Saw this turd yesterday
Ask me anything
Yes it's bad

>Alan wake up, I'm gonna be a dinosaur

>>212331623 (OP)
What's it like to watch movies in theaters still? What are the people there like? Howuch did popcorn cost?

>>212331725
Extremely expensive ticket imo. 19 euros. I didn't even get any popcorn because it'd be losing my leg trying to pay for this.
Entire theater was packed, but it's Europe so people don't scream or talk during movies. Families, frat boys, some female whales with JP t-shirts. A 6/10 boy with his 9/10 gf.

>>212331823
What possessed you to go see this movie in a theater? Why not do anything else? How often do you do this to yourself?

>>212331906
I went with my brother, We've been going to JP movies since 1997. I don't go a lot, maybe 2-3 movies a year

>>212332120
rank em

>>212332182
JP>>>TLW>JW>JP3>Fallen Kingdom>=Rebirth>>Dominion

>>212331623 (OP)
jurassic world was a really good restart i dont understand how they fucked up every movie after that.
This should have been some elite badass group of different characters surviving in a dino jungle hunting down some time sensitive mcguffin...basically aliens or predator playbook... instead the movie literally wastes half the time literally over an hour on a stupid boat, some water dino shit that no one cares about and some random shitty family that should not even be in the movie. Its soo fucking stupid, elite group of badasses in a dino jungle is all you had to do.

>>212331623 (OP)
>Yes it's bad

What is actually bad about it?

You can't review a film by saying "its bad, trust me guys" you need to give cited examples of what makes it bad so we can agree or disagree based on that. I am already sceptical of your taste by the fact you have ranked TLW as the 2nd best Jurassic film.

>>212332120
That’s wholesome anon. Doing things with your family like that keeps me alive.

>>212332611
Scarlett Johansson is such a horrible actress. Her character is just a hollow shell. You can't name a single characteristic of her, not one.
The music is ASS. Action scene going on and for some reason there's a clarinet blowing 1940's music. The best scenes were those without any music.
Movie feels like it's directed by 3 different people. Before they reach the island, on the island during the day, and the last part during night. 3 completely different vibes.
Movie is just moving from one setpiece to the next.
Fuck ALL these characters. They're either extremely annoying, or just completely forgettable. Can't name half the family members, or even the bad guy.You also don't care about any of them.

D-rex goes from a gigantic 50 meters tall Kaiju in one scene, to just a big T-rex in the next. WHAT.
You can just replace the mutants with actual dinosaurs and it would be better off.
Someone calls the first dino a brachiosaurus on the news and it's obviously an Apatosaurus
Professor states the Titanosaurus is11 tons, and next you see it's as big as a skyscraper.

It's a B movie with 200 mil budget

>>212331623 (OP)
its on camrip everyones seen it you nonce

its shit

>>212331682
>when the "boring" basic bitch dinosaurs look cooler than the mutants dreamed up by the filmmakers limitless imaginations and computers

>>212331682
stupid fucking retarded toddler
so fucking boring to watch
the "mutadonts" too
the mutants were the most boring parts of the film by far
the normal Dinosaurs were the fun parts everything else about this film was shit

>>212332728
>Someone calls the first dino a brachiosaurus on the news and it's obviously an Apatosaurus
that annoyed the fuck out of me

>>212331623 (OP)
How many Triceratops poops would you give it out of ten?

>>212332728
B-movies are more enjoyable

>>212332557
Jurassic World has been forcing this down our throat since 2015. 'The audience doesn't want to see dinosaurs anymore'. A line they continue to use even in Rebirth. And they actually mean YOU the audience watching the movie.
Jurassic World planted the seed, with the Indominus. Not a dinosaur. Cool concept though.
Fallen Kingdom went: Oh you want to see dinosaurs? here's a movie about human cloning.
Dominion: You want to see dinosaurs? Nope, giant locust time.
Rebirth: You want to see dinosaurs? Here are some stupid mutants

Baffling

>>212331623 (OP)
>>212331682
does the big brained dino use his big brain?

>>212332557
if you liked that disgusting disney finale of JW1, you never liked jurassic park. trvth nvke

>>212334294
no it's a retarded toddler

they need to do smaller projects like a village in New Mexico infested by raptors or troodons or any vicious carnivor with some larger than life characters as in the first Tremors. The cartel administrates the place so no easy military involvment, just pure cocaine and dinosaurs

JURASSIC BLOW