Thread 212370822 - /tv/ [Archived: 650 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:49:15 PM No.212370822
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Realistically how would you respond in this situation?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:51:14 PM No.212370848
>>212370822 (OP)
Do a 360 and walk away.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:51:44 PM No.212370856
>>212370848
Bro do you even math? You would be facing the same direction. 360 is a full circle, 180 is a half circle
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:51:56 PM No.212370858
>>212370822 (OP)
He died as he lived: a faggot.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:52:28 PM No.212370868
I would plow that 16 year old pussy hard because it's legal here in eurostan.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:52:45 PM No.212370872
>>212370856
no because you spin around at the same time
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:53:20 PM No.212370877
>>212370822 (OP)
God this bitch always looks stoned
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:53:25 PM No.212370879
>>212370856
Yeah but you are doing a full circle
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:54:39 PM No.212370901
>>212370856
Learn to moonwalk, newb.
Replies: >>212371873
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:54:41 PM No.212370902
>>212370822 (OP)
If I had been in that cabin it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There'd be a lot of cum in that Kristen Stewart and me saying "ok I'm to eat oven chips now"
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:54:52 PM No.212370907
>>212370872
It's the same principle as the solar system
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:55:48 PM No.212370917
>>212370868
its also legal in 90% of US states

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_by_country
Replies: >>212370954 >>212373290
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:55:50 PM No.212370919
>>212370822 (OP)
It depends. If I'm 50 then no. If I'm that dude's age, DOUBLE YES.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:56:15 PM No.212370926
>>212370822 (OP)
If you've seen photos of the woman who this scene was portraying, you'd understand why Mr. Supertramp took a pass. The age thing is self-serving revisionism.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:56:16 PM No.212370927
>>212370879

It’s physically impossible to do a circle.

You can only turn right or left.
Replies: >>212370953
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:56:43 PM No.212370937
>>212370822 (OP)
So was 18 too old for him...?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:57:05 PM No.212370944
>>212370822 (OP)
I would have just subtracted a year from my birth date so i can get up in that bussy.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:57:48 PM No.212370953
>>212370927
I do it all the time though
To walk away extra hard, do a 720
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:58:00 PM No.212370954
>>212370917
IIRC, that was Slab City in California, where the age of consent was 18. On the other hand, it was Slab City so no one really gives a shit about a couple of smelly hobos.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:58:16 PM No.212370960
>>212370822 (OP)
Turn 720 degrees then punch her my hardest
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:59:08 PM No.212370977
>>212370944
Fucking queer
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:02:22 PM No.212371025
>>212370822 (OP)
Passing up prime kstew? I could never
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:13:03 PM No.212371171
i jerk off before i post here so i don't care about any coomer bullshit anybody posts.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:14:38 PM No.212371198
>trailer, got a kid
Nah.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:15:22 PM No.212371205
>>212371171
based
Replies: >>212371461
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:17:15 PM No.212371228
>>212370868
Even if it wasn't legal I'd plow that pussy, she wants it, you want it, you really gonna let some writing on paper stop you?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:19:27 PM No.212371263
you know what
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:32:42 PM No.212371461
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>>212371171
>>212371205
https://litter.catbox.moe/v2v8nzypwvw0ozkd.mp4
How about now?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:34:44 PM No.212371488
>>212371228
Yeah, actually, ITS THE LAW.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:36:12 PM No.212371518
>>212371488
There's the law and than there's what's right
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:38:28 PM No.212371547
>>212370822 (OP)
I'd fuck her because I'm not a faggot and because 16 is legal everywhere in Europe and much of the USA.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:38:31 PM No.212371549
>>212370822 (OP)
16 is the lowe bound in europe
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:43:48 PM No.212371620
>>212371461
you should post the name so he's tempted to look up more
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:45:06 PM No.212371639
>>212370822 (OP)
Why did this thread get deleted before?
It’s so weird. Mods delete every thread with an op that mentions young women or teen girls, even though zero rules were broken.
Anyone else noticed this?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:46:16 PM No.212371657
>>212371549
Nah, there's some countries with 14 and 15. But they have strange laws about age brackets where 14 and 14 can have sex but 18 and 14 can't.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:46:57 PM No.212371661
>>212371488
I'm a sovereign citizen, I don't recognise your so called "laws"
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:47:37 PM No.212371671
>>212371639
The mods on this board in particular are astonishing sensitive bluehairs.
Kino's for this?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:50:33 PM No.212371711
>>212370856
newfag
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:51:17 PM No.212371722
>>212371657
14 can have sex with anyone in Bulgaria. I have a couple of friends that dated 14 year olds when they were in their 20s. I haven't gone below 16 myself.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:52:26 PM No.212371733
>>212370822 (OP)
would tap in 0,000000000000001 seconds
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:00:25 PM No.212371831
>>212371722
do you guys have sex over there?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:01:51 PM No.212371851
>>212371722
Does that mean you have 14 year olds on tinder? I might need to book a flight
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:03:46 PM No.212371873
>>212370901
THEN WHY DIDN"T YOU SAY DO A 360 AND MOONWALK AWAY? YOU FUCKING GEN-ZERS PRETEND TO BE SMART BUT YOU HAVE NO BRAINS.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:05:05 PM No.212371894
>>212371831
It happens.

>>212371851
I'm pretty sure you need to be 18 to have a tinder account in the first place. Idk I'm married and I haven't used tinder since 2018.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:07:19 PM No.212371937
>>212371722
>>212371894
>I have a couple of friends that dated 14 year olds when they were in their 20s. I haven’t gone below 16 myself.
How’d you do it? How did you find them?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:08:27 PM No.212371950
>>212371937
i guess their demographics is not as fucked as in the west.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:09:00 PM No.212371959
>>212371937
Go to an ATM and grab a wad of cash then stand outside a high school and wait for the bell. Ask if they wanna make some money
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:13:40 PM No.212372031
>>212371461
Need sauce
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:15:39 PM No.212372070
>>212371937
We had to do teaching at a local high school as part of our college course. We met them there. They were all over us immediately.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:17:06 PM No.212372089
>oh nooo she might be underage!
nobody cared about such things in the early '90s.
especially if the girl looked like that.
especially if the age gap was just of a few years (guys in their early 20s dating 16-17 year olds)
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:17:27 PM No.212372094
>>212371959
What are the legalities of doing this? I feel like it should be against the law but I can't think of what you would get charged with
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:20:38 PM No.212372133
>>212372094
I'd be more worried about getting your ass beat by a group of angry slav fathers.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:21:45 PM No.212372150
>>212372070
>Just become a substitute teacher
Really?
What were the logistics of it, did they just ask you to hang out, ask for your contacts, or something else? No way you can initiate anything yourself though right? And how did you get away with it?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:21:59 PM No.212372151
>>212372089
the demographics were not that fucked back then. nowadays young women are a scarce resource since there are less young people in general. the demand is high but the supply is low this is why so much karens and white knights around this issue. 30-40 years ago nobody gave a fuck.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:25:13 PM No.212372188
16 is AOC in most countries and even US states. only porn and hollywood jews perpetuate the 18 year old meme, because california has an AOC of 18. and probably also to protect their whore daughters, as everyone knows that shiksa mutts love black dick
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:27:40 PM No.212372232
>>212372150
No, not a substitute. It was part of my college course. I had to do three semesters of teaching (supervised by the teacher of that class) to get my degree. The universities and schools have programs for that sort of thing. They just send your ass to whatever school they have arrangements with.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:38:09 PM No.212372385
>>212372232
But for them, it wouldn’t be no different than a substitute teacher no? And can you answer my question
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:42:15 PM No.212372447
>>212372385
No, it's not exactly the same. They know you're a college student, not a full teacher, so they would message us on Facebook and invite us to parties and stuff like that.

What is there to get away with? The AoC is 14. No laws were broken. We weren't employed by the school, so it wasn't unethical either.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:51:18 PM No.212372561
what happens next?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:51:35 PM No.212372565
>>212372447
>they would message us on Facebook and invite us to parties and stuff like that.
I expected them to view you as authority figures, not peers. It’s not like you’re hanging out with them on the school yard, you’re their “superiors” after all. Not sure why they would do that. Maybe it’s just a different culture there
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:52:42 PM No.212372586
>>212372565
We were 20, dude.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:55:51 PM No.212372627
>>212370822 (OP)
You just fuck her. Fucking faggots.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:56:30 PM No.212372634
>>212370822 (OP)
Totally legal in most of the world. So I would hulk smash her and record her sayjng afterwards that she liked it. Just to be safe.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:57:00 PM No.212372644
>>212370822 (OP)
I wouldn't respond, I would listen to what she had to say. And that's what nobody did.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:57:57 PM No.212372660
>>212370856
Do a 280 and float northernly.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:58:34 PM No.212372674
>>212372586
I reckon there’s a much bigger difference between 20 and 14-16 year olds than between 20 and 24-26 year olds.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:03:10 PM No.212372736
>>212372674
Yes, but teens love older boys. And we were both fit, well-groomed and good-looking. Way above the boys their own age. Plus we had a car and beer money. It was super easy. I continued to date younger girls until I got married and my wife is 8 years my junior.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:03:13 PM No.212372737
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>>212370822 (OP)
Dont care.
Would obliterate
Its a trailer park.
You think she aint been deep dicked by her uncle and papa since she was 6?
Shit, her 3rd cousin/ brother nephew, bobby will watch for fun. Ain't nothin' to do round here but fuck and shoot racoons anyway.

Anyone who disagrees didnt grow up in a trailer park.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:06:19 PM No.212372775
>>212370822 (OP)
I would take it out
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:06:34 PM No.212372782
>>212370822 (OP)
freeze up and pretend i'm cool and reject her and regret it forever
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:07:16 PM No.212372788
>>212372736
>I continued to date younger girls until I got married
Were they all from your college course thing or something else?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:07:43 PM No.212372793
>>212370822 (OP)
It's legal in my country
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:08:30 PM No.212372809
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>>212371937
How to get teenagers easy mode:

>becomes substitute teacher
>become driving instructor
>become surfing instructor in tourist resort
>become animator in tourist resort
>become Barkeeper at club ( Europe has under 18 clubs)
>become martial arts instructor
>become bouncer

Highest through put are bouncers, animators, surf instructor

Highest chance to seduce is driving instructor since you have the bitch for hours with only yourself around.

Thank me later
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:10:22 PM No.212372836
>>212372809
The only one I haven't done in all my lives was bouncer, I was planning to in my last life but something happened.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:10:32 PM No.212372838
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>>212370902
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:10:51 PM No.212372847
>>212370822 (OP)
In 2011, fucked my gf who was 16, I was 19.

>>212372070
This happened to me too. But I was getting my second degree, and I was 25-26 at the time. So, I didn't do anything to them. It didn't feel right with me because of the age gap. But high school girls are really fucking stupid and have 0 concept of self value. Me not wanting them made them more thirsty. It came to a point that other girls teaching with me had to step in to stop them. Things high school girls have done to me was on the border of psycho behavior. They want to be grown up so much they don't have any clue wtf are they doing. I have zero regrets. The thing is, I fucked 2 of the other girls that was teaching with me after the course ended. I guess high school girls thirsting over me combined with me not doing it made them want me. I've no idea desu. I'm 33 now and Still have no idea how women function.

Btw, anon who constantly asking questions about the subject gave me creeps.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:15:16 PM No.212372908
>>212372809
The absolute best, not a single doubt about it, is beach bar service in Europe. You work in the mornings, have the nights free. Just pick a teenager destination like, say Ios or Paros and you're golden.

The only downside is you need to have a decent body, but I suppose that's true for everything.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:16:34 PM No.212372933
>>212370822 (OP)
Smash
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:17:22 PM No.212372943
I am STILL with my college girlfriend
Replies: >>212372969
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:19:04 PM No.212372969
>>212372943
his name?
Replies: >>212372980
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:19:56 PM No.212372980
>>212372969
Your mom
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:20:16 PM No.212372985
>>212370856
Thats not math its geography.
>turn this direction and go.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:20:43 PM No.212372995
>>212370856
180 and moon walk away
Replies: >>212373095
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:26:53 PM No.212373095
>>212372995
Do the worm in a non linear direction while simultaneously inverting my entire body, extending into an all encompassing mass of unreasonable and fighting shape and size while emitting a low hum and stretching the vastness of unknown time and space.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:26:54 PM No.212373097
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>>212370902
>ok I'm to eat oven chips now
fucking hell
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:29:40 PM No.212373138
>>212370848
Based retard.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:30:17 PM No.212373145
>>212372809
Animator?
Replies: >>212373280
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:31:07 PM No.212373162
>>212372908

Oh yeah i forgot to add simple hotel staff in a party Holliday destinations/resorts.

You juat do a bullshit job during the day where you get to talk to thr young guests and establish a connection and at night you meet them in the clubs. Also your colleagues are teens and early 20 themselves and keep constantly changing because nobody does these jobs for long
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:33:27 PM No.212373197
>>212370856
We got a math prodigy ova here
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:35:41 PM No.212373233
>>212372809
>>212372908
>>212373162
>Never did any of these
Is it over for me?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:37:37 PM No.212373270
>>212370856
it's a meme you dip
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:38:11 PM No.212373280
>>212373145
The people in hotels who try to pump the guests up and entertain them with stupid games, aqua dacing/training.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:38:32 PM No.212373290
>>212370917
yeah but you'll probably end up breaking a different law doing it so it's still not worth it. For example it's illegal to transport a minor for the purposes of sex nationwide
Replies: >>212373598
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:40:58 PM No.212373346
>>212373233
You can become a driving instructor in like 2 years. Bouncer when you have some martial arts background which you can aquire in a year. All the hotel jobs can bw done without formal training or anything.
Replies: >>212373395
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:41:00 PM No.212373347
>>212372809
If any of these people tried something on me when I was 16 I would make a rape case out of it
I think I got 3 guys convicted this way
Replies: >>212373397
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:43:42 PM No.212373395
>>212373346
What about like a part time job at like a resort or a cruise ship?
Replies: >>212373477
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:43:43 PM No.212373396
>>212372809
I have a buddy who is martial arts instructor and driving instructor. The guy is surrounded by teen bitches all day err day. He can basically fuck young girl every other day. Driving instructors often fuck on the job. Juat let her drive to a abandoned locations and fuck her there. Or get a blowie during a lesson.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:43:49 PM No.212373397
>>212373347
bit homophobic bro
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:46:35 PM No.212373438
>>212370856
>IM SPINNING AROUND
>MOVE OUT OF MY WAYYY
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:48:53 PM No.212373477
>>212373395
Cruise ship is good, but not as good as a regular resort because at a regular resort you get new peole every singlenday coming in and leaving. Ideally try to smash a day before they leave so you have zero drama afterwards because they will be gone
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:54:55 PM No.212373598
>>212373290
it ain't, only if you cross states
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:55:55 PM No.212373625
I wouldn't respond anything, I would listen to her, and that's what nobody did
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:01:29 PM No.212373732
>>212370856
Nigga what if she attacks him from behind? You have to keep your eye on any potential threats and she clearly demonstrated her danger by repeatedly lying (sociopath behaviour, probably prone to violence and weed)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:02:51 PM No.212373756
>>212370856
You have to factor in the rotation of the Earth.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:03:19 PM No.212373768
>>212370856
fucking newfag summer
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:06:07 PM No.212373812
>>212370822 (OP)
God damn, I don't remember her looking this good
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:29:18 PM No.212374242
>>212370856
I think you made a mistake in your calculation somewhere, you should go through it again. Something doesn't line up.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:33:49 PM No.212374337
>>212372788
No, I used tinder a lot. Also, friend of a friend sort deals too. I don't want to pat myself on the back too much, but I was pretty good looking when my age started with 2 instead of 3.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:41:22 PM No.212374477
>>212370822 (OP)
>Ok.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:57:51 PM No.212374826
>>212370822 (OP)