Thread 212327845 - /tv/ [Archived: 893 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:44:23 AM No.212327845
GreeksAreGay
GreeksAreGay
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NONE of you faggots want to talk about this? Let me guess, youโ€™ve never heard of it because thereโ€™s no TikTok of it.
Too bad Zendaya and Eliot Pooner are in it otherwise seems like it could be good.
Bravo, Nolan.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:59:12 AM No.212328210
>>212327845 (OP)
>defy the gods
I'm sure it won't be just another subversion of a beloved classical work
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:01:04 AM No.212328255
>>212327845 (OP)
>NONE of you faggots want to talk about this?
I've seen about 3 threads about it and I'm not even here all day. Lurk moar I guess?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:01:52 AM No.212328272
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kcxxg4q
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>>212327845 (OP)
why cant he not use fire embers in his god damned posters
it doesn't even fit thematically in most of them
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:06:56 AM No.212328400
>>212328272
Youโ€™re forgetting the dark knight and the sequel

>>212327845 (OP)
Iโ€™m genuinely excited for it since im a sucker for sword and sandal kino, but the anons on the first threads made me think if this will be subversive somehow.
>fully shot on IMAX
Well there you have it
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:07:37 AM No.212328420
>>212328272
uhhh, maybe Hephaestus or Hestia are going to play a huge role in the movie, or it's suppose to be Troy burning
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:07:41 AM No.212328425
>>212327845 (OP)
They fuck is odysey? I'm not american.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:09:52 AM No.212328483
>>212328425
Billy Joel song
>Odyssey is such a lonely word
>Every god so untrue
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:11:14 AM No.212328516
>>212327845 (OP)
I wish /tv/ did, I can't talk about greek mythology anywhere else on the internet because it's full of tumblrinas that get their knowledge of GM from Percy Jackson, Madeline Miller books and Lore Olympus
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:11:43 AM No.212328529
>>212328420
oh look some other dipshit who never read the poem
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:11:53 AM No.212328532
frog giggle
frog giggle
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>>212327845 (OP)
We're not going to watch your faggotnigger movie, schlomo. Begone from here lest I start reciting New Testament biblical verses at you.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:12:55 AM No.212328551
frog see
frog see
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>>212328516
>I can't talk about greek mythology anywhere else on the internet

You're so goddamn stupid. You're so so goddamn stupid. You don't deserve to talk about greek mythology with anyone worthwhile.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:13:26 AM No.212328563
>>212328529
>read the poem
You're suppose to hear someone speak it dumbass
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:13:29 AM No.212328566
>>212328516
Yeah lol, we also havent had a kino since when? Troy? I liked the clash of titans but it was slop for the most part
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:14:34 AM No.212328590
>>212328532
>But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:15:15 AM No.212328606
I'm not thrilled about the casting.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:17:40 AM No.212328659
We have Odyssey kino already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9iVF6DM1ws
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:18:16 AM No.212328675
Who's playing Poseidon?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:19:39 AM No.212328709
Epic Trickshot_thumb.jpg
Epic Trickshot_thumb.jpg
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We're not going to get kino even remotely like this so why bother
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:19:49 AM No.212328719
>>212328272
The fire rises
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:20:58 AM No.212328745
>>212327845 (OP)
They made me read this in high school and ended up just looking up a summary online. After school I'd just go to my gf's house at the time just to fuck so I didn't read shit. 1984 was kino tho.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:21:28 AM No.212328759
>>212327845 (OP)
abysmal casting
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:09:49 AM No.212329825
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480242366_1157962569323988_1314243001863106872_n
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>>212328675
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:10:44 AM No.212329841
>>212327845 (OP)
I only read the Iliad, I hear Odyssey is better but Iliad bored me by the end so I haven't gotten around to reading Odyssey yet.
You can only read
>and his eyes were darkened
So many times before you stop caring.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:10:52 AM No.212329848
>>212327845 (OP)
>26
bring this up some time from now, thank you.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:11:24 AM No.212329863
>>212327845 (OP)
Entire cast sucks
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:13:11 AM No.212329903
>>212327845 (OP)
this shit is going to be so gay
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:13:15 AM No.212329906
>>212329841
THE WINE DARK SEA
THE WINE DARK SEA
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:14:31 AM No.212329938
>>212327845 (OP)
Only needs some Pedro Pascal to be the epitome of shit Hollywood cast
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:15:49 AM No.212329960
>>212329906
To be fair they didn't have a word for "blue" yet
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:19:57 AM No.212330059
>>212329906
fucking homer was a PLEB HACK
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:20:29 AM No.212330063
>>212328529
The sack of Troy is mentioned in the original odyssey and the leaked set pieces (trojan horse) clearly suggests that it's going to be depicted in the film
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:21:02 AM No.212330077
imagine the uproar if nolan used ai in this film
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:22:32 AM No.212330107
>>212330063
>adapt iliad, call it odyssey
sounds exactly like what hollywood would do
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:25:35 AM No.212330173
>>212330107
the illiad doesn't depict the trojan horse or the sack of troy
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:26:51 AM No.212330204
>>212330077
We'd get some kino then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybui7OtXFc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEj9QIXOqgU
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:32:15 AM No.212330307
>>212327845 (OP)
That guy ruined Accountant 2 and he will ruin The Odyssey the same way Netanyahu has ruined Trump's admins. Brief appearances placed throughout, brash rhetoric that hogs attention, inherent insincerity and "they know" paranoia cloaked behind a performative alien toughness. Nolan's insistence on revamping the past by casting BurnLocal and Zendaya for a new world is disastrous. It's like if Ridley Scott decided that his historic blockbuster should reflect the zeitgeist of Sinners and Euphoria
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:34:07 AM No.212330340
>>212328606
imagine if nolan cast tom cruise as the lead and gave pattinson a substantial role.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:50:52 AM No.212330622
>>212330173
Showing the sack of Troy makes it an 18
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:52:45 AM No.212330659
>>212330340
Damon is a better actor than Cruise.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:54:31 AM No.212330689
>>212327845 (OP)
yeah, Nolan is some esoteric, underground, high-brow shit that would never get discussed on tiktok. It's not because he's literally a more incompetent Michael Bay
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:54:48 AM No.212330695
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1565875085473
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for some reason the poster reminds me of pic rel
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:55:38 AM No.212330706
>>212328210
What do you think happens in the odyssey?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:56:40 AM No.212330727
>>212327845 (OP)
The cast is so awful I have no interest in it. John Bernthal and Zendaya? Lmao no thanks
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:56:33 AM No.212331739
>>212330340
How would /tv/ cast this movie?

>Ulysses
Mads Mikkelsen

>Penelope
Tilda Swinton

>Antinous, the leader of the suitors
Willem Dafoe

>Telemachus
Robert Pattinson

>Mentor, mentor of Telemachus
Gary Oldman

>Nestor
Vincent Cassel

>Peisistratus, companion of Telemachus, son of Nestor
Adam Driver

>Menelaus, king of Sparta
Christian Bale

>Agamemnon, brother of Menelaus
Michael Fassbender

>Calypso
Margaret Qualley

>Nausicaa
Thea Sofie Loch Naess
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:24:05 AM No.212332283
>>212330706
Ulysses is pious and respectful of the gods, always following their disposition about not eating the oxen of the sun or not opening aeolus's jar, not to mention his devotion to Athena from which he is constantly
Instead what that tagline tells me is that he is going to be yet another le epic smart secular man too intelligent to obey the superstition of religion because muh human spirit and bla bla bla
Ridley Scott tier