Thread 212342075 - /tv/ [Archived: 918 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:22:36 PM No.212342075
snap
snap
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What about all the people who committed suicide because their loved ones disappeared? The dead come back find out they have no one.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:24:07 PM No.212342119
>>212342075 (OP)
My favorite theory is the ones that were on airplanes for the snap and ended up just raining down to earth by the hundreds.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:24:32 PM No.212342139
sorry guys Tony didn't want his daughter to not exist anymore, he killed himself so he doesn't even get to spend any time with his daughter anyway, please understand
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:41:49 PM No.212342669
>>212342075 (OP)
i thought the entire point of the gauntlet was you become one with the stones power. snapping ones fingers was just an example of how powerful the stones made you, not like an actual requirement to use them, right? seems gay and lame.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:43:59 PM No.212342730
What if you swallowed the stones and shit them out; would that make your turd a magical item?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:46:23 PM No.212342802
>>212342075 (OP)
The movie is terribly contrived, hypocritical, and does not maintain any morality or consistency.
PurpleHead gets what he wants at whatever price = EVIL
BlackFace gets what he thinks is heroic at whatever price = SAVIOR

>But Anon, I don't want to think!
>Just give me Marvel action CGI!!
>Ahh... much better. All done~ What's for dinner?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:46:34 PM No.212342808
>>212342730
What if (You) swallowed the stones and then I fisted your asshole?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:52:04 PM No.212342964
>>212342808

I'd need first hand experience to tell you.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:56:07 PM No.212343083
>>212342075 (OP)
It's a plot point the un-Snap was poorly thought out because terrorist groups start forming in future shows about how Thanos was right.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:57:14 PM No.212343119
I dont understand why captain marvel didnt just take care of thanos by flying through his ship years before he got the stones.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:58:05 PM No.212343154
>>212342075 (OP)
They should have stuck with the comics version where Silver Surfer gets the gauntlet.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:59:13 PM No.212343200
Why didn't they make another wish to bring back tony starkstein?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:00:33 PM No.212343246
>>212342669

yeah i dont understand why he couldnt wish something once he had the gauntlet in endgame. captain marvel preventing him from snapping his fingers is stupid.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:00:47 PM No.212343260
The Skeetman
The Skeetman
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Why didn't Dr. Strange just reverse Tony's wounds? I genuinely do not understand Infinity War or Endgame or the Infinity Stones in general. They're all irrelevant compared to the Time Stone. The plot only exists because Strange is a retard who forgot what he did in 2016, five minutes after acquiring the lime skittle.
>inb4 Doctor Doom is from a timeline where Strange did just that
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:01:00 PM No.212343269
>>212342119
If Banner logically wished everyone to return safely, why would people be falling out of the sky to their deaths?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:01:33 PM No.212343284
>>212343200

They would need to find all the Dragon Balls again?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:03:25 PM No.212343345
Infinity War was great because it had real stakes. Endgame was like someone photoshopping history to make themselves look good. Its cgi insert the movie.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:04:43 PM No.212343395
Did Peggy know that the Steve she presumably married/banged wasn't technically her Steve? Where was this old fuck when she had dementia and died? What about when Captain America (2012) awoke from being KO'd by himself and found out that he wasn't actually fighting Loki? What sort of heroes acknowledge that their actions will inevitably create infinite chaotic multiverses and do it anyway?
I hate time loops so fucking much it's unreal.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:08:45 PM No.212343541
>>212343395

Didnt Peggy have a wife and kids in the original timeline before Steve went back? Did he erase her kids just to have her for himself?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:12:56 PM No.212343665
1744181231075326
1744181231075326
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What was the point of multiple people doing the heist "simultaneously" instead of just one (1) person doing each one at more specific, planned points in time?
It's the same amount of particles used. Not to mention the whole nobody thinking of getting restocked on particles beforehand issue.
How the fuck did Steve even return each stone to the time they were taken without running into himself/the other Avengers as they were stealing them? How the Hell do you even return the Soul Stone?
I don't get it. It's just slop.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:14:03 PM No.212343701
>>212343395
I assume there's another Steve in the ice while "our" Steve is living with Peggy. What happens to him? Does "our" Steve have to live like a hermit so no one recognizes him and says "by golly you look like Captain America...hey wait what's the big idea?"
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:14:41 PM No.212343729
danny_plainman
danny_plainman
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>>212342075 (OP)
I know this absolutely was NOT the intent of the studio (because they're about as deep as a puddle,) but I personally chalk up the way all the Marvel shit just feels more "dreary" these days is due to the fact that The Snap still had massive, lasting damage and fucked everyone up mentally to the point where shit will take decades to actually get back to some semblance of what was. Humanity is still broken as fuck, as is any other species similar to ours.

Bu that's just me. The real reason most of the shows/films feel like shit is because they are just produced like shit, now. It's just Disney sucking the soul out of everything, per usual
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:15:06 PM No.212343743
release the cattle_thumb.jpg
release the cattle_thumb.jpg
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>>212342075 (OP)
>OH BOY CAPESHIT
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:15:46 PM No.212343757
>>212343541
My assumption is that it was always Joe Biden, I.E. the Steve at the end of Endgame. He was just chillin' in the "primeline" the whole time. Some conspiracy niggers even try to say that this old guy in the background during Peggy's funeral, sort of like the Iron Man 2 Peter Parker retcon.
Funny how the MCU seemed so well thought out for awhile, but in reality they were just making shit up real fast as they went along, and at some point just gave up.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:18:06 PM No.212343834
>>212343541
In her tv show on ABC she had that dude with a crutch, yeah. I guess he's just gone or it's not canon.
>>212343665
You give the soul stone back to Red Skull, who is chill now. They missed a huge opportunity for him and Steve to part ways amicably.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:18:19 PM No.212343839
>>212343701
>Does "our" Steve have to live like a hermit
Pretty much, see>>212343757
Technically they're the same Steve. It's just 616 Steve to the power of Steve, looped into himself. Dude was presumably hiding behind a tree waiting for himself to time travel so he could sit on a rock for his Oscar moment.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:20:08 PM No.212343893
>>212343729

Its an absolute shame to me that spiderman was wasted as part of this overall storyline. They tried to correct it at least with no way home. Making Peter Parker Tonys little toyboy and cutting oit uncle ben and his independent nature made all the movies feel comprimised.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:20:59 PM No.212343920
>>212343757
Turned out it's like Lucas and the prequels I guess. That's actually Glup Shitto in the line at the market to get power converters in the background. >>212343839
This is all so fucking lame now.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:22:13 PM No.212343952
>>212343743
HELL YEAH BRUTHUR GIMME PRODUCTS
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:23:12 PM No.212343987
>>212342075 (OP)
>The dead come back find out they have no one
Saaar this is the it bechod
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:23:44 PM No.212344003
>>212343834
Red Skull was never in possession of the stone, he was cursed to watch over it. After Thanos obtains it the curse is lifted and Skullface leaves.
The implication is that the Soul Stone is sentient to some degree, so maybe that's the answer? Maybe you just return it to Vormir and it handles the rest.
So what does that mean for Black Widow and Red Skull?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:29:05 PM No.212344162
>>212343284
Weren't they basically doing that already because they sent people to replace them back in time?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:31:17 PM No.212344230
>>212342075 (OP)
They could have made a interesting low budget tv show exploring all the negative consequences of the snap. Two seasons. 1 after the snap and 1 after the Tony snap
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:31:21 PM No.212344234
>>212342075 (OP)
>We can't just reverse the Snap immediately in Part 2 because...because CONTINUITY
>Nobody has a clue where to go after Endgame.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:32:05 PM No.212344251
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>Get the Time Stone from The Ancient One
>Reverse the destruction of the other stones
>Promptly return the Time Stone
>
I'm so confused as to the logic of the "Time Heist"
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:33:13 PM No.212344279
>>212342119
The Spiderman movie all but shows this happened when the band appears and gets run over by the basketball team.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:35:22 PM No.212344329
Is there a better way resolve infinity war other than time travel? I assume that the cosmos could create another set of infinity stones if the current ones are destroyed.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:35:33 PM No.212344333
>>212344230
Closest they got was the Bucky/Falcon show and that was fucking garbage except for the poor bastard trying his best to be the new Cap.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:35:47 PM No.212344346
>>212342075 (OP)
What movie ?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:37:22 PM No.212344392
>>212343743
There are few things more embarrassing in America today than fucking giant gas stations being a big cultural draw for people
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:37:38 PM No.212344396
>>212343119
>Captain Marvel gets the gauntlet
>Tries to fly it to the minivan instead of just into space a gorillion light years away
Battle of Earth is up there with The Long Night in the top ten dumbest movie/tv battles.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:39:43 PM No.212344457
>>212344329

>"the infinity stones cannot be destroyed"
>"i though thanos destroyed them?"
>"he destroyed the physical representation of them. to destroy the actual forces of the infinity stones would mean the end of the cosmos which was beyond even Thano's desire"
>".... so you're saying they're still out there?"

sorted
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:40:30 PM No.212344479
>>212344396
>Nebula gives Thanos Pym particles, which within the movies' canon Thanos reverse engineers to be able to take his entire fleet to the Avengers' world and time
>he doesn't just fucking use it to time travel and just get the stones from other times/universes and use them
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:40:57 PM No.212344494
>>212342075 (OP)
I think Doctor Strange 2 sort of addresses this toward the beginning.
Not specifically talking about suicides but deep interpersonal losses that occurred during the blip and weren't undone by it, like someone's parents dying of normal natural causes while their child was blipped away and not being able to say goodbye, and Strange saying yes it sucks but insisting that there was still no other way
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:41:36 PM No.212344521
>>212343665
They only needed more particles because they fucked up one of the heists. The soul stone is some kind of sacrificial exchange so I'm guessing the person that was sacrificed has their soul stuck inside the stone. Returning the stone would mean the sacrificed soul is set free for the afterlife but the stone loses power.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:42:24 PM No.212344544
Superman used time travel twice in a row to win 2 movies in the '70s.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:42:29 PM No.212344549
>>212344251
The only two people that knew you could use the time stone reverse the other stones back into existence was Thanos, because he did it with the mind stone, and Wanda because she saw him do it. Then she died in the snap. The only other person who might know it could be done was Strange, and he also died in the snap. So they went with the time heist to get all the stones
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:44:02 PM No.212344595
>>212343987
Lol just start another family, are your balls still dusted?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:45:07 PM No.212344630
>>212344329
Time travel was the best way because otherwise it turns into Dragon Ball, randomly flying around the universe trying to find the "new" stones. They knew where all the stones would be in the past as opposed to just roaming around looking for them
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:45:32 PM No.212344648
>>212344329
>>212344457
The stones weren't even fucking destroyed until Endgame, there was no need to even come up with a way to get more of them
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:47:02 PM No.212344695
>>212343260
oh god im le traumatized by purple man so to cope, im bad now
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:48:30 PM No.212344759
>>212344251
If you reverse the destruction of all the stones back to shortly before Thanos destroyed them, then yes you conveniently have all the stones in one place, but there's the problem of having to fight a Thanos who is armed with all 6 stones, which is probably still a bad idea even if he was somewhat weakened by the first snap
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:49:41 PM No.212344791
>>212344521
Not really. I mean yes and no, but there was no reason for three people to go to New York at once. There's no ticking clock except the ones they create by purposefully choosing inefficient timestamps to steal the stones, which is of course created by the screenwriters to create drama where there otherwise is none.
Ant-man should have been the one to steal and return all the stones, if for no other reason than he's spec'd 100 in stealth. No reason for goddamn everybody to go at once, let alone at all.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:52:46 PM No.212344886
>>212342075 (OP)
Obligatory
https://youtu.be/gi8i6IQ3Thg?si=CnAsPSqamczAS5Af
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:52:53 PM No.212344889
what's the point in any other stone than the time one?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:54:40 PM No.212344939
>>212344549
Uh, you don't think The Ancient One knew that the TIME Stone could manipulate TIME. Not to mention Tony saw this nigga phaseshifting via rewinding and fastforwarding to view 14,000,605 variations of the prime timeline.
Which creates its own issues, like
>Why did Strange only view 14,000,605?
>Why was he phaseshifting at all from the audience's perspective?
>Why didn't he tell Thor to aim for the head?
Fuck it.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:54:48 PM No.212344941
>>212344889
The other ones allow you to do cool shit. The time stone just allows you to watch reruns
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:55:14 PM No.212344960
>>212344889
The time stone is so OP that basically the only way for Thanos to actually get it in IW was for them to invent a goofy reason for Strange to give it up willingly
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:55:38 PM No.212344978
>>212344630

There will always be something tat threatens the universe. Just because it exists doesn't mean you have to use them or refer back to it all the time. Put the infinity stones away like the lost ark in Indiana Jones.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:56:35 PM No.212345024
>>212344759
Why would you unkill Thanos?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:57:30 PM No.212345054
>>212344939
Of course she knew, its called the fucking time stone. Which is why she gave it Hulk the moment he mentioned that Strange gave it away. She knew he already had a plan in motion
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:58:39 PM No.212345103
>>212344978
Which is exactly what they did. They returned them to the past, hence why it was the best way. They no longer exist in the primary universe
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:59:03 PM No.212345110
>>212345054
So there's the person you ask to use it. Actually, it's stupid that she didn't suggest it.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:00:01 PM No.212345146
>>212344941
Why doesn't Thanos ever do any of that cool shit in the movies?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:00:06 PM No.212345149
An Apple A Day Keeps Doctor Strange Away
An Apple A Day Keeps Doctor Strange Away
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Why doesn't Strange create infinite resources?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:02:37 PM No.212345226
>>212345146
>uses the space stone to teleport
>uses the power stone to destroy things / hit really hard
>uses the reality stone to rewrite reality
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:05:16 PM No.212345304
>>212342669
Just a focus kind of thing yeah you could just think it and then it can happen but then your mind might wander or not be focusing enough
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:06:15 PM No.212345337
>>212345146
He does, repeatedly. He uses the space stone to teleport around. He tricked the Guardians when they showed up at the Collectors place by creating an illusion in which Gamora kills him using the reality stone. Then he keeps using the reality stone to make their guns fire bubbles, turning some of them into ribbons and falling apart in blocks. Then there is 1 on 1 battle between him and Strange. Did you even watch the movies?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:07:20 PM No.212345373
>>212342075 (OP)
"not my problem"
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:08:43 PM No.212345418
>>212342075 (OP)
Iron Man is Catholic he would not under any circumstances revive a victim of suicide
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:14:46 PM No.212345603
>>212342075 (OP)
Why didn't they just wish for Thanos and his army to disappear at the same time as they wished for everyone to come back?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:16:24 PM No.212345647
>>212345337
yeah but I don't have Marvel films on as a first screen
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:19:57 PM No.212345753
>>212345603
What Thanos and what army? He and his army hadn't come to the future yet when they snapped everyone back