Thread 212376158 - /tv/ [Archived: 805 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:45:51 PM No.212376158
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never forgive never forget
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:49:23 PM No.212376267
>>212376158 (OP)
All these people thought they were going to be big stars
>yeah mom, I made it! Iโ€™m going to be in Star Wars!!!
Kek
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:50:03 PM No.212376282
they didn't even bother blowing air on their hair when they're riding. their hair stays perfecting still through action sequences.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:50:45 PM No.212376299
I watched that one chase scene and I'm pretty sure it's an intentional parody, even down to details like there being a sudden fruit stand
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:51:19 PM No.212376326
>>212376158 (OP)
I forgot about it but i wont watch any star wars after revenge of the sith so i forgive trash for being trash
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:52:29 PM No.212376354
>>212376158 (OP)
>Disney slop is actually slop
who would have thought
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:54:47 PM No.212376427
>>212376282
its because they were clearly traveling at mobility scooter speeds
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:58:52 PM No.212376550
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faggots who hate star wars make bad star wars?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:00:44 PM No.212376599
>>212376550
tbf luke is lame. no one even cosplays as him.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:00:47 PM No.212376601
>>212376550
>Darth Vader fan art
????
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:00:49 PM No.212376603
>>212376550
Most of the industry is nepo babies looking to be Smart who have no pressure to succeed or make a desireable product. Their parents are just glad they aren't on H.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:02:52 PM No.212376662
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KINOOOO
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:03:50 PM No.212376683
>>212376662
how the fuck did he get lightsaber tech
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:04:18 PM No.212376690
>>212376662
good trick
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:07:21 PM No.212376758
It's fucking insane the extent that Disney goes out of their way to shit on MC content.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:07:52 PM No.212376771
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>>212376599
I did.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:09:11 PM No.212376804
>>212376662
>They just continued to fly at the death lazers instead of of move
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:09:11 PM No.212376805
>>212376158 (OP)
Wonder how much Jew cock and asshole that whore had her nose in to get the role lmao.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:10:35 PM No.212376835
>>212376267
I remember reading an article when TFA was made that said everyone in that movie was going to become a mega star due to being in that IP.

I hate how out of touch woman and minorities run things now and treat brands like religions. Their entire mindset with Star wars and Marvel is "these things have a long legacy so anything we make will automatically make money" when they forget it's quality products that made these things popular. For every Indiana Jones there is a Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:14:48 PM No.212376943
>>212376267
The girl Sophie Thatcher, has been in a lot of stuff
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:34:25 PM No.212377454
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>>212376158 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:38:26 PM No.212377567
it's crazy how sophie thatcher kind of had a mid-tier blowup and yet nobody even remembers she was in star wars lmao
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:39:51 PM No.212377602
>>212376158 (OP)
star wars fans should become extremists
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:40:51 PM No.212377628
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>>212377602
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:41:20 PM No.212377636
>>212376158 (OP)
>So Boba Fett is going to met this motorcycle gang and they'll end up helping him later
>the female casting director: I have just the right idea
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:43:31 PM No.212377685
>>212377628
I can hear the music from the 'sudden jihad' videos back in the day
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:46:14 PM No.212377751
>>212377685
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!! aaaaaallllaaahhh!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:54:08 PM No.212377934
>>212376662
I'll try spinning thats a good trick
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:54:27 PM No.212377941
>>212376771
that's because you're a loser
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:00:11 PM No.212378079
>>212376771
why did you cosplay as gaysha when you were a kid anon?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:06:46 PM No.212378251
>>212376771
What year is this?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:17:10 PM No.212378527
>>212377454
Is it possible to learn this power?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:20:10 PM No.212378595
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>>212376158 (OP)
She won. She is winning and is going to continue to win.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:21:03 PM No.212378621
>>212376683
Motherfucker Luthen can get 25.000 years old statues, millenium old kyber. sealed starpath units and plasma cords.

I would be surprised if he COULD NOT.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:25:15 PM No.212378750
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>>212376662
Now THIS is CHADracing.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:29:42 PM No.212378861
>>212376804
Move where? He's casting a full 360 arc by spinning and mainline TIES aren't exactly known for their maneuverability
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:31:09 PM No.212378900
>>212376158 (OP)
>>212377454
>buy a rotting franchise for $4 billion
>reinvigorate interest with a new trilogy of films
>completely fuck them up
>accidentally make a good show about a badass bounty hunter
>completely fuck it up again
It's purposeful isn't it?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:31:18 PM No.212378905
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>>212377685
>This video has been removed for violating Youtube's policy on hate speech.
Fucking gay website, I swear.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:32:26 PM No.212378934
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>>212378900
>>accidentally make a good show about a badass bounty hunter
When did they do that?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:32:48 PM No.212378943
>>212376158 (OP)
this truly was the prequels of the star wars streaming shows
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:33:55 PM No.212378977
>>212376550
I need verification of this image.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:34:38 PM No.212379001
>>212378943
>no politics in sight
>zero good coreography
>not even a good premise buried underneath faulty execution
There's nothing of the prequels to be found here.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:34:50 PM No.212379006
>>212376158 (OP)
Fuck niggers
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:35:10 PM No.212379018
>>212376771
fucking based looking childhood anon, fuck those other faggots
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:37:27 PM No.212379082
Forgive what? They are cool. I want a series.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:37:45 PM No.212379090
>>212376158 (OP)
>arid desert climate
>completely fair skin with little to no blemishes
I can forgive the bikes since custom vehicles are typically garage queens, but the pilots themselves are completely out of place.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:41:54 PM No.212379196
>>212377941
Based Anon, you just bullied a 7 year old!
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:45:46 PM No.212379305
>>212378900
>buy a rotting franchise for $4 billion
>reinvigorate interest with a new trilogy of films
>completely fuck them up
>It's purposeful isn't it?
We knew it was purposeful here. They signed on people that were extremely outspoken, loudly announcing their hatred of the fans of star wars. Not only that, but very proud of their ignorance of all things star wars. Star wars was for loser, incel, outcast, misogynist, stinky, fat males. But it was a super popular franchise. A golden goose always shitting out boatloads of money. So take it, kill off the old fanbase, replace it with a new fanbase composed entirely of all female, tranny, minorities, and it'll continue to shit billions of dollars right? Easy peasy. Too big to fail.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:46:30 PM No.212379332
>>212379196
np

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No4prF8tJ1o
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:47:05 PM No.212379343
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Remember what they took from you.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:49:05 PM No.212379399
>>212379090
you'll see plenty of what you crave as soon as you're finished self deporting. get out.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:50:02 PM No.212379428
>>212376835
John Boyega was from a rough-ish area of London, did some youth drama group, ended up in Attack the Block, he's a solid performer. seems to want fuck all to do with Disney/Star Wars.

Daisy Ridley has connections, she was set for life no matter what, played coy when she said SHE isn't privileged, she's just like John Boyega, really, tee-hee. new trilogy starring her, and/or she'd just get hired by some big studio.

not a race thing (and Boyega has been insane about this), it's a class/family thing. just how it works here in the UK. nobody is hiring Miranda Hart because of her writing chops or comedic talent.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:52:32 PM No.212379509
>>212377941
You're just brown, or a woman, or queer. All the same mentality really.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:52:40 PM No.212379517
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>>212379399
>you'll see plenty of what you crave as soon as you're finished self deporting. get out.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:52:44 PM No.212379519
>>212376835
>"these things have a long legacy so anything we make will automatically make money"

Pretty much.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:53:18 PM No.212379534
>>212378621
Did he get the tech from his cousin Glup Shitto?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:55:36 PM No.212379604
>>212379509
at least i don't dress up as the lamest star wars character
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:00:27 PM No.212379760
>>212376158 (OP)
What, you didn't like that Droids aesthetic?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:15:24 PM No.212380200
>>212379428
doesnt help that the nigger looks like a zesty monkey either
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:15:59 PM No.212380212
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JOKES ARE NOW REAL
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:21:26 PM No.212380374
>>212379604
>lamest
Well that's your brownoid opinion. I imagine you dressed up as one of the musicians from the bar scene. So weird and quirky.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:54:05 PM No.212381368
>>212376158 (OP)
Disney said that episode is the reason why they haven't made alita sequel
Lol
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:20:59 PM No.212382181
>>212376158 (OP)
I know someone who worked on the VFX for this show.

They donโ€™t work in the business anymoreโ€ฆ
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:21:57 PM No.212382220
>>212376158 (OP)
That isn't live action One Piece?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:34:49 PM No.212382639
>>212376267
>>212382181
are these not a dream gig, though?

>be voice actor
>get to voice The Simpsons
probably wouldn't be thinking "uh but it's the NEW Simpsons! the golden age died with series 8!"

pal i get to be on The Simpsons. an actor, looking for acting roles, gets to be in a Star Wars thing. wouldn't a visual effects guy want to do ANYTHING science fiction, instead of editing out camera reflections for some drama?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:37:41 PM No.212382733
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>>212376771
>This is anon today
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:38:19 PM No.212382751
>>212376550
As soon as I saw this a decade ago I knew Star Wars was over.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:51:07 PM No.212383148
>>212377567
Being in star wars has no prestige since Disney started pumping out slop at an exponential rate
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:04:49 PM No.212383644
>>212383148
everyone knows someone who randomly worked on Star Wars, or was in it, back in the day.
the Mon Mothma lady didn't even realise it was a 'big deal' 20+ years later, just some film she was in.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:21:43 PM No.212384142
>>212382733
ZAMN! Young masters look like THAT?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:23:35 PM No.212384189
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>>212382733
You gotta wonder where the mother is in all this.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:29:07 PM No.212384353
>>212382733
Yes yes very funny, but that kid is going to be rewarded by society for acting like a faggot. He's going to get views, he's probably going to get a gf. Being pale male and stale is NOT the meta, hasn't been for a while.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:34:54 PM No.212384529
>>212384353
based bait, I like how you put "he's gonna get views" as the main metric to aspire to
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:37:46 PM No.212384623
>>212384353
>acting like a faggot
>going to get a gf
????
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:38:31 PM No.212384646
>>212382733
Be honest. Would you?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:38:55 PM No.212384669
>>212376943
I'd put my dick in her stuff if you catch my drift
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:39:11 PM No.212384675
I feel a little better after seeimg Trejo get punched like a gay.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:40:57 PM No.212384725
>>212384646
I'm not into dads or men, but a hole is a hole, right?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:59:03 PM No.212385284
>>212384529
How far is that kid going to get by taking some bold boomer dad's advice? Unless he grows 2 feet taller in the next month then "being a man" isn't going to work out for him. It is much better odds to be some internet "faggot" like Finnster, that faggot is a millionaire.

>>212384623
Yeah. How many young women today identify as straight and not bi or gay? He will get one of those.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:04:20 PM No.212385445
>>212385284
>the ONLY way to be successful in life is to become a millionaire e-celeb
3/10, your bait is getting weaker since you're just doubling down on pretending to be a zoomer
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:06:05 PM No.212385504
>>212385445
Did you mean to quote someone else? Or can you just not read?

>pretending to be a zoomer
No I'm old. If you actually are a zoomer then you probably genuinely can't read.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:06:42 PM No.212385518
>>212378900
>accidentally make a good show
That's where you're wrong
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:07:17 PM No.212385535
>>212385504
>you just didn't read it right when I said the kid is gonna be successful in lfie because faggot e-celebs exist!!!
1/10 now, no more (you)s
Never double down on bait anon
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:07:30 PM No.212385540
>>212376158 (OP)
I'm okay with this, it was super cute. This show as all over the fucking place.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:09:11 PM No.212385593
>>212385445
>the ONLY way to be successful in life is to become a millionaire e-celeb
How else is the average zoomoid supposed to be successful? "Go to school" and "work hard"? LMAO
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:10:43 PM No.212385641
>>212376158 (OP)
I remember that show, it was calledThe Book on Fennec Shand, guest starring Mando and Baby Yoda. There's even an episode where Boba Fett doesn't appear at all

Still waiting for season 2 though. Cast younger actor as Fett, keep the helmet on, rely on flashbacks
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:48:43 PM No.212386672
>>212385593
yeah man, the only way you can be successful is to troon out. you're totally not from a tranny discord who tries to groom minors
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:50:43 PM No.212386712
>>212385641
no way, I want old fat Temuera Morrison forever