>You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust and low cunning.
How do you respond to with without sounding mad?

crossbow

>>212324719 (OP)
But do you know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>>212324719 (OP)
Was he really spiteful?

>>212324719 (OP)
"Which of your children are you referring to?"

>>212324719 (OP)
You’re old.

>>212324719 (OP)
You created me...

>>212324719 (OP)
You oughta know, sweetling

>>212324719 (OP)
Yes, of course. I'm a Lanister.

>>212324837
>Was he really spiteful?
In the books yes, Tyrion's motivation is half wanted to be loved and half wanting to make other people suffer

"that's interesting"

>>212324837
Yeah, to be fair "an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust and low cunning" is an accurate if incomplete description of Tyrion. Though most people earned his spite.

>>212324719 (OP)
L + ratio + you're bald

>the nipple doesn't fall far from the breastplate

>>212324890
This, Tywin lucked out with battle of Fords.
He knows Renly is preparing marching on King's Landing but he decided to invade Riverlands instead.
Had he not been denied access by Radmure, he would have been trapped there, and unable to prevent Stannis from taking King's Landing

>>212324719 (OP)
>respond to with without sounding
good morning SAAR

this is what literally everyone thinks about manlets btw

>>212324719 (OP)
I mean, you could just go off and drown yourself to spare the family but other than that if you own father who knows you crave only his approval says something like this to you there is no other response BUT anger.

>>212324719 (OP)
>How do you respond to with without sounding mad?
Yet I am still your son

>>212324719 (OP)
>*thwang*

I punch him right in his wrinkly old ballsack

>>212324947
Low cunning is inaccurate I think

>>212324837
Yes...but people have treated him like absolute shit his entire life so it is understandable.

>>212326243
Death to all lankmores, will rape your women

>>212324719 (OP)
I learned it by watching YOU!

>>212324947
Tyrion is not as smart as he believes he is, but he is also smarter than Tywin gives him credit for, more than "low cunning" qualifies for.

>>212324719 (OP)
I shoot him in the cock with a crossbow

>>212327056
you know how when a nigger gets called a nigger by a white man they try to call them a cracker or something?
it's ok lil guy, if you take enough estrogen maybe someone might want to fuck you

>oh yeah well Jamie nutted in Cersie

Your fancier children are lovers!