Recently, whenever i'm on a moral conundrum or wondering what's the best way to proceed I ask myself

>what would he do

And it all becomes clear. Also recommend Chinese kinos

I'm more of a Dong Zhuo man myself, if the problem can't be solved by my adopted Son-Without-Equal or my Xiongnu mercenaries than it will just go away by itself. Has yet to fail me. Gotta go now my adopted son wants to talk to me about his new GF who is also my concubine

>>212353202
You literally couldn't have picked a shittiest character, like goddamn anon.

im him

>>212356215
For some reason this movie blew up hard. Everybody was yapping about this for years and years

>>212353119 (OP)
The Legend of Chu and Han has been pretty good so far.

I just ask: why is it always the fucking eunuchs? You'd think someone in China would be like "man, eunuchs are always up to no good. Maybe we shouldn't chop off people's dicks and balls?"

>>212356308
its because its literally the best movie and or wuxia ever made

>>212356215
I wish I could like this but unfortunately Michelle Yeoh helped destroy Star Trek so I can't.

>>212356710
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>>212356526
Not even best chinkino, that would be Farewell my Concubine.

>>212356737
Yes, that's a photograph of me. What else is new?

how does a country with 1.5 billion people have literally zero good movies while a tiny British colony city that it is attached to has many?

>>212356795
Damn you must be the last remaining white anon in all of /tv/.

>>212356864
Oh, uh, no. /tv/ already told me that I don't count as white.

>>212353119 (OP)
Chinks are bug people who glorify scumbags like Cao Cao. Their movie industry is ass and the best Journey to the West adaptation is Japanese