What did Padme mean by this?
>>212326716 (OP)She just needed to open up her wormhole and let Anakie go to pound town with his SITH DICK
>>212326716 (OP)i need to squeeze big boobs and lick and sex all night with portman
>>212326716 (OP)how many points does a man’s IQ drop when he gets an erection?
>>212326716 (OP)its a classic women moment
>>212326716 (OP)Why my gf used to be hot af but doesn’t even try anymore nowadays. I bet as soon as I leave her she’ll be lookin hot again
>>212328961Work on improving yourself so that other girls start looking at you, like going to the gym and dressing better. Either this will inspire her to improve too, or if not then you can get with another girl who likes you.
>>212326716 (OP)women man, wtf. She knew what she was doing. She wanted him to go crazy in rage. It's all her fault.
>>212330239but actually unironically
>>212328833Depending on his race and sexual orientation it drops by exactly 42, 69, 96, 350, 666, 1337, or 9001.
>>212328961probably the same reason you can fart around her now, dumbass. she's grown comfortable and relaxed around you
>>21232883310 points to each blood millimeter in the dick.
>"No Anakin. Even after secretly flying across the universe and crossing oceans of stars together to rendezvous at my lush home planet far away from the prying eyes of your religious order and my senatorial duties and decorum where we spent the day running in verdant green fields, rolling and laughing in the grass and swimming in crystal waters, even after a private romantic dinner at a idyllic lakeside villa, and even now in this tranquil, private dark room, next to this soft fire lighting me in a warm ethereal glow, with my tight supple body agonizingly writhing in desire just mere inches away from you as my hormones and pheromones enrapture every essence of your heightened Jedi senses, just practically begging for you to envelope me in your immense arms and consume me in mad, carnal animal passion, you still can't have me. Not my heaving breasts, not my subconscious desire for you to choke me until my eyes roll so back into my skull I literally see the face of the Naboo gods but all I can manage to say to them when I try to speak comes out as inane babble in moaning, primal grunts. No Anakin, you're a Jedi and I'm a senator. I am so dedicated to my political duties that I plucked my pubic hair into the shape the Republic emblem tonight, but no, you're never going to see that. We would be living a lie, like how I'm lying about how I am totally not wearing one of those vibrating LED buttplugs whose light matches the colour of your lightsaber. I'm so sorry about your feelings about all this, even now I regret programming R2 to record our now not happening love making session so he could play it back for us in a 3D hologram, I shouldn't have put him up to that. Oh Anakin, I hope you understand. If you'll excuse me, I will retire. That fruit you fed me earlier has given me some mad indigestion and I wouldn't want to relieve myself by passing gas in front of you. I'm now going to my quarters to sleep in nothing but this rare, black Nubian silk high cut thong. Alone."
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>>212326716 (OP)She wants to get titty fucked by BBC
>>212326716 (OP)>>212330468nerds. her mind knew that they can't be together but her pussy screamed for more. that's why she unwittingly (or perhaps on purpose) chose that dress so that the chances of breaking up were close to zero. filtered by lucas once again.
>>212328961tell that bitch to lift her game if she wants to get fucked right