Thread 212360274 - /tv/ [Archived: 876 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:00:10 AM No.212360274
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What a shit film.
Replies: >>212360311 >>212361796 >>212361878 >>212361971 >>212362605 >>212362866 >>212364188
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:01:53 AM No.212360311
>>212360274 (OP)
>nigger
>brown woman
>john cena
yeah im def skipping this one
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:52:26 AM No.212361796
>>212360274 (OP)
it's not that bad, felt like an action comedy from the mid-00s that you'd rent at Blockbuster
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:55:07 AM No.212361878
>>212360274 (OP)
>she took the jonas name
Her star name is ruined.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:56:47 AM No.212361931
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i saw the indian chick going full action hero and bailed on the trailer
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:58:17 AM No.212361971
>>212360274 (OP)

>black prime minister
>everything is on fire

They didn't need to be THIS accurate
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:14:20 AM No.212362411
what is Paddy Considine doing with his career?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:21:39 AM No.212362605
>>212360274 (OP)
Looks like a predictably mediocre, algorithmic frankenmovie
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:31:41 AM No.212362866
>>212360274 (OP)
It's a dumb B movie that you put on Monitor B whilst you're doing something on monitor A.
It takes itself a bit too seriously and doesn't really appreciate how dumb of a concept this all is.

Them trying to get across Eastern Europe and having nobody recognize them and getting into wacky bullshit would have been a way better plot than just going through a series of generic action movie gun battles.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:35:27 AM No.212362962
>>212362866
>Them trying to get across Eastern Europe and having nobody recognize them and getting into wacky bullshit
I honestly thought that what the movie was going to be about until Indian girlboss showed up and ruined it
I forgot about her scene at the start
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:40:05 AM No.212363104
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>air force one shot down
>president parachuted out over foreign country
>whole thing was secretly organized by the VP
So this is just a rip-off of Big Game but with the British Prime Minister added
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:19:27 AM No.212364188
>>212360274 (OP)
Nayshuller is directing whatever he is handed so that he can show that he is working and contributing to the industry or whatever and not get deported back to Russia by the ICE. I'm pretty sure he doesn't hold a US citizenship.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:20:02 AM No.212364201
Those AF1 weapons. That really what Trumps packing?