>>212331851 (OP)
Idk but he should expedite the process

>>212331851 (OP)
To make you laugh

become a nobody. raise a kid

>>212331851 (OP)
Getting every skill.

crashing simptank with no survivors

>>212331851 (OP)
hopefully to bash your skull in, you faggot youtuber shill.

>>212331851 (OP)
Total destruction of israel and becoming so ugly people die at his sight

Skyrim with slurs

Cashing in for his family before it all falls apart

>>212332538
First time I have been sold on Joyride

Hvac installer so he can shit talk with nick about construction and selling cars so they can do it 19 hours a day instead of the current 18

>>212331851 (OP)
>scams people and worships shekels
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate Big Brother knockoff where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

Basically, his end goal is to be a sociopath and bullshit his way through life and get away with scamming millions out of you retards.

>>212332774
Sammy's Christianity is his funniest gaslight desu. The comments with people agreeing about how god is king and shit like that get me every time

>>212332774
That bible qoute is about rich people who aren't able to humble themselves. If you say Jesus is lord and mean it, you will go to heaven, if you belive otherwise you're saying Jesus was a liar and everyone is doomed to to hell, because there is nothing that can save a sinner except the perfect sacrifice of Christ.

getting immature and hopeless 16-year-olds to empty their parents credit cards on him so he can buy another gay flashy car

>>212332875
Nobody asked retard, the pasta was referencing him not knowing one of the most prominent bible verses after claiming to be Christian.

>>212331851 (OP)
Adding a new number to the norwood classification

>dude i'm religious
>oh for real?
>yeah
>(i'm not actually religious)

>>212331851 (OP)
Hopefully killing Hasan Piker, but more than likely to make Fish tank bigger than most shows on the internet. Would really be funny if someone else kills Hasan and then we pull a ghost of kyiv/School shooter scenario

>>212331851 (OP)
he's supposed to be in the new batman movie