Thread 212334002 - /tv/ [Archived: 673 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:16:40 PM No.212334002
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Look I'm not saying you need to prove you can make a good movie yourself to qualify as a credible film critic, but at least you shouldn't go out of your way to prove you're absolutely terrible at writing, acting and filmmaking in general.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:33:45 PM No.212334239
>>212334002 (OP)
imagine the maker of this talking down about event horizon lmao
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:38:25 PM No.212334301
>>212334002 (OP)
Smartest two choices they made was not crowdfunding this and charging for the blu-rays.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:42:37 PM No.212334375
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Gorilla Interrupted is kino
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:44:49 PM No.212334418
>>212334375
Did anyone archive the Ghostbusted trilogy?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:46:36 PM No.212334450
>>212334418
qrd?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:49:11 PM No.212334486
>>212334002 (OP)
I would never watch anything they've produced but looking at this image did they shield themselves behind a 'we were going for so bad it's good' excuse? How insecure.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:50:35 PM No.212334513
>>212334002 (OP)
They were competent enough to be aware that they were making a piece of shit, so they seamlessly transitioned to making one "on purpose".

Granted, that attitude is something they tend to consistently criticize in others, but I assume they considered that accepting being hypocritical was better than accepting being legitimately terrible at their jobs.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:05:24 PM No.212334726
>>212334002 (OP)
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Spacecop was kino
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:06:42 PM No.212334744
>>212334726
Calm down Rich you're off the clock
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:11:57 PM No.212334817
>>212334486
How are you coming to that conclusion based on one screenshot from a movie you haven't seen?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:14:30 PM No.212334853
>>212334817
If it's not on my chinese mall kinoplex is obviously a B movie
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:15:03 PM No.212334861
>>212334817
It is a standard incel talking point, it comes with every NPChuds basic programming.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:15:59 PM No.212334884
>>212334861
E celeb cancer beep beep

This movie gave me aids beep boop
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:16:52 PM No.212334896
>>212334817
The outrageously fake star on the chest of the guy on the left.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:16:58 PM No.212334898
Its bad, but still miles better than the SW prequels
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:17:34 PM No.212334909
>>212334896
He is from a post apocalyptic future with bad cop uniforms
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:19:10 PM No.212334934
>>212334896
But you haven't seen the movie. You literally don't even know the context of anything happening in the frame... assuming you're being honest, which you aren't.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:20:16 PM No.212334953
You can be good as a critic but suck at writing, directing, etc. And you can be good at directing or whatever and have total pleb taste. They do these for fun because they like the process of film making as a hobby. They tend to critique things alright. At least from what I've seen. The only one I felt they were way off about was Event Horizon.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:20:26 PM No.212334956
It's hilarious how you faggots are more obsessed with a stupid b-movie than the people who actually made it. It's just an extended Half in the Bag skit. RLM made it, released it, and moved on to a ton of other projects. They know it didn't turn out good and have made fun of it any times. They can move on, why can't you?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:21:17 PM No.212334971
>>212334002 (OP)
But it's le bad on purpose! That means you can't criticize us!!1
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:21:42 PM No.212334977
>>212334909
>>212334934
You're right, I don't. That's why I asked a question as to whether the tone of their move was 'so bad it's good' slop. That star is so decidedly low effort to me it screams, 'we didn't actually try to make something good so you can't actually judge us as creatives'. If that's the case it suggests they are aware of their own lack of talent and craft and insecure about it.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:21:42 PM No.212334978
>>212334002 (OP)
How the fuck do you not understand the term 'self-aware'? ffs
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:21:56 PM No.212334981
>>212334953
This is far too reasonable and non-autistic opinion for an RLM thread. You're supposed to reeeee about some random thing they said in a video 12 years ago and then call them woke because they don't say the word nigger.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:22:56 PM No.212334997
>>212334971
When have they ever said this?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:23:00 PM No.212334998
>>212334956
Failed e-celebs seething that RLM's most embarrassing effort didn't lead to them crashing out and becoming laughing stocks
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:23:57 PM No.212335011
>>212334956
You've sure put a lot of thought into this movie you haven't seen.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:25:09 PM No.212335029
>>212334981
Plinkett going from "whats up my nigs" to "IS THAT A JOKE ABOUT A DEAD GYPSY" was a pretty radical shift to beeeeeeeeeeeeee fair.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:26:09 PM No.212335039
>>212334997
IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND!!!!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:27:11 PM No.212335059
>>212335011
I wish I hadn't seen it. Man it was dreadful, AT4W The Movie was more enjoyable.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:27:21 PM No.212335065
>>212334977
I don't know why everyone's beating around the Bush that's exactly how it is.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:28:54 PM No.212335090
>>212335065
Because it's incredibly autistic and wrong.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:29:46 PM No.212335100
>>212334486
No, they repeatedly said that they tried to the best they can without any real budget.

Which is weird because they do put intentionally bad stuff in like Len Kabasinski as Rich's obvious stunt double.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:30:41 PM No.212335115
>>212335029
Those two examples are are literally 15 years apart.There's nothing radical about it.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:31:28 PM No.212335127
>>212334002 (OP)
The biggest problem with Space Cop aside from just not being that funny is that it relies too heavily on referencing B movies the the RLM crew covered so if you haven't watched every episode of Half in the Bag and Best of the Worst then most of the jokes and gags won't make any sense.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:31:56 PM No.212335134
>>212335100
That's just a joke. It's a joke that's been used in plenty of other comedy movies.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:32:36 PM No.212335143
>>212335100
That's a joke older than your Grandparents.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:33:28 PM No.212335162
>>212334486
After a few days of filming they realized that making a movie sucks ass and they lost any and all interest in doing it, but because they used crowdfunding they had to finish it or else incur the wrath of their backers so they half assed everything and haven't made another movie since.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:34:33 PM No.212335179
>>212335162
>but because they used crowdfunding
They didn't use crowdfunding.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:35:03 PM No.212335184
>>212335162
It wasn't crowdfounded.
They made it with shit they already had and favors from friends.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:36:33 PM No.212335214
>>212335162
Damn shawty your got the hallucinations and thinking you can mindread problems
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:39:21 PM No.212335265
>>212334934
Upvoted.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:39:27 PM No.212335267
>>212335162
>After a few days of filming they realized that making a movie sucks ass
They realized that decades before they made Space Cop. They've commented on what a pain in the ass filmmaking is for years.

Also they didn't crowdfund Space Cop, genius
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:48:10 PM No.212335403
>>212335090
So they did it on accident and they're just really bad and delusional?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:50:09 PM No.212335435
>>212335403
They just made a sci-fi comedy with no budget. They make fun of how bad it turned out all the time so I don't know where you would get the idea that they're delusional from.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:53:02 PM No.212335482
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>>212335435
Ohh so it's they make real crap on purpose and sell it to idiots like you I see. That's so much better. Truly what art and video making was made for
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:53:41 PM No.212335494
>>212335482
what the fuck are you babbling about? It's not that complicated bro
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:53:59 PM No.212335498
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They should have set out to do a A movie that would end up a B movie and be heartbroken and insist the audience doesn't know anything about movies.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:54:25 PM No.212335508
>>212334002 (OP)
Mike was in a Stephen universe movie?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:58:28 PM No.212335568
I am still impressed that people paid money to get this film made
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:59:38 PM No.212335589
>>212335494
No it is you midwit. RLM is just as bad as everyone they complain about. They shield themselves from criticism by claiming it's just a hobby which could be said about anybody that makes the same movies they make fun of. They're massive insufferable hypocrites.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:01:33 PM No.212335618
>>212335589
>They shield themselves from criticism by claiming it's just a hobby
When have they ever said this? Again, what the fuck are you babbling about?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:03:16 PM No.212335646
>>212335589
The worst thing is the hypocrisy.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:05:15 PM No.212335680
>>212335589
>RLM made a bad movie and have acknowledged that it turned out bad
>RLM reviews bad movies and acknowledges that they're bad
So where's the hyprocisy?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:05:28 PM No.212335686
>>212335589
>he thinks riffing bad movies is about actual hatred rather than a love of cheesy cinema
Missing the entire point. This isn't your cathartic therapy session. As far back as MST3K people riffed movies that were so bad they're good. Taking the piss out of something doesn't mean "hahahah fuck them XD le hate ur le shit". Think about YTPs even. Who else would sit around watching and editing together shit they hate? The movies being bad is fun. Riffing them with your friends is fun. They're labors of love and not malicious outlashing to make you feel less insecure about yourself.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:08:01 PM No.212335725
>>212335680
You have to look really closely.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:08:02 PM No.212335726
>>212335686
This is the problem. You're replying to someone who has never had fun watching b-movies with friends. They come across like they're bitter at RLM for merely having friends at all.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:08:28 PM No.212335732
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>>212335646
I disagree, I think the worst thing is the lack of talent.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:11:12 PM No.212335788
>>212334375
Mike looks like Morrissey in that movie.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:12:41 PM No.212335812
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>>212335589
Are you the retard that says that about Tim Heidecker too? Like everyone needs to be "accountable" or something?

Fuck off.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:14:16 PM No.212335833
>>212335618
Now you're just being disingenuous
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:16:08 PM No.212335867
>>212335726
This is some crazy projection and straw man to justify these guys being losers
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:16:14 PM No.212335872
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>>212334002 (OP)
this boomer or whoever runs his account completely destroyed them and they haven't recovered ever since
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:16:54 PM No.212335884
>>212335833
Okay. So please show me where they've said they only make content as a silly little hobby? Surely you can find an example of this right?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:17:15 PM No.212335893
>>212335812
He's trash too and unfunny. You have a low bar for the media you can soon
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:17:58 PM No.212335900
>>212335872
>Shatner's social media handler makes himself look like a retard
>Everyone makes fun of him for being retarded
>"durrr RLM rekt"
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:18:11 PM No.212335905
Their writing is totally fine. Gorilla Interrupted is genuinely good. For their budget and manpower their film making is completely serviceable. The problem with Space Cop is that it is a poor premise based on B-movie in-jokes that don't add up to a cohesive narrative and just feel like scenes cobbled together from different films with Space Cop stoically walking through them. The only good part of the film was the scene when Space Cop tries to get revenge on his future wife's killer where he drunkenly tries to murder a kid, one of the few scenes where Space Cop is being proactive.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:18:16 PM No.212335908
>>212335884
I said nothing about their content was talking about their trash movies that they sell to people like you. you keep being avoidant and you refuse to say why they make this trash.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:19:19 PM No.212335929
>>212335900
>ACKtually it was Based Bill who looked bad over that
Okay, Mike.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:20:39 PM No.212335959
>>212335908
So where have they said they only make movies as a hobby? You seem very passionate about this so there must be some clear examples of them doing this.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:22:26 PM No.212335993
>>212335893
On cinema is one of his least known projects and easily his best. I wasn't an awesome show fan
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:23:10 PM No.212336007
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>>212335908
>>212335959
Grabs yous popcorns everyones