His ass makes up for her lack of tits desu.

>>212318318 (OP)
cut or uncut?

>>212319824
Uncut

pissi cuckitini

They still love each other all these years later

>>212318318 (OP)
her tits were perfect.

>>212320875
he didnt age very well

>>212322686
he aged fine though. He and Dizzy aged the best of any of the cast

>>212318318 (OP)
I just got done watching Wild Things an hour or two ago and I gotta say Johnny was right to want Carmen over Dizzy

>>212322889
Boys prefer Carmen, men prefer dizzy.

>>212322889
Carmen was a manipulative hoe who was just going to ditch Johnny for the next successful guy she could use as soon as she could

>girls final words is that she can die happy knowing she got to enjoy your cock in her
we should all be so lucky to have such an infatuated girl

>>212318318 (OP)

Casper Van Dien is relentlessly handsome.

I want to kiss him relentlessly.

>>212322668

Not really. In the shower scene they were saggy little flapjacks.

>>212322889

Johnny punched Carmen’s V card, and that’s all that matters in the game to cocks and cunts around that age.

>>212320875
things like this warm my gay heart

>>212318318 (OP)

I read there was a ton of hooking up among the cast and crew while making the film. Supposedly Denise hooked up with Patrick, Casper and Amy Smart, with even a few threesomes mixed in. Fun times.

>>212328359
verhoeven seems like the kind of guy to encourage it. i assume the director sets the tone for a lot of this stuff. he may not have joined in but he probably said "haha you guys" or whatever

>>212320875
Dizzy still looking great. You can tell she's a good lay.
>>212322686
Are you retarded? The guy is nearing 60, he looks great.

>Do you want to live forever?

>>212326205
straightest post in this entire thread

>>212322743
Michael Ironside alpha sizemogging the other males on the panel

>>212320875
The Trooper Couple from across the bar..

>>212328359
Casper Van Dien & James Marsden are Eskimo brothers since they both nailed Amy Smart.

>>212330417
He had some of the best lines in the movie.

>>212323179
She was still fucking stunning, way better than dizzy. That's why Carmen wins.

>>212320875
Both look fantastic for their age.

>>212318318 (OP)
How the hell does having a nice ass make up for what the chick you are with is lacking

>>212320875
BEST GIRL CONFIRMED

HOOO RAH

>>212328084
Everytime I get a new 10/10 gf I have that fear of taking off her bra for the first time and she has Dizzy boobs. She goes down to a 3/10 and i move on.

>>212318318 (OP)
There's nothing erotic about this movie at all

>>212320875
wrf she mogs him now

>>212320875
Would

>>212320875
That's the best aging couple I've seen in Hollywood.

>>212322743
>Ironside in his Walrusmaxxing arc