>Yes we are two hot and wet teenagers and would like to use your shower, can we come in?

No way! You might try to suck my cock!!

>>212364242 (OP)
I wouldn't even have opened the door.

I sure as hell hope you guys don't find that strapon in the back of my wives nightstand! It's right next to the lube!

Why did Ana mog Lorenza so badly

>>212364242 (OP)
How can you be hot and wet? Were you in a sauna? That's silly. Get off of my porch.

>>212364242 (OP)

>>212364242 (OP)
Bitch what you need a shower for you already wet? Ho ass bitch fuck outta here.

>>212364366
>DONT FUCK MY ASS! DONT FUCK MY ASS! NOOOOO

>>212364435
Damn I wish it were these 2 girls because they are actually hot

>>212364434
I'll show you hot and wet
>puts kettle on

>>212364242 (OP)
Same vibe

>be in medical school, in my country you move around hospitals and share apartments with others
>load up 4chan at new hospital, try to make a post, internet banned 8 years ago for cunny posting, wifi only shared by 4 people
>report this to the medical school, medical regulator and police
>investigation starts which is narrowed down to a senior doctor who is found to have CP and ends his life a couple years later

Isn't it funny how life can work out. One day you have it all, status, money, a wife etc the next you have nothing.

>>212364519
source?

>>212364540
This sometimes happens to me when I drive across the country to redneck area. I try to make a post and suddenly im banned for requesting CP.

>>212364541

>>212364625
>>212364540
i had a ban for cp for posting a random pic. it was the webum where the mom and the girl think they got the word "nigger" in some scrabble app game. i contested it and they lifted it

since you cant actually see what the image they posted is, there is literally no way to tell if they actually posted real cp or not, not to mention the difficulty of actually tracing who posted it with any degree of certainty especially if its wi-fi. its such a retarded story i really hope its fake

>>212364366
>>212364476
>>212364512
kek

https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

>>212365006
There it is. Beautiful.

>>212364933
LMGiggers always getting headshot.

>>212364366
https://vocaroo.com/1oU42BY9n3cd
alternatively
https://vocaroo.com/1es5OylPWbkW
robin williams
https://vocaroo.com/1egbbP8173Pn

>>212364541
google mormon horrors movie, I forgot what's called

>>212364625
Both times I went to Vegas the hotel wifi was banned for cp.

>>212364363
I would have listened

I once had some methhead chick knock on my door at 3am and ask for a place to stay the night. She slept on the couch right behind me while I was on the computer all night on /tv/. Not like I was going to sleep when I was wondering when her crackhead baby daddy was going to kick in my door dresse as Batman or some shit. I had to go to work at 10:00 am so I woke her up and told her she had to go. Later I moved out and she came back to the house. My brother answered the door and told her I don't live there anymore and sent her on her way.
Later I moved back in with him and my mom in a different house that was a duplex. We had a new neighbor in the ther duplex section and my brother helped her out with something. later that night she knocked on the door and asked me (perhaps mistaking me for my brother), if I could help her with something at her house. I went over and she called me into the bedroom and asked me to take her bra if for her. I noped the fuck out because she was clearly high on Xanax or something so I sent my brother over to do it. Whe later thanked me for not taking advantage of her but she still did pills despite finally getting custody of her daughter (which she no longer has as my niece is friends with the daughter.) I once had to call her mom because she was freaking out and high as shit.
Don't do drugs kids. Also women are whores.

>>212364242 (OP)
>your wife never finds out
Yes you’d all do it. If this opportunity came to you married men, you’d either do it or be a complete pussy bitch who’d spend the rest of his life wondering “what if”. Besides, for men cheating isn’t emotional, it’s someone to cum to. For women cheating is all emotions. It’s not the same thing. That’s why it’s okay for men to cheat. I cheat on my wife all the time. In fact I literally ate out a chicks asshole on Tuesday and went home and kissed my wife on the mouth without washing, no bullshit. Told her I was at the gym, because technically I did go to my gym after to use the shower and change clothes. Damn I love being a handsome, tall, muscular in shape man with money in his 30s, the pussy quite literally lines up for you.

>>212364242 (OP)
If this ever happened I would slam the door then lock every other door in the house because its obviously a trick. No doubt theres a group of armed niggers waiting to break into my house.

>>212364242 (OP)
only the left one is hot and anyone who says otherwise is a tranny chaser

He did warn her

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

NOOO ANA DE ARMAS PLEASE DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!

Come on in!

>>212364242 (OP)
Oh no, I really hope you dont tie me up and stimulate my penis with the walls of your vagina.

>>212366550
That would be horrible haha

>>212364242 (OP)
Eli Roth wife left him for a fucking dyke

>>212364242 (OP)
is that lexi belle?

>>212367782
yes

>>212367780
kek is this real?

>>212364242 (OP)
Is that from the opening scenes of human centipede?

>>212364540
>mfw got my dorm banned from 4chan multiple times for calling people niggers and offtopic shenanigans

god 2012 was good fun

>>212364242 (OP)
>>Yes we are two hot and wet teenagers and would like to use your shower, can we come in?
No. How stupid do you think I am. I have a gun and a wife. Don't come back here.

>>212368971
>Women usually become lesbian as a response to either an abusive upbringing or an abusive relationship.
>Multiple Hollywood actresses turn into dykes.

I see a pattern here.

Anal de Arsas if you ask me

>>212369908
wdym?

Post it

>>212364476
Now that would be scary.

>>212364242 (OP)
No.

>>212364540
Sometimes you get banned for CP just for posting underaged girls who are fully clothed.

>>212364242 (OP)
i wish it was two teenboys molesting keanu instead of girls

>>212364242 (OP)
>Only the one on the left in the pink. The other one leaves. Final offer, take it or leave it.

>>212371273
Good.

>NOOOOOOOOOOO ANA DE ARMAS IS TRYING TO FUCK ME AHHHH PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME THIS IS SO EVIL

>>212364540
>live in krautland
>get a new IP daily
>have seen countless times that the IP I am using has been banned for this and that over the course of multiple years
Reminds me of the old saying "The molecules you're made of aren't yours, it's just your turn to use them" or however that goes.

>>212371273
define 'fully clothed'.

>>212373112
Every single mobile network around me is banned

alright but we're playing Warioware Smooth Moves on my Nintendo Wii

>>212364540
What country?

>>212364242 (OP)
Is "teenager" a status you can assign to yourself now? Like "male" and "female"? Because in that case I'm a teenage girl as well and alls fine

ana sexo

Everyone lusting over Ana but Lorenza Izzo was just as hot in the movie,she just looks a little bad in OPs pic,idk why she gets completely ignored

>>212375312
Hi Eli!

>>212364777

SO BANJI

>>212375312

she doesn't do shit sexually and is the most walles of the bunch

>>212364512
I'll show you hot and wet
>Starts pissing

>>212364540

this is the same site that still has the YouTube url of Banji flagged as spam, btw

I'm not gay or anything but what I was wondering is there chance for be porno parody of said movies starring hotter related girls than Ana and her latina-spic friend of hers?
Asking from a friend, no Rasheed I'm not doing anything stupid. FUCK RASHEED LOOK WHAT YOU HAD ME DOING!! STOP IT!!! AAAAHAAARRGHHH

>>212364363
This and if I was American I would have immediately unloaded right through the door

>>212364540
My entire phone network is completely banned for CP

>>212364540
And then everyone clapped

>>212367780
>35 years old

He got her best years. He won. What this actually tells me is that Eli Roth doesn't beat his women properly.

>>212372137
>Clownish Tranny detected

>>212377853
i would've just quietly unloaded behind the door

>>212378029
its the trannies who are the pedos retard

>>212378250
A picture of a fully clothed child is not pornography. Hell, a picture of a nude child isnt necessarily pornography either.

>>212378393

>>212364242 (OP)
Tried Ballerina for some reason. The entire thesis is please forgive us for a girl power John Wick character. The entire plot and every contrivance seems to be about apologizing to the audience that they are making yet another misguided girl power movie. The men=bad themes are very strong. Lance Reddick is probably AI. Almost the entire cast is de-aged 30 years. It's pathetic, expensive, idiot-juice.

Those aren’t teenagers