Jurassic Rebirth - /tv/ (#212342322) [Archived: 820 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:30:57 PM No.212342322
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Insider here. Do not believe the negative hype around this movie. It is honesty the best World movie and the 2nd best Park movie.
It is a Superman marketing drive to derail the box office.
It is a great film and the Spinosaurus are absolute chads in this kino and rock everyone's shit.

Watch it.

Also I am not a shill before anyone says that.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:32:11 PM No.212342356
>>212342322 (OP)
>insider here
the movie is out any normie can see it what the fuck does this even mean
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:33:57 PM No.212342407
JP3>JP2
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:34:49 PM No.212342439
>>212342322 (OP)
My wife’s son and I loved it. It had thrills, chills and spills!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:36:44 PM No.212342498
>>212342322 (OP)
It was light years better than dominion,

But it's literally just a jurassic park version of the Force Awakens.

it just remixes the beats of the original JP movie.

It's watchable if you enjoy dinosaur horror.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:37:44 PM No.212342531
>>212342498
but I should add, there's no way I would pay for it, I watched it on a free streaming site.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:38:28 PM No.212342552
>>212342322 (OP)
Good movies
>Jurassic Park
>Jurassic Park Lost World

Ok movies
>Jurassic World Rebirth
>Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

Bad movies
>Jurassic World
>Jurassic Park 3

Terrible movies
Jurassic Park Dominion
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:39:47 PM No.212342598
>>212342531
Also I am homosexual I just wanted you to know.
I enjoy low quality HDcam footage of movies sitting at home on a 13" screen as watching something in full IMAX screen with good sound isn't important.
Also I have aids
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:41:06 PM No.212342641
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Spinos are absolute faggots. They made them into a joke AGAIN. Look at this dude. Spinofags can't catch a break
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:43:06 PM No.212342705
>>212342552
I want to say that's accurate but the whole list is suspect since you put Lost world under "good"

Dominion and original JP are the only ones I'm sure are right.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:44:07 PM No.212342731
>>212342598
stay mad studio shill faggot
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:46:17 PM No.212342800
>>212342322 (OP)
>It's a Superman psyop to make you not go to see other things!
>Also Superman general consensus: It's shit
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:49:53 PM No.212342898
>>212342322 (OP)
>Also I am not a shill before anyone says that.
You are a shill.
Superman comes out next fucking week, it's too late to promote it
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:55:59 PM No.212343078
>>212342322 (OP)
This is a latinx family drama disguised as a dinosaur movie.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:03:10 PM No.212343342
>>212342705
Lost World is good its just a little shit at the end
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:04:11 PM No.212343373
>>212342322 (OP)
This is a T rex/Baryonx board.
Spinofags should leave
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:05:48 PM No.212343432
>>212342407
>Glorified tv movie better than Roland Tembo kino
Nah
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:15:03 PM No.212343740
>>212342322 (OP)
>Insider here.
Inside of what?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:16:05 PM No.212343765
>>212342552
Swap JP3 with Rebirth and FK and then you''ll be correct
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:10:44 PM No.212345470
>>212342322 (OP)
The spinosaurus are in the movie for 2 seconds. Fuck you.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:20:43 PM No.212345771
>>212343432
JP2 has a schizo plot. Main characters make retarded choices and the subplot about Hammond hiring Vince Vaughn only to have him directly responsible for every death that occurs in the movie isn't even addressed, it just sort of happens and then his character disappears.

JP3 is a simple story about a man and woman reconnecting while they tag along with a rescue operation to save their child.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:22:49 PM No.212345841
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>>212342552
>Good movies
>Jurassic Park Lost World
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:29:52 PM No.212346071
>>212345841
Explaib what's wrong with it in 7 words or less