>there’s no such thing as aliens, Mulder

>>212346211 (OP)
That alien doesn't know what he's doing.

Please do not post images with sex in them, I was raped as a kid and then again as an adult and then I did the raping but that just ended up in me getting raped harder.

>>212346211 (OP)
Scully, that Alien is fucking you .

>>212346211 (OP)
Reminder this show never named the jew

>>212346211 (OP)
is this AI?

>>212346241
He's probing her.

>>212346211 (OP)
Anderson doesnt look that good, she got her tits out in that one movie

>>212346403
Is this post?

>>212346433
What movie?

>>212346211 (OP)
>I'm opening up the X Files again

>>212346450
The sex files

>>212346211 (OP)
Does X-files hold up on current year? I watched a few as a kid and liked them, should I try again?

>>212346523
Kill yourself faggot scum

>>212346545

>>212346659
Why dont you form your own opinion?

Why was every episode of The X Files like this?

>>212346743
Why does your mother have coitus with so many men?

>>212346241
He knows exactly what he’s doing.

I never understood the whole “dated” aspect. Yes, it’s obvious it takes place in the ‘90s, so what? Stranger Things is suppose to take place in the ‘80s and purposely puts dated shit into the show. Fact they used Mark Snow, who just died, score instead of trendy at the time music like Baywatch did makes it watchable today

>>212346367
>the aliens and I are just friends, don't be so insecure.

>>212346914
Stranger things doesn't even feel like it takes place in the 80s and "im always here" is a great song.

>>212346241
Look, martians want to fuck our pale redhead booba females as much as we want to get freaky with their blue skinned astrothots.
Dark Forest theory doesn't really involve kinetic WMD. It involves interplanetary dick. And we've been broadcasting all kinds of strange for decades.

>>212346684
Bend over, anon. Daddy Skinner is going in straight vein, no lube

>>212346980
Why does all zoomer humour revolve around being a faggot or a cuck?

>>212346545
Please tell me there was a porn parody in the 90s called The Sex Files or The XXX Files. I just want to know it exists, because it's so obvious that it'd be more surprising if it didn't.

>>212346914
Stranger Things does not take place in the 80s. It takes place in what some faggot thinks looks like the 80s

>>212347121
right: sovl
left: soulless

>>212347121
It’s funny, movies been around long enough that when you do “period” movies there are actual movies in that time. Can watch a typical ‘80s movie and know Stranger Things is total bullshit

>>212347114
Are you so inept that you couldn't find this out for yourself?

>>212347114
there was the red shoe diaries

>>212347083
I remember when guys could make overtly homoerotic jokes and it was entirely a laughing matter without worrying about it becoming someone's fetish material.
>>212347121
Right is what real life in the 80's looked like,
Left is what sitcoms and shows for teens looked like in the 80's.

>>212346659
Most 90s TV holds up in current year just by virtue of so much modern TV being horribly incompetent. But even then X Files does indeed hold up. Chris Carter wanted each episode to play like a mini-movie with very cinematic production values.

>>212346211 (OP)
Something something alien bones of the BAU

>>212347121
I fucking despise the faggoty sanitised version of the 80s that zoomers believe in.

>>212347208
>Right is what real life in the 80's looked like,
>Left is what sitcoms and shows for teens looked like in the 80's.
why did you just repeat what the image shows but in a much longer and lamer way

>>212347208
Remember when bashing faggots was considered a sport?

>>212347121
Plywood paneling was a mistake. Painted plywood paneling is a sin and those involved should be strung up by their toes.

>>212347177
The most authentic period pieces of modern decades are usually the ones closest in time to them, which seems obvious but still. Apollo 13 for example nailed the 1970 look without going over-or-underselling it, because most of the people who worked on it still remembered that time as it really was. These millennials who were like 5 years old in the 80s don't know shit yet act like they own that decade.

>>212346523
I found out A LOT of women (and girls) really liked that episode. Turns out being bald and having no visible package doesn't matter if you're well built and have chad energy

>>212347348
Yup, they just think like this giant neon color Cyndi Lauper video shit

>>212347208
>Left is what sitcoms and shows for teens looked like in the 80's.
Not even that, really. The stereotypical 80s aesthetic that was actually period accurate was memphis: bright pastel colors, geometric shapes and squiggles, etc. Not moody blues and purples or neon everything.

>>212347259
I did it as a public service for people who like to read.

>>212347391
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

>>212347348
>implying the pc, faggot friendly version of the 80s presented in stranger things isn't a deliberate choice.

>>212347403
You just reveal your own ignorance.

>>212347208
>Left is what sitcoms and shows for teens looked like in the 80's.
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>212347391
You'll never be a woman.