>WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TÍO, EISENBERG?! WHO MESSED WITH MY ABUELITA?! YOU FUCKED WITH MY TÍA?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ABUELO, HUH?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MADRE?! TELL ME WHY MY PADRE’S BLEEDING! YOU THINK YOU CAN TOUCH MY HERMANO AND GET AWAY WITH IT?! WHAT DID MY HERMANA EVER DO TO YOU?! YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY PRIMO?! WHY THE HELL IS MY PRIMA SCREAMING?! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SOBRINO?! WHY IS MY SOBRINA HIDING UNDER THE BED?! YOU FUCKED UP MY NIETO?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NIETA! YOU INVOLVED MY YERNO IN THIS?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NUERA?! WHY IS MY SUEGRO GONE?! YOU DIDN’T LAY A FINGER ON MY SUEGRA, DID YOU?! WHO THE FUCK HURT MY CUÑADO?! WHAT DID MY CUÑADA EVER DO TO YOU?! YOU THINK MY PADRASTRO DESERVED THAT?! WHY IS MY MADRASTRA IN THE HOSPITAL?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HIJO, MAN?! YOU MADE MY HIJA CRY?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BISABUELO?! WHO THE HELL HURTS A BISABUELA?! YOU WENT AFTER MY TATARABUELO TOO?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY TATARABUELA?! WHAT DID MY AHIJADO DO TO DESERVE THIS?! YOU TRAUMATIZED MY AHIJADA FOR LIFE?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY COMPADRE! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MY COMADRE?! YOU WENT AFTER MY WHOLE FAMILIA HEISENBURG?!

>>212346267 (OP)
Tuco, your abuela, I…
*shlurrrrrrp*
My God

>>212346267 (OP)
Do real people actually act like Tuco

>>212346391
Yes, unironically :/

>>212346391
I've met some, but they didn't have cartels backing them up

>>212346267 (OP)
this joke wasn't funny the last time you made it, and it won't be funny the next time you make it

>>212346742
Sucks for you because I will make it every day.

We used to call this kid Spitshine Tuco. One of my most solid operators. He'd make your cock look like fuckin mirras. Salud, Taco.
*shlurp*

>>212346267 (OP)
TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT

>>212346597
Is that good or bad?

>>212346742
This is what's gonna happen.
He's gonna make this thread again in two, maybe three days, and you are gonna open it, complain, and walk away, until it makes it again.
This is how it's gonna be, so you best get used to it.

>>212346742
This has been debunked

Pobrecito...

>>212346267 (OP)
aint got no agua

>>212346267 (OP)
based trope of hardened criminal watching soaps with his granny and being a softie
>>212350490
KEK

>>212348274
kek
>i need to impresws upon you, none of this ever happened

>>212346391
Tuco acts like me

>>212346267 (OP)
>I watched your tio, abuelita, tia, abuelo, madre, padre, hermano, hermana, primo, prima, sobrino, sobrina, nieto, nieta, yerno, nuera, suegro, suegra, cunado, cunada, padrastro, madrastra, hijo, hija, bisabuelo, bisabuela, tatarabuelo, tatarabuela, ahijado, ahijada, and comadre get raped.

>>212346267 (OP)
>>212351523
>americans THIS pissed off because other languages have actual words for extended family instead of just "step-"

>>212346742
I thought it was pretty funny
I'LL BREAK THEIR LEGS!

>>212351692
no, we just think its stupid how they speak in english except for certain words

>>212351692
That language is what amerimutts speak, lol

>>212346267 (OP)
what episode did he say this in