This dragon was retarded.

He did just wake up from a 200 year nap.

>>212353968 (OP)
>MY ASSSS IS IRONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>MY DICK, NUCLEAR WEAPONSSSSSS

how did they have nukes in middle earth

No, how he gets defeated was retarded

>>212353968 (OP)
>wyrm

>>212354103
He awoke every 20 years to eat.

Should have kept the six limbs.

>>212353968 (OP)
higher IQ than you
more gold than you
bigger and stronger than you
can fly
cope

>>212353968 (OP)
that's a wyvern

>>212354200
Either way he just woke up

Why are dragons never cool in anything? They always job to losers and stupid bullshit despite being ancient, supremely intelligent, powerhouse flying lizards the size of buildings.

>>212354383
they're homosexuals

>>212354383
They don't go to church

>>212354383
Because everyone started ripping off the dragons from Skyrim, where they look retarded and are basically flying rats that job to beggars and stray chickens

>>212354383
They're cool in my Pathfinder campaign

>>212353968 (OP)
we dont say the r word here, buddy

>>212354383
watch Dragonslayer, it's fucking old as hell but it's still the only onscreen dragon that has the flying death feel that dragons should have and still looks better than 99% of the dragons that have come after it

>>212354383
I like the dragons in Dark Souls. The way they communicate is especially cool. They don't talk (dragons talking is kind of dumb, when you think about it), they just telepathically beam eldritch shit into your brain. Makes them seem almost Lovecraftian

>>212353968 (OP)
Best dragon in cinema history. I've said what I've said.

>>212353968 (OP)
>>212354200
What did he even eat?

>>212357068
The book said virgin maidens.

>>212357119
>He eats virgins
Bros...

>>212353968 (OP)
He was genuinely kind of scary

>>212354383
Because that's their literal job, to be a jobber to make some other human guy look badass.

>>212357119
He'd starve today.

>>212354153
>IIII AAAAM CHUCK
>IIII AAAAM...
>...
>SNEEEEEED.

>>212357280
I think he was cool, best part of those movies by a considerable margin. The orcs look like hot garbage, but that's because they have human-like faces, so your brain immediately tells you it's a cartoon. Smaug is an animal, more or less, and my brain doesn't mind it so much. Cool dialogue, great voice performance.

>>212353968 (OP)
If he can think at all he shouldn’t be able to lose. But he’s even supposed to be like some 159 IQ stock trader. And he can not only think he has super power armor on, and he still gets fucked in the gayest way. Never rewatched these movies thats how gay they really are.

>>212354383
movies afraid to show dragons wrecking shit
like that would turn off audiences or something

>>212354383
Because realistically there's no way some puny human can beat a dragon that acts as smart and dangerous as the story says they are supposed to be.

>>212354174
Idiot. it’s classic mythology shit. Achilles' heel, Goliath being defeated by a pebble, Samson because of a haircut, Death Star because of tiny weak spot

>>212353968 (OP)
He really doesn't look real. Gollum looked better

>>212357419
This is the premise of Blood for Dracula. It's kino.

>>212354383
watch Dragonheart

>>212356741
No, you're an idiot that doesn't actually like dragons. Mythical dragons are intelligent and have always talked. What you want, being as stupid as you are, are flying reptiles. Which is very basic and lame when you think about it.

>>212353968 (OP)
Did you expect dragons to have writing or technology? When was the last time you saw a dragon on a bicycle? They know nothing of the wheel.

>>212357068

>>212353968 (OP)
>dragon
Fuck Peter Jackson.

>>212357419
why do you think there aren't any dragons around any more?

>>212360434
ummm Sean Connery voiced the dragon and that and he's said some VERY problematic things in the past about woman and domestic v*olence. Plus he played James Bond which was a CIS white male fantasy

>>212360550
wtf they had denny's back then?

>>212360473
You can be intelligent without talking. Think about it, humans are like cockroaches to dragons. Do you ever converse with cockroaches before you squish them? It makes no sense for a dragon to have lips and a tongue capable of speaking perfect human languages. They would commune with each other in their own eldritch dragon language

>>212354174
it's basically the same as how fafnir is killed in the volsunga saga, just with a spear instead of an arrow