>>212368830 (OP)I stopped watching it around the 84 minute mark. At that point, the film went from 40 minutes of generic romcom slop with mediocre sex scenes + shitty montages to disoriented lapses of characters shouting/cursing at each other like fucking retards for the rest of the film's runtime over the most disorientingly trivial bullshit I couldn't give less of a fuck about, all the while it expects me to feel sorry for the self-centered bitchy titular protagonist despite how unlikable she is amongst the foreign secondary characters over the course of its roughly two and half hours WGAF-tier story. It became so muddled amongst its barebones semblance of a fucking """plot,""" I just couldn't give a shit anymore. It was both shallow and extremely baffling to me as to how the hell this movie won Best Picture when it had virtually nothing groundbreaking going for it, nor was it genuinely memorable/innovative in any way. It was aggressively forgettable and seems like it was made for some stuck up committee of casuals who don't watch enough movies to begin with.
Where the fuck did this high praise come from over Madison's shitty """acting""" when it's just her getting half-naked like your average OF model and yelling with a godawful attempt at a Brooklyn accent for 2 fucking hours? How did this midwit script get "Best Screenplay" over Conclave when the former's a near-ripoff of Pretty Woman? Was it either this or Emilia Perez as the politically motivated pick? Christ, what happened to movies?