the critical drinker top 10 movies - /tv/ (#212342129) [Archived: 781 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:24:20 PM No.212342129
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1 - The Hole (1998) โ€“ Tsai Ming-liang
2 - Clean, Shaven (1993) โ€“ Lodge Kerrigan
3 - Made in Britain (1982) โ€“ Alan Clarke
4 - Miami Vice (2006) โ€“ Michael Mann
5 - The Bird People in China (1998) โ€“ Takashi Miike
6 - Werckmeister Harmonies (2000) โ€“ Bรฉla Tarr
7 - A Snake of June (2002) โ€“ Shinโ€™ya Tsukamoto
8 - Katalin Varga (2009) โ€“ Peter Strickland
9 - Mother and Son (1997) โ€“ Alexandr Sokurov
10 - On the Silver Globe (1988) โ€“ Andrzej ลปuล‚awski

thoughts ?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:25:26 PM No.212342163
>>212342129 (OP)
iโ€™m enjoying how performative yet accurate these niche kino lists are
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:27:56 PM No.212342234
>>212342129 (OP)
Scottish Plinkett join a book club or something?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:29:06 PM No.212342268
>>212342129 (OP)
Who?
Also, haven't watched any of these flicks, and don't even plan to.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:30:13 PM No.212342304
>>212342129 (OP)
I go to the gym but only 5 times a month because I can never commit to a routine so I kinda vaguely look like I lift weights when I flex really hard: the look
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:31:16 PM No.212342332
lmao his own writing is generic dad slop
think the die hard sequels but less inspired
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:31:22 PM No.212342334
What a fucking tryhard list.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:31:47 PM No.212342345
>>212342129 (OP)
>4 - Miami Vice (2006) โ€“ Michael Mann
Actual fucking dogshit tastes, holy fuck
The rest of the list is bad but holy SHIT lol, lmao even
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:32:59 PM No.212342381
>>212342334
>>212342345
the joke is that the critical drinker has not seen most of these movies and it would be a try hard list even for the most dedicated letterboxd tranny
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:34:23 PM No.212342428
>>212342129 (OP)
Longshanks was right.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:35:54 PM No.212342479
Miami Vice 2006 was unironically superb.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:39:05 PM No.212342573
Didn't the movie be just made have a Mary Sue in it?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:39:19 PM No.212342582
>>212342129 (OP)
I dont watch movies recommended by garbage tier morons who dont offer substantive critique outside of calling shit woke or non-woke
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:40:15 PM No.212342614
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>make a list of movies nobody knows
>"what a tryhard list"
>make a list of movies people know
>"what a reddit list"
This is why i only list JAV codes.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:43:19 PM No.212342711
>>212342381
Well thank god, I don't watch the guy but I can't fathom anybody actually liking the Miami Vice movie. It's the most miscast boring piece of shit I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through in a theater.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:45:29 PM No.212342775
>>212342479
I loved the soundtrack and aesthetic.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:50:43 PM No.212342922
>>212342479
It is an insult and proto-woke bullshit, fuck off
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:56:31 PM No.212343097
KYS
KYS
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>>212342922
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:31:29 PM No.212344237
>>212342614
JUR-016
JUL-711
JUQ-099
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:49:53 PM No.212344799
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>Miami Vice
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:51:39 PM No.212344845
>>212342129 (OP)
you just know that this fake is fucking bullshit becuse it doesn't have any typical blockbusters movies from the 80s like aliens or back to the future

these retards always have aliens or terminator on their list of favorite films.

his probably favorite film of the decade is some bullshit like dune or joker
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:57:29 PM No.212345052
>>212342129 (OP)
Where did you get this list? I'm a huge fan of Clean Shaven but nobody has heard of it, it was lucky to get a Criterion release
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:58:45 PM No.212345106
>>212342129 (OP)
Genuine question... is he a homosexual? He has that gay guy face and eyes
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:59:47 PM No.212345134
>>212342614
TKV-06 is absolute ryona kino, fucking love the bitches screams and ass shaking from fear and pain
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:01:05 PM No.212345175
listing directors in your top 10 movie list always just comes off as pretentious as fuck
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:21:57 PM No.212345812
>>212342129 (OP)
Miami Vice is fucking horrible, everyone is fucking mumbling throughout the entire film.
A Snake in June is good, probably the most jerkable Japanese movie ever, when the housewife is putting on a masterbaition show for her blackmailer in the rain, while her cuck husband watches.