>Burger squid game
What games will they play?

>>212323050 (OP)
Hide the salami and gin rummy.

>>212323050 (OP)
>What games will they play?
i only know they will be really lame

>hotdog eating contest
>the maze from season 3 but it's a school and guns not knives

>>212323050 (OP)
>here's your 10/10 american woman bro

some of the games are sort of uniquely korean i guess but you also got shit like
>red light green light
>tug of war
>marbles
>russian roulette
seems easy to translate

Bariatric Mobility Scooters race.

football toss
cornhole
pick up the cash
soggy biscuit
>brought to you by pfizer

>A raised platform with a self-driving Tesla set to reverse park
>Walking three blocks
>Looting a sneakers store that doesn't have enough sneakers for everyone

is this gonna be one of those shows where a secret thing gets expanded to a worldwide cabal of thousands knowing about it and then it's just an open secret that everyone knows about but pretends it doesn't happen

>>212323050 (OP)
ideas:
>the floor is lava (with real lava)
>cowboys and indians (like tag in s3 but with guns)
>hopscotch (if you mess up you fall in a hole)
>monopoly (you die if you can't pay)
>dodgeball (the ball explodes if you don't catch it)

Serious answer

Red Rover
Foursquare
Wallball
Duck duck goose
Crab soccer

mobility scooter race around a mock walmart store

Chess, but the players have to fight to the death to determine which "piece" wins.

>>212323356
So, Harry Potter's? Great idea.

>>212323326
it will be none of those, because it's netflix and they hate conservative good old memories.

>>212323318
>monopoly (you die if you can't pay)
Don't you mean health care?

>>212323050 (OP)
That's a tranny

Monkeys in a Barrel
Chutes and Ladders

>>212323050 (OP)
Copper twister

>games are sponsored by corporations

>>212323646
>since it is pride month Amazon has been kind enough to sponsor the next game: “Smear the Queer”

>>212323749
Yeah but you never bust someone flat in the face or lower abdominals if you can help it that kind of oof is really...Well shoot its just mean.

>>212323050 (OP)
I think I hear the phone ringing.

>>212323208
She is Australian

>>212323050 (OP)
Imagine getting a sloppy blowjob from this hag in the alley

there was already a squid game show in america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4wUQgC90Rk

you have lived to see ethereal beauty cate blachett become the horror beyond comprehension

>Squid Game's final boss reveal
>it's Mr. Beast

>>212324757
Beast Games had better games than S2-3

>>212323050 (OP)
>American Squid Games
>Immediately an old, ugly, bogged woman beating the shit out of a man in broad daylight as he does nothing.

>>212323050 (OP)
Others already listed some good ones:
>Dodgeball
>Cornhole
>Horseshoes
>H-O-R-S-E (the basketball game)
>Tug of War (like in Season 1)

gonna be oppression olympics. sassy black woman complaining they deserve the money most, etc.

>>212323318
>>cowboys and indians (like tag in s3 but with guns)
Why not just capture the flag?
Same idea but
>both teams have their own turf
>enemies can only be tagged in their turf
>they can be rescued by their team members by touching them
You could make a variation where people wear a collar and magnetic handchains, and once they are tagged by their enemy, magnets remove them from moving and their collar will explode in 5 minutes unless someone from their team touches them
A lot potential drama

freezetag
dodgeball but the balls are armor piercing rounds from an AR-15
double dutch first one to trip/tangle gets blasted by an AR-15
magic the gathering but the players are cards that get shot with AR-15 when they're sent to the graveyard
school shooter, that american children's game where you shoot your school bullies with an AR-15

>>212324806
Beast Games was held back by always trying to force drama by mixing in the voting of people out ala Survivor.

>>212325021
all these games happen at the same time to appease burger attention spans

Dodgeball
Floor is lava
Arm wrestling (first game, contestants partner up with someone without knowing what the game is, loser dies)
Chess

>>212325021
> dodgeball
Better idea would be for it to be a wrecking ball or 3 hanging from the roof. With spikes.

>>212324886
there's 100% going to be an outspoken black lead that they all look up to

>>212323356
>chess is American

>>212326345
There will be a gay couple too. They probably won’t have a tranny because it will be too similar to the Korean version.

>>212323050 (OP)
>>Burger squid game
>What games will they play?
- Try to navigate the health care system to get treatment before your ailment kills you
- Try to guess which retail stores accept SNAP coupons for cigarrettes
-Trying to eat a meal with less than 5000 calories
-Whoever has the highest IQ automatically gets killed
-Skin color test, only whites will pass (spoiler no one passes because threyre all brown)

>>212323383
>assigning entire political leanings to innocuous children’s games
You really gotta chill out and maybe take a break from the internet for a bit. Take a step back and realizing the shit you’re saying is unbelievably faggy and stupid

>>212323050 (OP)
what have they done to galadriel?

>>212323050 (OP)
>Hotdog eating contest
>Who can vote against their own interest the most contest
>Pig squealing contest
https://youtu.be/fUY9FmBvqms?feature=shared
Do Americans really?

>>212323050 (OP)
it’s gonna be a retarded DEI fest, most of the characters will be black, spics, or jeets, one of the main characters will definitely be black. It’ll have Marvel tier quips and some negro screaming “OH HELL NAW” whenever a life threatening situation happens. If we’re lucky we’ll get a few token white characters, a white woman will be in the main cast, probably as a love interest to the black guy, the villain will be a white man, the rest of the white characters will probably be an assortment of white trash.

>the Squid Game mastermind is revealed to be the Bogdanoff brothers who faked their own death

Fentanyl challenge.