WHATS UP JEFF
dwayne johnson here, coming At'cha from... my iron paradise, the very HOT, and SWEATY... and SMELLY, iron paradise uh, powered by of course ZOAH ENERGY, the number one fastest growing energy drink in the GAME
You guys know me by a lot of nicknames, the ROCK
La RRRocka in spanish, uncle handsome-SEXIEST man alive. BIG DRINK ENERGY

*raises eyebrow*
Always room for a CHEESY JOKE
There's always room for the EXTRA large cheese pizza when IM delivering them, and i deliver OFTEN..


you guys also know me as the GREATEST, and most ELECTRIFYING SURPRISE in GAMING that happened. you know me, as the FOUNDATION.
and i gotta tell you guys, #1 thank you so much for the CRAZY RESPONSE for becoming THE FOUNDATION, but ive gotta say yknow ive had such a pleasure working with epic games, the teams over there and we cannot WAIT to show you what we have planned for the future, you will also know me, as BLVCK VDVM
Black Adam, as millions of you know around the world who know the black adam mythology, he is ruthless, he is unstoppable and for those of you who dont know, quick tutorial is this..

uhmm, Black Adam has the powers of SUPER MAN, but the only difference, well there's a few differences but one of the biggest differences is supermans weakness is MAGIC? and black adam.. one of his superpowers.. is MAGIC, so YOU DO THE MATH.

OCTOBER 21st I Cannot wait for you guys to see BLACK ADAM around the world in theatres only, and you guys will finally see the hierarchy of POWER in the DC universe change.
it has been an honor, to become black adam.
and it was a, it is a role thats in my DNA, and that i was born to play.
i was born to play the man in black, and im honored to show it to you on october 21st
SO UNTIL THEN, STAY HEALTHY, STAY SAFE, STAY FOCUSED, ENJOY YOUR GAMING AND ILL SEE YOU DOWN THE ROAD. THIS IS BLACK ADAM

>>212344522 (OP)
>it has been an honor, to become black adam.
I read this as "it has been an honor, to become black again." at first

i bet he has a sissy clitty, with shrunken sissy balls from steroid abuse

>>212344762
Woke up early to CLANG AND BANG at the gym in my PROJECT ROCK apparel and then laid the SMACKDOWN on a badass breakfast. After spending the rest of my day being the HARDEST WORKER IN THE ROOM I got ready to experience THE HIERARCHY OF THE DC UNIVERSE CHANGE first hand. I took a few pre game shots of TERAMANA TEQUILA and snuck a couple cans of ZOA ENERGY to pour into my BLACK ADAM souvenir cup! Finally I got to witness Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as the ANTI-HERO. And let tell you… IT. DID. NOT. DISAPPOINT. The best comic book movie of the decade so far by a long shot! What are the critics saying you might ask? IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING!!! A GLARING disconnect between critics and audiences around the globe. The theaters are filled with PISS from excitement as BLACK ADAM battles with the JUSTICE SOCIETY!!! A group of teenagers definitely DID NOT walk out at the beginning of the third act THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!! Several audience members had to be taken to the hospital because they were DROWNING IN PISS!!! This is THE LITTY film experience of the year. From only SEVEN BUCKS in his pocket to this. Just incredible to be alive at the same time as such a great man. Another CLASSIC from The Rock!!!

#BLACKADAM #DCUNIVERSE #Teremana #ZOAENERGYBRAND #Underarmour #SevenBucksProductions #YoungRock #HardestWorkerintheroom #Riseandgrind #Humble

>>212344522 (OP)
ZOA SHOAH

>>212344803
LITTY? more like sissy clitty, all gymbros are hung like light switches, just look at wes watson

>>212344713
How did he come out so white

>>212344999
I think he just avoids the sun. He looks pretty dark in the pictures of him as a kid.