>>212367489 While he was heralding the PG era you can understand why they decided to put everything on him he's a very adaptable drone. Even learning mandarin
>>212367801 On some level you have to respect how little of a drama queen he is, so many top wrestlers are super petty egomaniacs constantly obsessed with their standing, he just seemed to roll with it.
>>212367848 he understands his place I guess, the perfect little soldier. Even when people cry about the nexus it was full of shitters save for Bryan and Barret. Speaking of barret, Cena wasn't also injury prone which helped his standing.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:10:34 AM No.212368143
>>212367926 It's sad Stone Cold killed him in 2000
>>212368384 >The cage roof was meant to rip slowly so he'd fall down in a more controlled manner >entire panel gave way at once instead and sent him plummeting straight down >and the chair that was on the roof fell down with him and smashed him in the mouth, putting a tooth through his upper lip He really regrets not moving that chair.
>>212368453 >while being checked backstage, he asked if they remembered to do the tacks spot >Undertaker tells him to look at his arm, which was full of thumbtacks
>>212368525 >he thought his fucking tooth jabbed in his nose/upper lip was a snoot Gotta remember Foley has also lost a fucking ear at some point >>212368551 Also Undertaker had a broken foot and still climbed >described seeing Foley plummeting in the commentator table as a "out of world experience".
>>212367052 (OP) In trunks that tight, where does his junk go? Up his ass?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:44:17 AM No.212368681
>>212368575 I remember this from one of the Undertaker VHSs as a kid, him talking about the match >felt that particular arena (in Philly) had an odd atmosphere already, something about the acoustics >only time in his life he's had an outer body experience, and felt he could see himself from above standing on the cage looking down on Mick in the wreckage of the announcers table, who had seemed to fall in slow motion. He's a lot less kooky out of character than his Undertaker persona would imply, so I did believe him, that it was all just a strange experience you'd never feel again.
https://youtu.be/onNEHdWX3qY?feature=shared ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON? Ha ha yo, Jimmy, me with that Triple H Yeah, you let the music keep playing Mr Dun SSHHH
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:45:15 AM No.212369779
>>212367052 (OP) I never saw any of this guy's run in WWE and had already checked out.
>>212367052 (OP) Wrestling is so gay today. They don't even try to pretend like they're real people anymore. Half them are doing podcasts talking about the backstage shit and going through in detail how they play pretend. Why do you retards still watch this shit?
>>212370249 Even in the Attitude Era at the height of the expose phase they still tried to pretend they were real people and the business was real. Nowadays they can barely get through a match before they're rushing to throw out a social media post showing them perfectly fine and hugging each other back stage.
If they're not even going to do the basic amount of pretending its real why the fuck should anyone watch it?
>Least favourite member of The Kliq >Least favourite member of DX >Never cut a memorable promo >Failed babyface run in 2002 >Least favourite member of Evolution >HBK having more memorable Taker matches at Mania than him >Horrendous Authority stable ending in the most disappointing main event in WM32: Reigns vs Triple H >Took all the credit from NXT booking when the real genius behind was Dusty Rhodes >Exposed as a hack and can't book WWE into a new golden age even without Vince McMahon
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There's no holding me back I'm not driven by fear, I'm just driven by anger And you're under attack I'm just climbing up slowly, I'm the one and only, and The tease, the ways, the lie Stumble in your mind The fear, the hope inside They hid there, hid there But whatever you need, 'ever you've got 'Ever you want, I'll take back again Whatever you need, 'ever you've got 'Ever you want, I'll take back again, oh
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:46:56 PM No.212372513
>>212367193 you cant get into hollywood without being diddled a little bit
>>212372972 >Vince mocked God >Lost his company to soulless megacorporation >None of his family members are the successors >His legacy is being a BBC fetishist