we’re excited right /tv/?

they're gonna use the deepfake tech from the last movie to make an infinite number of harrison ford movies long after he's dead. Screenshot this.

Indiana Woke steals from museums to give artifacts back to their rightful tribal owners

>>212365375
Indiana Jones is already woke

>>212365397
hes a white guy that travels to poor brown people countries so he can loot artifacts from the indigenous cultures so he can show them off to other white people

>>212365397
>Being anti-Nazi/Commie/Indian = Woke
This is not a path you want to go down

>>212365397
Lefties, 90s born queers and zoomers hate the temple of doom specifically because it's not.

Even entertaining the completely absurd notion that an Indiana Jones reboot wouldn't be a poorly-written piece of crap; I can't think of a single contemporary "action star" who wouldn't be completely shit in the role.

>>212365397
dial of destiny definitely was and we saw how that turned out

Has Pedro Pascal surpassed The Rock?

>>212365324 (OP)
Ignacio Jiminez y los camión de tacos grandes

>>212365722
Reminder all nu indy is faggot shit

>>212365471
He is very blatantly a jew

>>212365768
In terms of being a massive faggot? Sure

Why would Ted Cruz become Indiana Jones? He's almost as old as Ford at this point.

>>212365324 (OP)
If they cast Henry Cavill I'll watch it. Even though I don't like how the movies portray Nazis as the villains.

>>212366324
He’s old balding and uncharismatic

>Inadabembe Jones
>He loots the British Museum and takes the artifact back to Africa

>>212365859
Harrison Ford is Jewish when it suits him but the character of Indiana Jones isn't

>>212365471
>loot artifacts from the indigenous cultures

You mean artifacts left in the wilds to deteriorate and disappear?

>>212366324
Are you gay for cavill or what?

>>212365471
>It belongs in a museum, not in a stinky mudhut in the middle of nowhere!
It was a different time

>>212365471
He slaughters Nazis in ways that would make horrorslop blush. The propeller scene will never leave me.

The entire thing is a Jewish Trojan horse where retarded boomers hooked their kids up to watch Nazis die in ways that was giving kids brain damaging nightmares. Literal brainwashing and conditioning against the white Europeans. Like training pit dogs to kill by giving them bloody meat as pups.

The new one was slaughtering Soviets in horror ways since amerimutt zoomer animals are now being (re)programmed into seething at Russians and Chinese commies for the upcoming war.

Truth hurts, I know. But the entire kikewood is like this.

Indiana Jones is the only movie franchise, or any “cultural movement,” that I actually love. I hope to god they don’t touch it, but I know they will ruin it.

>>212366487
You aren't?

>>212365595
>Being anti-Nazi/Commie = Woke
Yes. That's quite literally what woke (neoliberal) is.

>>212366589
I like your faith in art

>>212366597
What did he mean by this?

>>212365471
He’s a college professor and a liberal. Nothing conservative, trad, or Republican about him.

>>212367265
Also he wears a fedora, which is literally rebbit!

>>212367265
A lefty by 1930s/40s standards is a far right conservative by today's standards.