Would you survive AoT ?

>>212370694 (OP)
me? I'd poop. noone wants to eat a poopypants

>>212370694 (OP)
Yes, I wouldn't be a dirty Eldian demon worshipping bastard

I watched it until about episode 17 of season 1 and it bores me to tears. Does it ever get better? I have no interest in action scenes and the whole “let’s just talk about our plan for 3 episodes and then execute it over 7 episodes” thing is very tiresome.

>>212370694 (OP)
human bodies that size would collapse under their own weight so it wouldnt be a problem really.
also the users of those cable grapple things would all die from accidents on the first day

>>212370925
It's a long series that takes place over 7 or 8 years, the first season is just "Titans bad" but it becomes more complicated.

>>212370694 (OP)
Like during the trost arc?

The titans aren’t as big as the show/manga visually depicts thrm, they wouldn’t be a problem

>>212370925
idk man. most anime bores me but aot is some real edge of your seat shit from beginning to end.

I would survive intentionally, preventing my glorious martyrdom for the Eldian Empire by waiting until the end so that I could systematically hunt down the traitors Armin, Mikasa, Jean, and Conny, and put them down like the dogs they are.

>>212370694 (OP)
Underground bunker

>>212371475
they're not really normal human bodies

>>212370694 (OP)
dig a tunnel in my house and hide in there.

>>212371787
Would be smarter just to intercept erens inheritance and then kill them with the AT

>>212370925
Yes it does get better the first half of s1 is very fucking boring

Kino is s3 part 2 , s4 part 2 , the whole of s2

>>212372480
S4? Dont troll the poor guy

>>212370694 (OP)
just don't go outside the walls

>>212370694 (OP)
10 YEARS AT LEAST

>>212370925
it becomes a political thriller from S3 on and the tone shifts noticeably. the plot gets increasingly grander in scale and more complicated as well
>talk about our plan for 3 episodes and then execute it over 7 episodes
unfortunately sequences like this occur throughout the whole series every now and then

Yeah I'd eat the puny humans

>>212372467
There are no more Titans at the end of the series. They've all been "cured" so you can comfortably kill pansy ass suckers like Armin without fear of him blowing you up with the Colossal.

the ending sucked and the whole world politics thing was just kinda dumb and half baked

>>212372480
>s4
No. New watchers should just stop before the basement reveal. Everything is downhill from there.

>>212375436
Curing sucks though and you csn still kill him easily before he get big bert. Also do mikasa/levi even lose their shit? They shouldnt since it was titan science bullshit but the gook retconned that i guess with erens paths

>>212371758
15 meters isn’t big?

Explain the appeal of this show. I tried the first few episodes and it was ugly boring shit. Then I read up on the lore thinking maybe I just didn't get far enough. Wrong-- it's generic shonen slop.

Why all the love for a decade now?

>>212370694 (OP)
>>212376251
>attack of the 50 foot cuck

>>212370694 (OP)
why didnt they just live underground?

>>212376419
>Why all the love for a decade now?
it was a mystery box show (get to the basement) so it kept people interested in lore discussion and theorycrafting. Then the mystery box opened and everything got retarded

>>212370694 (OP)
No, I would let the female titan use me as a dildo then eat me.

>>212370720
smart guy

>>212376725
it's a late medieval setting, they couldn't really dig up large caverns or shit

>>212376755
pretty much this.
iirc originally there've been several different endings in mind.
one of them being a play on "the mist" where people from outside of the island were actually trying to reach and rescue the islanders but didn't manage to do it in time and everybody would've either died or hide out in the wilderness after the titans completely destroyed the city

I was enjoying the story for the first half. Then I got lost in the lore and politics. Something something, some people killed another, so one turns into titans and kills the others and the protagonists just want to kill everyone but then again that's wrong and... I was totally filtered. I just wanted to see monsters attacking towns.

>>212376995
>one of them being a play on "the mist" where people from outside of the island were actually trying to reach and rescue the islanders but didn't manage to do it in time
Oh shit lol it was a fake apocalypse twist? I remember watching the first couple eps and thinking 'this reminds me of The Village.' Glad I stopped there.

>>212370925
>I watched it until about episode 17 of season 1 and it bores me to tears. Does it ever get better?
This but I only made it to like episode 3. I will never understand why this shit (or that cringefest One Piece) became so popular.

>>212377337
One Piece is kind of chill and funny so I get it. Enjoyed a few episodes of it myself. AoT is just everything bad about anime all in one show.

I shit on anime every time there's a thread on /tv/ and to this day not a single seething weeb has been able to recommend a show that will change my mind.

>>212370694 (OP)
I'd hide in a mine with plenty of food and my gaming laptop. From my safe spot I'd teach the ignorant japs to kill the giants in a easier way that using those death traps, like drowning them or sufocating them with smoke.

>>212377424
I hate anime for the most part, but I love Neon Genesis Evangelion and Cowboy Bebop, and movies like GitS and Perfect Blue and Akira. All the "normie" shit, I guess.

>>212370694 (OP)
No I'd probably just die in the rumbling like everyone else, then watch from heaven as I learn that all of that was for literally no reason at all and Eren is a complete faggot.

>>212370694 (OP)
>The titans are weird ugly zombies instead of beautiful women
Wasted concept, why can't japs just make something good without fucking it up somehow

>>212377275
>was
wasn't set in stone or anything, the author just had a couple ideas in mind of where the plot might've gone.
altogether it was originally supposed to be a way smaller scale story about humans fighting monsters, the mist idea was one of the more nihilistic outcomes - everybody dies, the end.
and only about halfway in with the basement mystery box revealed it turned towards world politics, cycles of violence and warfare, etc.

>>212377424
it is generally an often childish and naive kind of visual entertainment, with plenty of retardedly goofy shit that is primarily suited for children and adolescents.
i still enjoy watching it every now and then but i always end up finding something insanely nonsensical to nitpick about.
that being said i'd also recommend you to check out those shows and films listed here >>212377715 i haven't seen evangelion yet, but cowboy bebop and the gits movies and original two seasons are rather enjoyable, just make sure you watch those produced prior to 2010

>>212377424
aot is everything good about shonen anime.. no trannies no weird loli moe shit just kino

>>212377748
The titans look weird because they are made by a little girl, that's how she imagines their titan forms would look like

>>212370694 (OP)
Floch did nothing wrong.

what is this retarded shit?

>>212370925
Season 1 is fine, kind of generic anime slop and the middle drags on with bad pacing.
Season 2 picks up and it does get way better. Season 3 still has some pacing issues but it gets more interesting. It just gets better and more interesting until the writer went completely insane and took a shit all over the series. Not only are the last maybe 3 hours of the anime dogshit but this retard goes out of his way to retroactively ruin everything that came before it.
At its peak Attack on Titan was easily the best anime until it had one of the worst endings I've ever seen in media, possibly the worst. It puts Game of Thrones to shame.

>>212378085
He was a hero, at least Isayama gave him a respectful death.
I am GLAD he died in the way he did, I cannot even begin to imagine how Isayama would have assassinated the character in the ending.

>>212377737
People who were already burned by shitty endings to mediocre series like AoT were unsurprised at how it ended. Nips generally can't write satisfactory endings, not even to save thier mothers getting piped by Puerto Ricans. If you remember how quick Tokyo Ghoul was memoryholed, you'll know it's par for course.

>>212377715
Yeah the old normie stuff is well-liked for a reason. If you say that around the wrong anons though they'll start posting smug reaction images from 魔法の性転換アパート Seasons 1-11.

>>212377820
>only about halfway in with the basement mystery box revealed it turned towards world politics, cycles of violence and warfare, etc.
I googled this twist and it's pretty much The Village. Really stupid show.

>>212378290
>>212378281
What's wrong with the endings to you fans of the show?

>>212378290
Luckily for me I dropped after Re and only came back for the sex scene and the ending.

>>212378329
All the build up gets ruined right at the end.
The main character stops not even halfway but 80% short of his worldwide genocide in self defense, all to give his "friends" (which betrayed him and his people) a few decades of peace, not taking into account that because of what he did and the hate they already had for his people, they will for sure now be completely wiped off the earth and all memory of them erased, rightfully so.

>>212378364
I envy you

>>212378486
I remember trying to read Re, every single chapter for like 10 chapters straight, half the pages were character introductions, characters that would get killed literally on the same chapter.
It was the first manga I ever dropped.

>>212378485
Ah the old 'nvm I give up for no reason' end
Very good Japan

>>212378531
The weekly threads were the only things that maintained interest for me because of how batshit it got. It's like seeing frame for frame a car careening off a ledge.

>>212378329
Everything was wrong with the ending. Eren's motivation for killing 80% of human population is that he is just retarded. Eren 100% is reborn as a bird that watched Jean fuck Mikasa every night. All the titan stuff gets reduces to a shitty unexplained worm that gets killed off screen. All the characters in the end teaming up to kill their own race. It being confirmed that death doesn't exist in Attack on Titan and everyone who dies just gets to live as a ghost. Mikasa making out with a decapitated head and then going alone on a journey on foot traveling continents of destroyed terrain to deliver Eren's rotten head back to Paradis after swimming for the ocean for years. A small team of regular people taking on literally thousands of special titans like it's nothing. The entire titan curse ending because Ymir was simply in love with her slaver and needed 2000 years to witness necrophilia which is the only thing that can lift the titan curse.

There isn't anything about the ending that isn't bad or retarded. This guy went out of his way to make it as retarded as possible to fuck with the fans. The ending isn't just bad, it's malicious.

>>212378661
At the very least he had the decency to show the aftermath and did show them getting blown to bits.
People think that he got forced into ending it like that because otherwise it would be a glorification of genocide, which in the end it still is but for kosher reasons.

>>212378085
>>212378285
Flochsuckers, how many times must we reach you this lesson? Let me put it to you and alliancecucks bluntly.
>Eren LOST
>Armin LOST
>Alliance LOST
>Yeagerists LOST
>Floch LOST
>Reinhard WON
Paradis is better off dead if the best it can do is Floch and Armin.

i really enjoyed the weird titans the abnormals whatever they called them, after the first season these fucks stop showing up and you end up being left with a mass of boring generic titans and the few unique ones (which are boring until you get to that giant one crawling on the ground). They needed more weird uncanney ones randomly thrown in later to make the mook fight scenes more entertaining.

>>212378844
He should have shown Jean going ballsdeep Mikasa in just before bombs hit like in Watchmen if he wanted full transparency.

>>212378882
>abnormals
they get pushed aside by the transformational ones like zeke, reiner and berthold, but they still occur every now and then, it's just that it's usually some weird one that moves slihtly faster and doesn't really stand out anymore

>>212370694 (OP)
Hopefully I live long enough to fuck Mikasa.

>>212377424
>not a single seething weeb has been able to recommend a show that will change my mind.
Watch Outlaw Star, dont go in with any expectations except to jack off to brown catgirl tits. Stop watching after you jizz. There you go a perfectly watchable anime.

>>212379047
early on when they show up they are peak creepiness both behavior and in general appearance and as far as later on I remember very very few after S2 and even the later ones felt watered down, the intelligent transformation titans just weren't as creepy because you knew they were people

>>212379137
a fundamental problem with mystery box writing, once the big secret is revealed or downplayed in favor of a bigger threat, it turns out to be mundane and disappointing.
i too much prefer it were some unknowable force, maybe a god whose motives are beyond human understanding causing all this

>>212379047
>>212379137
>>212379276
Meh, I see that as your fault for investing yourself into only one aspect of the series and expecting that to carry you the whole way, seems to me you will often get disappointed in things with that mentality.

>>212370694 (OP)
>Would you survive AoT
Easy
>get Mikasa
>move into the most inner circle
>have sex with Mikasa daily and wait for all of this to blow over

>>212379358
>only one aspect
eh, the titans are a rather central part of the plot, so whenever there is something new happening with them the viewers get curious about their nature.
it's understandable people would expect way more than it being a genetically inherited bio-weapon and paradis being australia

Would Eren support Israel or Palestine?

>>212379574
seeing as to how eren does the equivalent of the samson option against the rest of the world i'd assume it's pretty obvious

Floch was based, and the ending was one of the worst things that I've ever seen.
>Risk your life and die for the people that hate you and want you dead
What kind of a moral is that supposed to be?

>>212376725
I feel like I remember reading this spin off manga where some people did live underground in some industrial district, however the manga was boring as shit so I dropped it.

>>212379358
>Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

>>212379574
I wouldn't blame the Palestinians if they somehow got ahold of all of Israel's nukes and they nuked the entire west for allowing and justifying their genocide.

>>212380176
Thanks Abdul, good to know.

>>212377424
Vinland Saga.

>>212379761
Samson atleast got laid

>>212370694 (OP)
A dude with my name died in season 2, so this doesn't bode well for me.

>>212381554
Miche?

>>212381554
Hannes?

>>212376725
Some did, Levi came from an underground city iirc

>>212371758
OH NO NO

>>212370694 (OP)
Nobody would, flying In cables Is the most retarded anime troupe.

>>212378918
i think the bombs hit a generation or two removed from mikasa and friends' death. all eren really ended up accomplishing was the creation of a world where his specific group of friends could live free of threats from "beyond the walls." he did that. he was powerless to stop warfare at large, and probably worsened it through his actions, but he just wasn't really all that forward thinking (100+ year timeframe), which is ironic and incredibly stupid given his "power" to see time

>>212370694 (OP)
Go back to /a/

>>212370694 (OP)
Whats with anime posting today, can you stick to /a please

>>212380176
they should start by nuking their arab """""""brethren""""""" first since they too seem not to give a fuck about palis being bombed to bits, and instead often help israel in one way or another (based)

>>212386231
It's just some discord faggots and their pocket janny raiding /tv/. They've been at it for almost a year now.

>>212385958
>We're here, get used to it.

>>212386336
Go back tranny

>>212386269
Oh yeah, fuck them all

>>212386349
>never

>>212386402
Go back tranny

>>212385102
>which is ironic and incredibly stupid given his "power" to see time
it is often (if not always) a struggle to write a character who's supposed to be inconceivably smart or gifted with supernatural cognitive skills like seeing the past and the future.
especially if it's a one man project by some arguably averagely intelligent young guy

>>212370694 (OP)
Yeah, the titans become pretty trivial after the first story arc. Pretty sure Eldians pretty much stop dying from then altogether.

>>212378740
>>212378486
>>212378290
I liked it

>>212378485
>>212378757
Isayama was so committed to Eren being Hitler 2.0 that he had Eren betrayed by his friends for the power of friendship and tolerance, only for them to get bombed by the people Eren tried to save them from, proving that Eren and Floch were right while Armin was wrong. It was the true Hitler ending.

>>212370694 (OP)
I've always found it difficult to gauge how tough these things are.
Like you mean to tell me they couldn't just blow them apart with cannons.

Or just use their ODM as harpoons.

I understand part of the show is progress of technology and how quickly titans were becoming obsolete. But I just get the feeling that even mediaeval man wouldn't have much problems with Titans

>>212386509
Well yeah. They actually killed ALL of the titans on their island

>>212388028
with a giant guillotine...

>>212375554
Same retarded logic as Code Geass' bullshit ending. Because you know, post WW2, world peace happened. Oh wait.

>>212387597
You sorta can, but they’ll regenerate pretty quickly unless you get the back of the neck.

>>212370694 (OP)
No. All those teenagers crying and screaming, and all that terrible dialogue, would send me mad.
>>212370925
Nope.
That's basically every shounen anime.

>>212387597
a lot of stuff of "why didnt they just x the titan" can be handwaived by the government purposely keeping everyone dumb and contained for plot reasons.

The second they actually rebel and start doing shit, it takes them less than a year to clear the entire island

>>212386231
Anime threads are better tv threads than marvel/star wars or simp threads. At least anime has discussion

>>212388191
The regenerative powers have a limit.
Even the special 9 can't regenerate everything.

Even it being a show about magical monsters, it just always felt beyond belief that humans would have trouble with these things.

Honestly pre historic man would just use oil and fire to just burn them to death.

I just can't ever see them as some credible threat. They should have at least given them some more intelligence