Your response?

>>212375721 (OP)
no wonder am*ricans are so fucking fat

>>212375721 (OP)
just hold it down until the bag starts dripping

popcorn is subhuman "food"

>>212375721 (OP)
More butter = more lubricant

>>212375721 (OP)
What the fuck is "topping"? Americans will really push a button that serves then a vague substance without knowing wtf it is or what's in it?

>>212375721 (OP)
>Y- you mean the butter, right? And you mean on the popcorn, right?

just fuck my shit up, Robert

>>212375847
topping is what i'll do to your mom later tonight butthurt europoor faggot

>>212375737
>>212375832
>>212375847
>Europoops pretending that they have never eaten butter or popcorn in their entire life

>>212376005
Only fags use the word topping in a sexual context, retard.

>>212376005
Based and patriotpilled
>>212376394
Euroseething lol

*tops you heterosexually*

>>212376664
>Anyone who doesn't live in America must live in Europe
Americans really are retarded. Good job being a stereotype bud.

>>212376816
>third world understanding of international banter
that tracks

>>212375721 (OP)
I used to love going to the movie theater with my family. We'd all gather around the butter dispenser, and my dad would wink at me to give me the go-ahead to hold it down. Mum would hum the jeopardy tune and I'd hold the button giggling like a goof until she stopped. We'd all drink from the bottom of the bucket, and because I was youngest, I got first sips.

>>212376862
>Anyone who doesn't live in America or Europe must be a third worlder
Please stop you're just embarrassing yourself and making your countrymen look even more stupid

>>212375721 (OP)
5 b-big d-dawg
please

>>212375721 (OP)
OK so no banter no nothing: If I make popcorn, I decide how much butter I want before making it and add it to the maschine right away, so its evenly spread around everything and doesnt turn the poped corn into a mess. Isn't that the way to go?

>>212376961
Europe is third world.

>>212376316
it's not really a thing here

>>212376316
we don't put butter on popcorn

>>212375721 (OP)
Rangeban all burgers

don't your hands get all sticky and icky?

>>212375721 (OP)
>Pour one bottle of Flavacol in there, my good man.
>Sir, respectfully, the serving size is only 1 tsp
>One. Bottle.

>>212375721 (OP)
>not bringing a dipping cup and chopsticks

>>212376961
>Anyone who doesn't live in America or Europe must be a third worlder
Yes. Quite literally, by definition.

I haven’t had popcorn with the seeds in over 10
Years.

I like having a hotdog and soda with my popcorn.

>>212377045
Yes, most popcorn machines have some way of adding butter during the popping process. Even the movie theater popcorn is already buttered, the topping is just extra.

>>212378698
wtf is Flavacol?

>>212378778
its what makes popcorn taste good

>>212378688
Yes. It's an American tradition.

>>212375721 (OP)
>Your response?
slip him a Lincoln and say "hook me"

>>212378609
God, would be so nice, we’d finally be forced to start a new site, wipe the ESL slate. Non-Americans are all newfags that don’t know how much better it was before they showed up, euros have no idea that they were the protojeet. Don’t non-Americans already have their own site, that stupid shitty wojak spot, right?

>>212378773
>the topping is just extra.
Extra pointless.
Just makes the center ones soggy as shit and the bag mushy

>>212375721 (OP)
I remember eating so much popcorn at some dogshit movie that I legitimately had to stop and destroy a portapotty like 5 minutes from my house. It was an emergency.

>>212376316
They put salt in the popcorn at the kinoplex. Even then not many people eat popcorn.

>>212376316
That stuff isn’t butter, it’s a poisonous chemical soup. Butter is wholesome and nutritious. The chemical slop they put on your popcorn is a perverse inversion of butter, it’s like an upside down crucifix.

>Anon doesn't bring corn on the cob to the Kinoplex and doesn't peel them during the previews

>>212378881
that's not good

>>212379051
>butter is le wholesome

ketofats are worse than vegans

>>212378989
just start your own site none of us would go to a euro brit whatever the fuck site. problem solved

>>212375721 (OP)
>Liquid cholesterol and salt
Just one pump. Otherwise my heart or brain might explode.

>>212375804
kek this

>>212379099
It’s a superfood

>>212379080
it is

>>212375721 (OP)
YES

>>212379169
it is fat. there are no “superfoods” you’re just a fucking idiot

>>212379215
Butter literally helps us play.

Now fuck off and have another Diet Coke fatso

>>212379215
im pretty sure avocado and spinach are superfoods

>>212379269
I’m pretty sure you’re a retarded faggot

>>212379259
Oh look, it’s fat

>>212379259
>wow! for every 100kg of fat there's one vitamin d molecule!
go ahead, call anybody a fatso, you obese fuck

>>212379333
Checked and having a meltdown because skinny people eat full fat unprocessed food while you force yourself to eat margarine slop pilled

>>212375847
It's butter flavoured sneed oil

>>212379269
No you're just a faggot as another wise anon said

>>212379382
Sure thing fatty

>>212379397
I eat butter I just don’t make it a religion because I’m not retarded and gay like you

>>212379397
>butter isn’t processed

goddamn you’re dumb

>>212379438
Every major religion mentions butter in a positive light, some even use it in rituals and offerings to God. You’re upset because I said hydrogelated partially inverted sneed oil is like an upside down crucifix…. I may be able to guess your religion anon

>>212379562
>HURR DON'T YOU KNOW STEAK IS PROCESSED BECAUSE CLEANING AND CUTTING MEAT FROM A CARCASS IS CALLED PROCESSING DURRRRRR
You know exactly what people mean when they say "processed food," and churning cream into butter is not it, you disingenuous corporate cockslut.

>>212376316
we really don't

"Ayo! Pause!"

>>212379562
You don’t actually think stirring something for a long time makes it what a normal person considers “processed”. You’re being pedantic in order to try and sound intelligent which is a stereotypically reddit trait

>>212375847
it doesn't matter what it is, the point is that it's free, so not pushing it would be leaving money on the table, which would be verging on communism

>>212379592
>>212379623

define it then you faggot

crossfitters, vegans, roidtrannies, and ketocucks are the four horsemen of the fitness world

>>212379802
OBSESED

>>212379759
Processed food is everything you will ever eat in your life. They invented a new word for pedants like you “Ultra Processed”. I’ll apologise for saying processed, I meant ultra processed. I concede. I bow to your superior knowledge of the English language

>>212379865
hop off my dick

>>212379892
ok what’s ultra processed mean (protip: it’s just a marketing term)

>>212379920
You're also obsessed with gay sex. It tracks. /fit/ is pretty gay.

>>212379892
>did this require long exposure to industrial grade sulfuric acid in order to be digestible by the human body?
Is a good litmus test for if something is “processed” or not.

>>212379980
you are a skinnyfat indian

>>212379956
I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that your delicious “butter themed superslop” would fall under the definition of ultra processed

>>212375737
Americans are not fat. Just fat Americans are.

>>212380012
still waiting for the definition

>>212380002
At least I'm not a gay with shrinky balls.

>>212380049
Apparently once you put this stuff on popcorn, the popcorn itself is considered ultra processed

>>212380049
Keep waiting you lazy fat fuck.

Reminder that all of Hollywood was created for one reason: sell more corn products. Corn is part of the CONAGRA group and this is tied to the direct bank account of the US govt. CONAGRA stands for "With Agriculture" and it is part of a plan from 1957 to bring attention to one primary crop found all over the entirety of the US: corn. Corn is literally in everything made in America. As long as the kernels flow, the US CORNverment can continue to function. All of Hollywood, from the conspiracy surrounding who runs it, how much control they have, is made for one reason: THE CORN MUST FLOW. Jonathan Davis of the band KORN is the son of 2 US Agriculture (CORN) bio-engineers, who in turn are related to JEFFERSON DAVIS notable FARMER (CORN) dating back to the 1700s. Continue following the line and it all makes sense. Put the fucking glasses on and keep the fucking corn out of your mouth.

The popcorn hulls get wedged between my teeth and gums, it sucks.

Remember not to brush too hard, kids.

>>212380049
https://ecuphysicians.ecu.edu/wp-content/pv-uploads/sites/78/2021/07/NOVA-Classification-Reference-Sheet.pdf

Here you go, butter is in group 2 “processed culinary ingredients”. All the definitions you can shake your little stiffy at

>>212376394
>>212376806

>>212380049

>>212380339
thanks bro

>>212378698
>114% per serving

>>212381123
When I got put on pills for hypertension, I started looking at the sodium in shit. It's insane. If you eat only processed food, you'll be dead by sixty.

>>212375721 (OP)
How about fucking none and get some real fucking butter on it instead?

>>212380295
Lucky it never happened but on your throat, I legit thought it would give me an infection because that shit was lodged in there for a solid 5 days and my throat was unusable, it made me not want to eat popcorn ever again.

>>212378698
>salt
>artificial flavor
>synthetic colorants
What

That “butter” melted my tennis shoes when I worked at a movie theater as a teen

>>212378989
I ESL post u get trolled. Because it’s really trigger you low functioning autismo polcortex

>>212376316
We havent. But it looks tasty, must admit

As a proud Irish Ameripig, here in Ireland we get the staff to half fill the bag with popcorn then two pumps on that, then fill the rest of the bag with popcorn and five more pumps at least on that. I personally like enough pumps that the bag is leaking. And obviously it goes without saying that this is the largest size bag. Always go with the combo with full sugar coke.

>>212384308

Based American outpost enjoyer

>>212384308

>>212375721 (OP)
Looks tasty as fuck

>>212375721 (OP)
No thanks, I don't like putting mysterious chemicals on my food.

>>212383243
That’s the floor cleaners. Ciivies wouldn’t understand, or weekend warrior pop jockeys.

>>212375721 (OP)
so what happens when you finish the popcorn and your hand is all greasy? just wipe it on the seat in front of you?

>>212385744

lmao its not the 1970s anymore granpa, the old country is a generic globohomo shithole just like any other place. You'll find more muslims and ameripig evangelicals than catholics in ireland now. mr cromwells owners succeeded where he failed

please euro bros believe me its only maga types that like this swill on their popcorn. Reasonable americans know its bad

>>212387311
european here, grow a spine and stop being afraid of your identity

>>212387394
You know that shithole euro country you don't want to be associated with? Yeah, what you're saying is like "grow a spine and stop being afraid of being associated with that country. everything about it applies to you too since it's somewhere in europe"

>>212381397
Salt levels are nuts. Caffeine and sugar too. People chugging multiple sodas which are like 200kcal of just sugar. They think it's just stupid nerd stuff to pay attention to nutrition labels

>>212386169
It was "Genocide" when Ireland had a 3.0 TFR and millions of people leaving for a better life in North America
But today its a 1.5 TFR and thats the progressive world the commies fought for...

>>212376316
The fact that you people always think everyone is as degenerate as you never fails to make me laugh.

What kind of butter do you use?
I tried regular butter, but it's way too rich.

>>212375721 (OP)
Why don't amerilards put real butter on their popcorn? Are they poor? Seed oils are a poverty tier white trash thing where I live.

>>212387760
yea most people are cheap pricks
also margarine does spread better

>>212376316
they use mayo instead

>>212380020
the average mutt is overweight

>>212376316
That's not butter my nigga

Why would you want liquid on your popcorn? It's already salted and flavoured during the popping. Are these the sort of people who need to dip their fries in a chocolate sundae too?

>>212375721 (OP)
my GF chimes in "he seems to think two pumps is enough"

>>212389175
>hey guys im bad at fucking
great one, anon

>>212376316
if we have eaten this then you have heard if robbie williams

>>212375737
seething yuropoor
if yuropoor food didn't taste like rotten asshole you'd eat more too

Sorghum is a thousand times healthier but it's tiny, smokes like crazy, and 1/3rd of it doesn't pop
why can't science fags breed big fat sorghums?

Kettle corn style popcorn is tasty. Also the butter topping gives me heartburn but you gotta have at least 3 pumps big dawg

>>212375721 (OP)
>just straight oil
Uh, I'm good boss

>>212375721 (OP)

>>212390149
because retards have been brainwashed into thinking GMO foods are bad for some reason

I make my own popcorn at home, I eat nachos at the kinoplex.
Are nachos with cheese a thing in US kinos?

I also typically get beer instead of coke if it's a campy movie.

>>212390588
Good for this guy

>>212390823
>Are nachos with cheese a thing in US kinos?
Yes, or at least they used to be. Haven't been to a theater in about a decade.