I'M GOING TO UNALIVE MYSELF TO TEACH MY SON A LESSON - /tv/ (#212368550) [Archived: 874 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:35:24 AM No.212368550
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Kevin-Costner-Man-of-Steel-Jonathan-Kent[1]
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:37:28 AM No.212368581
>>212368550 (OP)
I mean after reaching that age the best thing a man can do for his family is to die.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:44:47 AM No.212368686
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>>212368550 (OP)
No, he didn't want Clark to use his powers in public because it would reveal he was an alien.
We are in 2025 and Man of Steel is still filtering redditors.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:00:48 AM No.212368997
>>212368550 (OP)
stop my jewish son, the world will not understand and hate you, just stop
>>212368686
>>faster than a speeding bullet
you can see that shit?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:02:21 AM No.212369016
>I'm gonna grape my son live react (YTP)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:06:00 AM No.212369079
>>212368550 (OP)
>"I'm holding my hand out son, why aren't you taking it. Look, I'm stretching out my arm but you're just standing there? Why won't you save the life of your loving dad? What's wrong with you?"
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:06:56 AM No.212369102
>>212368686
He previously lifted a school bus full of children and saved them all.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:08:20 AM No.212369128
>>212368550 (OP)
thats not even how he died in the comics
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:08:30 AM No.212369132
>>212368550 (OP)
>UNALIVE
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:16:59 AM No.212369291
>>212368550 (OP)
stoopid. even if there were witnesses nobody would believe them
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:49:57 AM No.212369852
Tornado Man of Steel
Tornado Man of Steel
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>>212368550 (OP)
1. Tornados are not some phenomena where just behind you they are throwing cars around like plastic grocery bags but it's a 3mph wind where you are standing.
2. Midwesterners do no just stand there under an overpass watching the supertornado creep up on them, they'd be in a ditch somewhere. Overpasses worked ONCE because people climbed up into the framework of them to be shielded from the wind.
3. Clark had sufficient time to just normal-run over there, throw Pops to the ground, and cover him with his Invincible body. Miraculous tornado survivals happen constantly.
4. Tornadoes, Midwesterners, Superman, the list of things Zack Snyder has no understanding of is incredibly long in this movie.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:52:15 AM No.212369883
>>212369128
Having him die of a heart attack would require Zack to direct actors acting, and he prefers badly colored CGI spectacles. Cavill is just left to do his best agonized scream in one take, that 's a wrap, send it to the poojeets for finishing.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:53:05 AM No.212369898
>>212368550 (OP)
>WAIT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU TOMORROW'S LESSO-
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:54:52 AM No.212369925
>>212368550 (OP)
He was just sick of carrying for an illegal alien.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:55:12 AM No.212369933
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>>212368550 (OP)
>stop, my invincible son, don't you feel the despair?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:55:32 AM No.212369939
>>212368550 (OP)
NOW TAKE IT, THOMAS JEFFERSON
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:56:30 AM No.212369954
le bear face when
le bear face when
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>>212368550 (OP)
>UNALIVE
kys
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:58:52 AM No.212369986
>>212368550 (OP)
kids movie for children
keep talking about it though manchildren
this is not a bait post, i will not be waiting looking for (yous).
i am just politely reminding you that you are right now, obsessing over a men in tights childrens franchise. and any witty critiques or thoughts you have about it, are ruined because - men in tights childrens franchise.
good day!
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:00:03 PM No.212370006
>>212369933
Sentry/Void would humiliate Snyder Supes so easily
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:01:05 PM No.212370023
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>>212368550 (OP)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:07:00 PM No.212370136
>>212369986
Zack has never in his life made a movie aimed at children. No, not even that weird owl cartoon.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:08:30 PM No.212370158
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>>212369852
I imagine tornadoes don't travel just enough to swallow a guy 70 meters away from your group and then dissipate immediately
snyder is a retard because he can't direct for shit
the scene had some good enough idea behind it but you need to pack it in a non-laughable way