Because the 2nd half is slop

There's a lot of hidden gems made in the 90s

>>212315467 (OP)
I didn't want you to ruin it

>>212315467 (OP)
Vampires with right-wing celebrity James Woods is the same movie only better.

>>212315497
Always hated this reddit opinion
2nd half is far more interesting than a generic crime movie

>>212315467 (OP)
YES ITS KINO
>or your gonna have to change the name of this place to benny's world of blood!

>>212315467 (OP)
It was literally kino until the salon. Then it became a meme and I turned it off. Le zany random vampires.

>>212315579

We get it, you like your own farts, Robert Rodriguez. But the movie wasn't great (outside of the snake dance scene)

>>212315467 (OP)
First half is so much better. All the stuff with the vampires is retarded.

Daily reminder QT only helped Rodert Rodriguez make this film is because he knew Rodriguez knew Salma Hayek and knew he could suck her feet if he put it in a script. The gooner mind is very powerful

>>212315467 (OP)
you can tell it's kino from a distance because it has george clooney

>>212315467 (OP)
I hide movies,shows and books I like from younger generations because I'm scared they'll start liking them and make it trend on social media and then some executive or studio will try and remake it for the modern audience.

>>212315742
kek thanks anon
>>212315579
the second half wasnt necessarily worse just different to me. first half was anything but generic anon kek

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>>212315512
any more kinos i should stay away from?

>>212315467 (OP)
>millennials hide it from me
Fucking psychos, or something.

>>212316947
anything james cameron

>>212315467 (OP)
Because once you little gay zoomers make things popular they'll no doubt remake it and make it gayer and lamer.

>>212316947
Go

>>212315467 (OP)
In hs I cut my hair to look like him except the barber gave me a bowl cut, so I looked like Lloyd Christmas instead. I had to stay home for a month until my hair grew back because everyone fucking laughed at me. Fuck you Tarantino.

that is a matter of opinion and i dont give a fuck about yours!

>>212316994
Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

>>212315579
its terrible dude
a literal zombie dance sequence

>>212316947
Don't hear people talk much about Dark City (1998)

>>212317169
KEK NOOOO

>Attention kitty shoppers!
>If you buy one piece of kitty at regular price, you'll get another piece of kitty of equal or lesser value for only a penny!
>Try and beat kitty for a penny!
>If you can find cheaper kitty anywhere...FORGET IT!

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>where are you taking us?
>Mexico.
>what's in Mexico?
>Mexicans..

>>212315742
Based. If I knew someone who knew Sophie Thatcher, I'd write a script where she forces my face into her hairy armpits multiple times.

>>212315467 (OP)
Bro I've been trying to tell you about it all along
Bro you gotta let me go bro, I died 10 years ago
I love you, bro, see you on the other side....

>>212315467 (OP)
>hy did millennials hide it from me?
Because you were born more than a decade after it premiered and it hide itself from you, zoomershit