>Peter, just because can make a lot of money and get tons of hot women with your new powers doesn’t mean you should. You need to be a loser and watch MJ fuck everyone but you.

>>212319724 (OP)
>No Peter, you shouldn't rob money from drug dealers after breaking their legs and ribs to help your ailing mother from getting kicked out of our family home
This Peter guy is a real jerk.

>>212319724 (OP)
>>212319900
>>212320136
You’re brown

>>212320259
You’re fat

>>212320259
>good people deserve to needlessly suffer
>I'm morally superior for thinking this
Nose or gtfo

>>212319724 (OP)
You were too stupid to grasp the message in a Spider-Man movie.

>>212319724 (OP)
Before Peter got bitten by the spider he had poor eyesight and really shitty hearing. What Ben said was "With great CHOWDER comes free SALTINES". The old man was just talking about soup

>>212319724 (OP)
>Peter...
>Uncle Ben...he looked Italian...
>*dies smiling...

>>212319724 (OP)
>Peter, you need to learn that just because you CAN do something, doesn't mean you SHOULD
>"should i get hot ass bitches with my powers?"
>hell yeah, you dont have to be a fag

>>212319724 (OP)
He didn’t say any of these things I’ve seen this movie it’s my favorite movie of all time Spider-Man rules i kiss him

>Uncle Ben I saved an entire train of people by tearing every muscle in my entire body for purely because it was the right thing to do
>Peter what the fuck I bulleye'd entire villages of zipperheads for the hell of it where did all this fagshit come from.