Anyone met any Hollywood or music star types and lived to tell the tale?

>>212348198 (OP)
I met Chief Halftown in elementary school

Que that gay Ryan gosling copypasta

>>212348198 (OP)
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>212348198 (OP)
I've met Rex Linn a few times because we both live in the same area and he's always been super chill. Also currently banging Reba which is a MASSIVE flex.

>>212348402
>Also currently banging Reba which is a MASSIVE flex
nice

>>212348475
I meant it as in Rex is currently banging Reba, obviously, but didn't phrase that right.

>>212348198 (OP)
Yes, yes I do.

>>212348198 (OP)
yeah joe I was such a hardcore kid man...I grew up around the hood. When I was young, I had nothing. No money, could barely afford a hot dinner. My parents, real working class people. Me and Joey Diaz used to work for the mob. It was crazy. Real hardcore. Even though I was jewish they still let me into cosa nostra. I was almost initiated into the whole thing.
That one time I was in Russia, it was crazy. Saw those gangsters trying to kidnap a russian girl, I almost stopped them but they had guns Joe, ak-47....hand grenade. A big huge knife like the one Rambo had in the movie. I couldn't do nothing about it. But I was a real one.

>>212348198 (OP)
i hooked up with scarlett johansson in new orleans back in 2007

>>212348198 (OP)
Met a feller under a bridge in New York, Queensboro I think, claimed to be quite famous. Offerered me what I assume was an autograph or something, "$15 a pop" he said. Never heard a phrase like that before but I politely declined, much to his chagrin. Egret, I believe he called himself, like the bird.

>>212349934
whats her pussy taste like?

>>212349812
I have a homey down St Louis way, bit rough around the edges but a cool cat nonetheless. Did a 5 stretch for manslaughter in 03 but it was self defense.

Anyway he used to hoop with JB before he blew up as an actor, the stories he could tell about that crew....my god. Anyway he said Jon wasn't much of a shooter but if he was guardin' you.... yall better watch out. They say he could rebound the basketball like a prime Bill Russell, and if there was anyone you'd want to get a clutch stop in the final seconds, Jon was your man. Even though his jumper needed work, he used to dunk the ball with ease. There's a story about a pick up game that some local gangsters started with JBs crew. A lot of money was put down on it. One of the leaders of the local set pulled a piece at halfcourt cos they thought Jon was a ringer. Things got heated and Jon had to calm things down with his down-to-earth street-wise charm. They got back to playing and JB managed to get the game winning steal after posting a triple double in overtime. They all cracked some 40s afterwards, and it seemed like all was gonna be cool when one of those gangsters made a transphobic comment within earshot of Jon........ i don't want to go into details cos I aint no snitch but let's just say those hoods' playing days are over.

>>212348198 (OP)
I’ve worked in bars in a big city. I’ve met Fisher Stevens, Matt Damon, Kirsten Dunst, Yeardley Smith, Courtney Love, and a couple others.
No crazy stories. Kirsten Dunst got too drunk at her table and we were worried we were going to have to kick her out, but she thankfully ended up leaving of her own accord. Courtney Love was getting a drink with a frumpy balding dude with greasy hair wearing a ratty tweed blazer. She got a cucumber martini and stiffed me on the tip. Yeardley Smith was the coolest. She made small talk, asked me about the menu, got a really nice bottle of wine, and tipped like 50% before going to her table. She was sociable but not in the patronizing “I’m talking to the little people” sort of way. I would probably have thought she was just some really nice random woman had she not sounded exactly like Lisa Simpson.

karaoke will Bill

>>212349812
Hes known to have a 16 inch hog

I didn't want to tell this story. But since others are coming forward, I will too.
I was on a hike across the Sequoia in Cali, enjoying the peaceful beauty of my home state. Suddenly, my audiobook was interrupted by the booming roar of a Ford F350 Supermax that tore through the pristine trail. I ducked out of its way as it tumbled past, a MAGA flag trailing above the cabin, and diesel exhaust filling the air. The truck skidded to a stop through the grassland, uprooting endangered plants and scaring a bee that flew off in distress. When the dust settled, no less than a dozen outsiders from a red state disembarked and surrounded me. They wore flannel and I even saw a weathered Cardhardt shirt. Most telling were the MAGA hats, red as their blood which boils with hate for minorities.

"Watch where yewr walkin, snowflake", said the biggest, most pro-Israel one as they closed in. My knees buckled and I felt faint. I lost consciousness then and there. I awoke to serenity. Birds chirped and the sun bathed me with warmth. A hand reached down, the stranger shadowed by the bright California sun behind him. All I could see was the embroidered lettering on his cap - Burn Local. I knew it was Jon from the firm yet progressive grip of his hand. When I was up, I could clearly see his chiselled features and kind smile. He asked if I was OK as I started remembering what happened. Then I saw a pile of mangled matter that were once men, and the burnt out frame of the truck they rode in on.

Jon, seeing my shocked expression, simply said, "No one extinguishes local on my watch". He made sure I was OK, gave me a bottle of organic, locally brewed, sustainably sourced iced herbal tea, and even gave me the number to his personal therapist. As he escorted me back to my car, we wowed me with stories of his adventures. I had no idea Jon was officially awarded the Most Handsome and Badass award. When we got to my car, I turned to thank him. But he was gone. Surely, off to burn local.

Drinking a coffee with Peter Greenaway counts? Weird vibes chatting with him

>>212348198 (OP)
>[redacted] has a gigantic horse statue on his property
>[redacted] is suffering from psychosis and has satanic art hanging in his home
>[redacted] is a wonderful human being
>[redacted]'s primary mansion (he has 5) has remote controlled walls which can reconfigure it
>[redacted] requires a background check before you can enter her property
>[redacted] lives in a castle and you have to go through two layers of security to get in
>[redacted] freaks out if you make eye contact with her while on her property
>[redacted] gives out "lunch money" to contractors in gold envelopes every day - $200
>[redacted] still carries a torch for Woody Allen (and is still cute)
>[redacted] has high-dollar hookers at his house pretty much every day

>>212352197
Unredact this post you fuck.

Is it Jon Bernthal?

>>212348198 (OP)
I once ran into Rob Corddry last summer at the jeet smelling Ripleys Aquarium when I was visiting for my grandma's funeral and taking my little brother and sister out for the day. Asked if I can have an autograph and he said "no". Left from there cause we were pretty much leaving.
Avoid that fucking place it REEKS and is infested with jeets especially then it was August.

>>212352274
Imagine getting big leagued by that bald headed twat nah I’m just kidding haha cool story

>>212351158
Absolutely not even remotely unbelievable. Jon B is one of the real legit "street" actors, someone that would give you the shirt off his back in an instant but you cross him or mess with his pals and it's probably lights out.

Burn local

I met Lionel Messi once. Don’t speak Spanish lol but was cool to meet a genius

I met Xochitl Gomez a few years ago, she was cool.

>>212352268
Henry Winkler is one of them.

Cara Delevingne smells like an ashtray and BO - thats what I can say.

Didn't meet her, just walked past her at TRSNMT a few years back (Scottish music festival thing). Lost all attraction to her after that. You would think somebody who does fragrance ads would smell nice

I met Gaspar Noé in a nightclub in Paris in January this year.
He seemed pretty chill. I thanked him for all the kinos he did and shook his hand.
In that same club there were lot of know french musicians/DJs but not really /tv/ related.

>>212354990
Horse statue winkler

>>212355122
She’s the most average girl ever. Without make she’s a 6 at best. Pure nepotism

Met Anthony Rapp in my college days as a friend of a friend. Guy was rather dismissive and everything you would expect from a newer actor with a few movies under his belt. The typical I'm the shit, you're all nobodies... Strange being nobody knew or cared who he was then and I doubt many would now.
I'm also like 95 percent sure I saw porn star Taylor Rain in my local grocery store when she was at her peak. Running down a row to grab some chips. In classic we are checking out, oops I forgot.. Just very tiny and thin so my brain scrambled that it was this random hot chick but wait, that's a porn star. I live in a $$$$ of Northern Cal so not that unexpected to see a person VS say if I was in North Dakota.
Seen a few random B to C tier musical acts out shopping. Only interesting from the view point of thinking (based on outfits) it's some alt rocker loser who you expect to ride off on a stolen bike. Then they get into a $$$$ BMW M5.

>>212352197
>>[redacted] is a wonderful human being
>>212354990
>Henry Winkler is one of them


It's Henry. I know this one was meant for him. He is a super cool guy. Nicest person even by regular guy standards

>>212354990

I’m betting he’s the wonderful human being. A few family friends have met him and talk about him like he’s an angel.

In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less

>>212350146
of all the punks to ever pull me off under a bridge, he was certainly the most anti semitic

>>212355665
Wow. This is art4KDRM

>>212348198 (OP)
[redacted] owns multiple adjoining lots and her director husband lives on a different one than she does because her career is over and she just drinks all day
[redacted] has photos of herself with every US president and UK monarch staged in the living room
[redacted] is exactly like her famous tv character irl and is super fun to deal with
[redacted] rents a dilapidated house from a more famous person just to live in an exclusive neighborhood because otherwise it wouldn't be affordable - it probably should be condemned
[redacted] is actually a lesbian

>>212355864
Kate BECKINSALE or Helena Bonham Carter for first one

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>>212351158
Big B was on the verge of being drafted first round before he went to Russian drama school

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>>212356644
Twain, it’s over, Pissi won

>>212348198 (OP)
My dad was friends with one of the Timberwolves managers in the 90's/2000's so we'd get floor seats occassionally. Sat next to and talked to Jesse Ventura when he was governer and Kirby Puckett at different times. Lived in the same neighborhood as Kevin Garnett, weirdly enough and ran into him once at Mann theater in Plymouth and talked briefly. I'm not a big sports guy so a lot of that is wasted on me.
I know I've met a couple of famous musicians at various festivals or shows through the years. Trying to remember. I was usually super fucked up so it's a little hard to recall some of those specifics. Like talking with Ariel Pink outside of Triple Rock but..more notable.

>>212355864
>[redacted] is exactly like her famous tv character irl and is super fun to deal with
Possibly Amy Poehler.

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>>212355471
This warms my icy heart.

>>212357463
Always Sunny girl? Thats what I was thinking. Maybe that big tits blonde girl wgo is everywhere now. Forgot her name always Sydney Sweeney there it is

True story. So I was taking a trip to London. I'm a big Kenneth Branagh fan and he was directing a play. Romeo and Juliet. Lily James was starring with Richard Madden and Derek Jacobi so it was a Cinderella reunion of sorts. After the play I waited outside to meet Lily James and get an autograph. While I'm waiting this dude is there and we start chatting. I figure he's waiting for an autograph too. Lily is taking a while so we shoot the shit. There was a pub directly next door that was open to the outside so we had a couple beers.

So Lily James finally comes out, I meet her and get her autograph. Suddenly the dude I was chatting with puts his fuckin arm around her and they walk off, he looks back and grins. Now here's a note, I've never seen a single fuckin episode of Doctor Who. But weeks later I see an advertisement for Doctor Who, and I see the guy I was drinking with. It was Matt Smith. He was dating Lily James at the time. Still never seen a fuckin episode. But he was cool.

accurate guesses ITT

met Willie Nelsons son Lukas at one of Willie's shows. he was getting a tray of beers from the concession stand. Very cool guy, gave me a cup of beer and thanked me for not outing him infront of the crowd near by

Gully

>>212351985
Sounds pretty based. And I'm sure it was weird. I love that it was coffee.
>>212357420
>Kevin Garnett
I've heard he's one of the most fun sports guys.

>>212348386
Can I get some real OG freak to confirm if this was originally Gosling or Flying Lotus? Kind of a blind spot for me, think I’d dropped this site from 2013-2017, that era of /mu/ was decent enough and straight enough to actually bring something to the table.

>>212358092
>Flying Lotus
he was the first name i ever saw attributed to it

JB is an American hero. Salt of the Earth. As American as apple pie. Scraped his way up from the bottom of the barrel through sheer grit and determination. Never took a hand out, never benefited from any connections, never got luck. Just pure blood sweat and tears, raw hard graft and effort.