>Mad Men ends
>Couldn't make the jump from TV to Films
>Every show she's in gets cancelled
I Guess she doesn't have "it"

>>212320216 (OP)
Would

She did great as the universe entity thing in Rick and Morty. One of the most underrated episodes of the show. Rick finding all those notes while she read the monologue.... Kino

>>212320216 (OP)
she's 50 years old, anon
she was 40 when mad men ended
still seems to be working pretty regularly too, exec producer on her own show
weird thread

>>212320329
Don't take it personally, Christina

>>212320316
cool I didn't know that was her

>relegated to voice role
sad

>>212320329
>50 years old
>Looks like this
She still got it

>>212320316
I actually thought that was meant to be ironic when I saw it, like it was parodying overdramatic romance films. like how the end of season 1 when morty is traumatised, it was played for laughs.
rick and morty is so reddit and lame, there is more emotional drama than jokes, I only tolerated up to season 5 though.

>>212320488
She really does. I had a big titty redhead gf (GG cup) and I miss the sex like you wouldn't believe. Unbelievably fun

hollywood is anti millkers

>>212320515
why do you lie on 4chan of all places?
I know you are lying because of your syntax.

>>212320488

>>212320573
Nope. I dated her for 2.5 years we even moved country together

>>212320664
if you were telling the truth you would call me retarded or schizo, or something to that effect. not just try to convince me further.

>>212320707
Okay retarded schizo believe what you wish

>>212320488
Aging like fine wine
She could still land a breakthrough role

You might enjoy a clip titled The Best Of Christina Hendricks Leaving Rooms. Darned if I can find it, though.

Id rather watch Lauren Phillips. Same shit but does porn.

>>212321537

>>212320520
her best looks were in Firefly even tho they lit tried to hide those milker
>i just watched firefly

>>212322401
After Firefly she became big >>212320216 (OP)
She only had to control her weight but she failed at it.

>>212320216 (OP)
what did she mean by this?

>>212323643
What's this from?

She was great in Firefly

>>212320216 (OP)
she also waited too long to start doing raunchy comedies and now she's too old to whip them out in anything but a joke context

>>212320515
redheads are something else, man
dated one who was an absolute freak in the sack, bipolar as fuck though

I'm the only person on earth who ever watched this but it confirmed a theory I had about The Sopranos/Breaking Bad/etc.
Because on this show she's constantly doing cool sociopathic shit and committing short-sighted felonies to solve immediate problems that only cause larger deadlier problems, and her husband Matthew Lillard is constantly bitching to her about how he just wants a normal life and she needs to stop spiraling into crime and be a more responsible family woman

And sure enough she is based and he is cringe, like bro how is she supposed to pick the kids up from soccer practice when she's busy dismembering an FBI agent's body for real dude

>>212320216 (OP)
No kids. Redhead milker genes: eradicated from the gene pool.

>>212323643
She is old so her metabolism is slow and she produces a lot of gas which she regularly has to release.

>>212320216 (OP)
Kill yourself

>>212324507
No, fag

>>212320216 (OP)
its cause she didn't show her tits

gay mafia (who runs hollywood) famously hates busty women. even if ratings would double they won't allow it

>>212320316
As r*ddit and gay as rick and morty is, kinda based of them to draw Hendricks as a big titty red-headed alien (I know she's a planet or whatever in the episode but that was her avatar). Christina probably liked that too

>>212320573
not that anon, but there are plenty of us normies that get girlfriends on here, even ones that get big tiddy red heads. pic related

>>212320216 (OP)
no
she has "them"

>No one beats The Wa-
She could land some based Mommy roles

Joan Holloway: I heard you were being considered for an account because a client's wife saw you and thought it would be OK if he worked with you.
Peggy Olson: You know you're not a stick.
Joan Holloway: And yet I never wonder what men think of me. You are hiding a very attractive, young girl with too much lunch

>>212324272
>I'm the only person on earth who ever watched this
rate it

>>212320515
Did she dump you or was she too crazy?

>>212324272
And what is this theory you had?

>>212320231
That's not how the meme works saar.
There's no humor in saying you "would" an attractive woman.

>>212328057
3/10, raises to 6/10 if "staring at Christina Hendricks doing stuff" is a big draw

>>212328259
You're a dummy for not getting the context but that the whole "wife bad" thing in crime dramas isn't rooted in sexism because this show is the intentional inversion where the wife is an impulsive violent greedy sociopath (with pretensions of "it's all to provide for my family") and the husband is a whiny bitchy judgmental wet blanket that longs for normalcy and sure enough the wife's more likeable than the husband

Of course being a more female brained narrative they also cuck each other; shortly after she Breaks Bad™ Hendricks goes to confront her husband's mistress seemingly set to kill her, but upon discovering the girl is an absolutely tragically stupid bimbo she instead gives her $5,000 and encouragement to take a bus to Hollywood and become an actress. I'm aware this probably ends with the mistress in porn/raped but you can actually see Hendricks' murder boner fading while she's talking to her so I think this was her idea of being merciful toward a woman she had seriously intended to dump in the river a few minutes earlier

In turn Hendricks cheats on hubby with a Mexican gangster and in spite of having a torrid passionate love/hate affair with him, it becomes clear that she would readily shoot the spic in the fucking face to protect hubby

>>212328593
also Google Images summarizes the show pretty well lol

>>212328593
I did get what you were going for but I felt you had to word your point properly in your post, so I asked.