Here’s your Michael Douglas

How do we have an old Michael Douglas, but no new Douglas? By the time Kirk Douglas was old he had given us Michael Douglas

>>212361066 (OP)
Ate too much Welsh pussy now he's all fucked up
>Greed is good
Not in the cunnilingus game

>>212361066 (OP)
What happened to him, he wasn't in this bad of a condition a couple years ago

>>212361066 (OP)
Did he Vax

>>212361066 (OP)
Decent hairline for a guy his age

Cancer's probably back :/

>>212361066 (OP)
You ever notice he looks exactly like Richard Lewis?

>>212361066 (OP)
His son's been rotting in jail for drugs

>>212361352
why does kirk look like the evil scientist guy alongside his rapidly aging clones

He's a complete degenerate and failed to raise his kid.
He was too old, too sick and too forgotten to jump start his other 2 kids.
And so this little Hollywood dynasty dies with him.

>>212361352
whats he in jail for?

>>212361066 (OP)
How'd he morph into Brad Dourif?

>>212361397
Dawn, Day, and Dusk-pilled

He looks like there's a Mike Douglas inside him sucking in Mike Douglas.

>>212361352
Bruh, how do you become a drug mule as the son of two Hollywood legends with a decent face?

Just become an easy mode actor

>>212361623
I just told you, drugs

>>212362635
>I'm sentencing you to prison for drugs

>>212361126
People get old and sick. It's also the hair and clothes.

>>212361066 (OP)

Forget someone?

>>212362707
>life in america

>>212362812
Nobody cares, you can’t be a great actor and a woman

>>212361066 (OP)
what latina (welsh) pussy does to a mfer

>>212362854

Rude!

>>212362812
looks like she would be on gdp

>>212362812
Gorgeous.

>>212361066 (OP)
Looks a bit like Richard Lewis.

>>212362812
Imagine getting to stuff her shit pipe full of medium white cock

>>212362832
...is quite comfortable, I imagine, for drug peddlers. Here we hang them.

>>212361282
>>212363016
Larry, why are we filming all my scenes first?

>>212361066 (OP)

Hi, I’m gay actor Michael Douglas

>>212362812

Why don't girls wear shoes that fit all 5 of their toes? Are they dumb?

>>212361960
he had to get it on

>>212361066 (OP)
i always think emilio estevez is a long lost douglas, then i remember he's a sheen

>>212361066 (OP)
He's becoming Richard Lewis.

>>212361066 (OP)
>>212361126
There's often a disconnect between the image we have of actors/actresses and how they look currently. That happens even to social media types (see the recent Isabela Merced pics)

>>212361554
>And so this little Hollywood dynasty dies with him.
Are there any dynasties that anyone actually likes?

>>212364427
The Trump Dynasty

>>212364427
Coppolas

>>212364380
All jews eventually become Richard Lewis

>>212363110
In Australia politicians and cops run the drug trade.

Michael Douglas is 80 years old.

>>212364904
They outsource their executions to us (SGP) and the indos.

>>212365662
80 is the new 60 though. The average president is over 80 these days

>>212361066 (OP)
Did you know that Michael Douglas real name is Michael Hitler? He had to change it when he signed on to S.A.G. since they have a rule that two actors can't use the same name.

>>212365967
Funny stuff, anon. Mind if I post this tomorrow?

>>212365757
>SGP
what's that? Are 'indos' Indonesians?

gay actor michael douglas?

>>212361066 (OP)
I like eating pussy and licking lady bungs. How do I avoid this fate?

His father lived to 102

>>212366056
Singapore, and yes, indonesia.

>>212364828
Ha. The vineyards are sold.

>>212364427
Barrymore is the only name that stretches the history of film. Weird how there were no more Fondas.

>>212366116
You’ll be fine. Perhaps don’t rim really fat chicks, more likely to have poor wiping habits.
A critical detail omitted from every Michael Douglas story is that Catherine Zeta-Jones is a succubus and she’s permanently siphoned 90% of his life force. Cancer is just a ruse.

>>212366116
what is it like tongue punching a fart box? is there any discernible taste or texture? do women actually enjoy it (or the idea of it)?

>>212366817
Look, you lick a vagina and you have 40% knowledge of what you’re doing, you’re lost and licking away hoping you hit the hot spot. You lick her bunghole and she is in instant bliss. You’ll watch her eyes roll back in her head and she’ll name her next cat after you. Jvnvt

>>212362812
another fucking nepo baby
probably gonna be in new alien or predator movie
lol

>>212367802

>>212361066 (OP)

>I'm thespian Michael Douglas and I have AIDS.

>>212361126
no?

>>212364785
Ok, are there any dynasties that non-retards actually like?

He and his wife have the same birthday? Lol

>>212361126
He got old. You will get old too.

>>212361126
He's look a lot better if he got a haircut and dressed better, he looks like a hobo in those pics

>>212366817
>what is it like tongue punching a fart box? is there any discernible taste or texture?
It's like licking someone's armpit, it's in the fold of the skin so it's kinda sweaty and musky
>do women actually enjoy it (or the idea of it)?
Yes they like it, most girls I've banged who said they don't do anal changed their mind and let me stick it in after I licked their asshole

>>212365868
And 60 years olds used to look like shit too

>>212361066 (OP)
His wife, Catherina Zeta-Jones, answered the call.

>Hi I'm gay actor Michael Douglass

>>212361066 (OP)
what eating ctz pussy does to a nepokike's adrenochrome

>>212361066 (OP)
Actresses look worse at 30

>>212361066 (OP)
Kino.

>>212361352
Didn't they make a movie together, where they also played three generations of a family. I remember they were on a road trip or something and there was a scene where they went to a brothel together.

>>212361960
Is his mother really a Hollywood legend? Never heard of this Diandra Luker.

>>212361126
He's 80 years old, he's just old now

>>212361397
Rape is his superpower

I heard his son drunk drove his car into a Dolphin fountain in Santa Barbara.

>Men age like fine wiACK

>>212370157
Yeah, I don't think comparing 70+ year old men looking like shit with 35 year old women looking like shit is a fair comparison.

My great-great Grandfather was friends with Kirk Douglas's father

>>212361066 (OP)
looks like Richard Lewis

>>212361066 (OP)
he should replace Richard Lewis in Curb and everyone pretends he is Richard Lewis

>>212361126
Once you reach your mid 70s you can deteriorate rapidly in the space of just a year. I saw it happen with both my grandparents on my dad's side.

>>212366768
many years ago I ate a fat chicks ass out. i remember it smelling a little but i did not care. was too horny.
a few weeks after that i would throw up after almost every meal. went to the doctor etc. they could not find anything. after doing a gastroscopy i was talking to some doctor at the hospital and he asked me if i had been in india lately? and i said no why and he told me many people who go there get stomach problems like mine because they end up eating shit and then i realized why i was sick, i literally licked shit straight from some nasty chicks ass who i almost did not know

and after that i have never ever eaten ass.

>>212363885
>Why don't girls wear shoes that fit all 5 of their toes? Are they dumb?
Feet vary enough in proportion, size, and shape, that unless your feet perfectly match the the designers “ideal” foot, you’re unlikely to have shoes, even in the “correct size”, fit.
Having shoes custom made is possible, but significantly harder if you want a particular design from a particular designer, since the designer would have yo custom make the shoes to fit your feet, or the shoes would need to be modified after manufacture, or you would have to have the shoes knocked off, to fit.
Michael Douglas can afford custom made shoes, but the joke from “The Game” where he loses his shoe, and says “There goes $1,000”, and then you find out that was the cost of a single shoe, is a bit unrealistic.
While you can get bespoke shoes for $2,000 a pair, or even less, high end bespoke shoes can easily cost $5,000 or more a pair, and that’s not for women’s shoes, which are normally more expensive.