Excuse me, sir, but is your wife, girlfriend, and/or group of friends currently in the bathroom because I'm afraid this Kinoplex has a strict, "No Singles Policy." It's just for the safety of our other patrons, you understand...

You have to slip them a 10 bucks. cheaper than a burner ticket

>>212378879 (OP)
Robert, you've seen my girlfriend come here with me all the time. She just can't handle watching horror films. C'mon man, just let me slide this one time.

>>212378879 (OP)
I never thought you would betray me like this Robert.

>>212378879 (OP)
I'm the actor who plays Robert. AMA

>>212378879 (OP)
How do you see a movie solo? Any tips? I might need to do it to catch Sophie’s next film. I think I’ll go during the day for sure.

>>212379019
Without a pic + timestamp I won't believe you're actually him

>>212379019
N

>>212378879 (OP)
Robert please, just let me in. I'm going on a date on Saturday, I swear to god. No I haven't asked her yet, I'm asking her tomorrow, I swear to god. Should I ask her over text do you think? Is that an ick? Nevermind. I'll buy double the crabs legs if you let me in. I'm not trying to bribe you Robert, I'm going to eat them, I swear to god. Please, just let it slide, I'll buy two tickets. I need to see Jurassic World. I need to do something. I need something to talk about on my date on Saturday after I ask her and after she says yes. She will say yes. She's going to say yes. She smiled at me a week ago, I swear to god.

>>212379214
Have you even applied for your girlfriend license? Stop wasting Robert's time.

>>212378879 (OP)
>No Singles Policy

>>212379105
No admission for you

>>212379019
times you acted like robert?

>>212379345
more than a few. It's a black thing, you probably wouldn't understand

>>212379214
>She smiled at me a week ago, I swear to god.

>>212379368
respec big dawg

>>212379069
What do you mean tips? Just go ya dunce.