what was he thinking in this exact moment

>>212380046 (OP)
>IT WAS MY TURN!

>>212380046 (OP)
>B-but I.... I had the highground...

>>212380046 (OP)
>did I leave the oven on?
Hahaha

>glup shitto

>>212380046 (OP)
>darth zanzibart, forgive me...

oh n-

>>212380046 (OP)
>Dex's Diner..? like, a 1950’s style diner from America on planet Earth? and the owner of the establishment is a Dinosaur? Diner? Dinosaur? Jesus Chri-

Why did he Reveal Magic's Biggest Secrets? (Finally)

>>212380046 (OP)
>killing the coolest villain in the first episode lmao

OUCH!

>>212380046 (OP)
CORRRRR RIGHT IN THE INFINITY TORSO!

>>212380046 (OP)
>plot is moving so fast no one will notice my horns are glued on

>formely chuck's?
>oh...

>>212380046 (OP)
>YOWZA RIGHT IN THE DEATH STICK!

Im not half the man I used to be

>>212380400
SPOON MAN!!!!

>>212380046 (OP)
I was looking forward to the new Tool album... now I will never hear it.

>>212380400
What’s the lore reason for Maul standing there for a solid second doing nothing

>>212380046 (OP)
>I'll be back, Obi-wan!... WITH SPIDER LEGSSSSSS!!!!

>>212380873
the force stupefied him as obiwan was needed to fulfil the prophesies

>>212380873
There comes a point after the shipwreck when the sailor realizes his only option is to drown and he stops kicking.

>>212380873
Obi-wan just did something impossible. It's like if Obi-wan just turned off the sun. It's so shocking it paused him into inaction. Maul had the high ground. He had won. Then Obi-wan impossibly got the higher ground and now has the upper hand?!

>>212380046 (OP)
>that's it? that was all my dialogue in this movie? I'm gonna be... the next boba fett at least, right?

>>212380046 (OP)
>Guess it's time for me to split

he predicted his eventual fate and was beginning the force ritual to ensure both the upper and lower portions of his body survived.

>>212380046 (OP)

>I'll be back

>>212380873
Uninronically he got too cocky

>>212381183
Kino
I can hear this webm

>>212381098
He was to me :')
Wore my EP1 vhs the fuck out. Was him for halloween, facepaint was a pain in the ass the entire time. His lightsaber toy kinda sucked though because of how absolutely massive it was. The regular ones were just more kid friendly.

>>212380046 (OP)
Watch the RLM reviews

>>212381183
What's the strategic advantage of turning your back to your opponent?

Why was there a blood splatter when he got bisected? I used to think it was VHS goofing but it's intended

>not to worry we are still flying half a ship

>>212381823
George wanted to make it clear that he is dead.
Don't know why did he allow the shitty TCW retcon

>>212380046 (OP)
>Lucas.....you promised me 3 movies....

>>212381751
Giving him a false opening

>>212380046 (OP)
>pregnant Anne Frank is... best Anne Frank

>>212381751
Open a parry, bait then switch with your counter
My boy maul has been playing tekken

>>212381047
He's a force user. Doing a backflip over him and making his lightsaber fly into his hand isn't anywhere near impossible.

>>212380046 (OP)

Bjork is dating a ni******

>>212381847
>allow
Clueless nigger, he is the one who called it to begin with. It was his show, his idea, and he wanted to use him as the main villain in his sequels, and Clone Wars was a setup for that.

>>212382020
Obviously, it was.

>>212380046 (OP)
Was this the only time they showed blood in star wars?
Why didn't the lightsaber catering his wound?
Thinking about it, the alien in the canteen in a new hope was bloody too when his arm was cut off.
Was Luke's hand bloody? What about Anakin's limbs?
Did anyone kill or maim as many people as Obi-Wan?

>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>212382491
I think it's like the other guy said, it was added afterwards to make it more obvious what had just happened. I remember when I watched it I didn't really understand that he had been cut in half when you see the shot of him falling down the pit

>>212380046 (OP)

>>212380046 (OP)
OH N-

>>212382265
VICTORY!

>>212380215
>cantina, which was a saloon in the old west, used for iconic scene in Mos Eisley
>oh yes plaease goerge ur a genius
>50's diner
>LOL THATS SHIT BECOUSE BLINKETT TOLD ME SO

>>212380303
Well the original plan was that he’d come back for the sequel trilogy lucas had in mind.

>what species was I again? Oh yeah, a Zabr-ACK

>>212380046 (OP)
I remember in theaters my mom being stunned at how violent his death was and she told me it was his cape that fell off kek

>>212380046 (OP)
the fuck

>>212382287
>board insists lucas is some based genius the jews wanted gone
>board insists jews wanted to make luke a loser and leia a girlboss to destroy white culture
>lucas wanted to do both himself

>>212384499
Where does it say he wanted to make Luke a loser?

>>212380046 (OP)
>OH N-

>>212384328
that's because it's a frame from the bluray. In the original quality this was impossible to see

>>212384839
>in theaters this was impossible to see
I don't think so, anon.

>>212380046 (OP)
>THIS IS MADNESS!

>>212380400
Just fucking force push him into the pit you pompous fool
Bane would be ashamed of you
>>212381183
A damn shame Attack of the Clones and Revenge Of The Sith weren't shot on film even if it seemed necessary to go digital
A damn shame the stunt choreography was so shit half of the time even though it could have been just as good as here

>>212380046 (OP)
>My conviniently placed in the endless pit mind controlled spider legs, to me!

>>212385024
>A damn shame the stunt choreography was so shit half of the time even though it could have been just as good as here
Darth Maul was the choreographer and they cut him in half at the end of the first movie, anon.

>>212381783
wait what

>>212380046 (OP)
>I left the stove on

>>212385111
Pretty sure he made those out of trash

Is it blood or evil juice?

>>212380046 (OP)
How did he get to the Junk planet to make his spider legs?

>>212386271
The dark side

>>212386264
They're the same thing. The righteous don't bleed.

He should have smiled as he died because he palpatine told him that his death would be essential before fulfilling the prophecy. A smug final fuck you to obi wan for getting to be the one who flicks the dominoes of doom.

>>212380046 (OP)
Guess I shoulda seen this coming.
Can't be top dog forever...

>>212380873
His player was having a sip and missed the qte.

>>212386271

>>212380046 (OP)
>I didn't get to say goodbye to my brother.... Savage Oppress

>>212384041
>Mud-hut with a bar and music = Old West Saloon

retard

>h-he's fast!
>NANI!?

>>212381183
i've never watched maul's feet before in this scene. the footwork is absurd

>>212386484
It would’ve been cool if George had shown Maul falling through infinity while some numetal plays and then Maul whips out a snowboard and starts shredding through orbit until he reaches space where he crystallizes and we think he’s dead. fade to black. then we see a light glowing inside mauls stone body. it glows until the icy tomb can’t contain it any longer, exploding like a nebula Maul appears in Super Saiyan mode. He looks straight into camera.
“No..there is another Mary Sue.”
cut to credits

>>212381183
>and here we have ultra-rehearsed, perfectly choreographed lazer stick fighting. Completely devoid of soul.

>>212386702
I
WILL
BE
I WILL BE HEARD

>>212386271
Somehow Returning is a secret of the force considered by many to be... unnatural.

>>212382020
Is striking down an opponet with your readied weapon as they flippedy-do from below you, over your head, unarmed, impossible?

>>212386752
Gigabased

>>212380400
Why didn't he just throw his lightsaber like a javelin at Obi-wan? He could easily just call it back with the force and keep throwing it if he missed

>>212386724
You're a faggot zoomie.

>>212380046 (OP)
>oof... right in the midichlorians

>>212380873
Obi wan uses the force to stun him for a second.

>>212380046 (OP)
>Yep.... thats me.
>You're probably wondering how I got here

>>212380046 (OP)
>You may have killed me, but you're still an incel, Obi-Wan.

>>212380873
Similarly, why does Maul very intentionally kick Obi-Wan's saber down the shaft, to further disarm him, while seemingly forgetting that Qui-Gon's saber is still sitting there near his body...?

>>212382265
Best post

>>212380303
he was going to come back as mecha spider sith lord but then disney happened

>>212386651
Many saloons were literally called cantinas in the old west, retard. Many western movies depicted saloons with cantina written outside on a big sign, retard. Lucas was obviously inspired by westerns when he filmed the scenes on Tatooine, retard.

ouchie right in the maul-balls lol *dies*

>>212386724
Sorry buddy, us retarded contrarians have decided that the prequels are kino now. Get with the program or get the fuck out.

>>212381183
According to plinkcels this is lame but the fight between Ben and vader in new hope is cool

>>212387442
He did and that's still canon

>>212387367
He was just picking the legs off a cricket like a cat at that point.

Maul is the best star war character.

>>212387563
>OWIE-ZOWIE, RIGHT IN THE MAULS!

>>212380046 (OP)
>my dick...

>>212380046 (OP)
Ow

>I'll be back in Star Wars: Ranger Solo: A Star Wars Story, soon in your cinema.

>>212380873
He thought he had the high ground

>>212387518
no one's disputing what kind of establishment it was retard. it was a watering hole that happened to be called a cantina, but nothing about it resembled a specific period in real history. dex's diner is very obviously a '50s american diner

>>212387602
>According to plinkcels this is lame but the fight between Ben and vader in new hope is cool

it's not about "cool" and "lame", eternal manchild, it's about telling a human story.

>>212380046 (OP)
Why didnt they blend the seams between his head and the glue on horns?

>>212384499
Having Luke struggle rebuilding the Jedi order =/= him being a loser like in TLJ

>>212386271
I remember when this original concept was in a joke comic where the premise was pure retardation and then Filoni did it in pure seriousness
Weird wolf obsessed fuck

>>212388260
I’ll read a book if I want a good story nigger I go to the threatre for kino

>>212387572
now you're a samefaggot

>>212380046 (OP)
>so if Chuck was the previous owner, that means...

>>212380400
Where is this sourced from? Color temperature is ass.

>>212380046 (OP)
What race was he? or was it just face paint?

>>212380046 (OP)
>Oh no! How will I start the clone wars now?

>>212380873
Like Luke said to the Emperor in Episode 6, "Your overconfidence is your weakness." It's the achilles heel of all Sith.

>>212386271
Filoni Wars isn't canon. Maul died in Episode 1. Deal with it.

>>212386484
Even for 1980, this effect looks really tacky desu.

>>212390184
Zabrak (space Africans)

>>212388322
Because it's not the kind of thing you'd notice in the theater, and it was the 1990s, so most people still only had blurry 27" CRT televisions at home where you couldn't see details like that.

>>212390559
Wrong. See: >>212382287
Deal with it.

>>212390601
>(space Africans)
No, that would be the Korun (AKA Mace Windu's race). They hail from a violent jungle planet. Look it up.

>>212380046 (OP)
those horns are just awful

>>212382287
Thank God that didn't happen. We got a much more better story from Disney instead.

>>212382287
>Leia becoming the Supreme Chancellor in charge of everything
>the point of star wars wasn't that having all political power concentrated on one person was bad
>only that it was bad if that person wasn't a woman

>>212380046 (OP)
"Eh, no big deal. Some pandering writer will be along shortly to resurrect me for the drooling fanbois, who will go, "Whoa!", just like they WHOAAAA'd when they found out Boba Fett lived!

WHOOAA! Say it, drooling fanbois! WHOAAAAA!

>>212388220
And Mos Eisley cantina was obviously an wild west saloon.

>>212387442
The time for that to happen was Episode 2, not twenty+ years later after Disney happened.

.

>>212391827
that really didnt happen though, everyone thought it was retarded

>>212381736
How fucking brain dead are you people? You come to a board that's supposed to be discussing a thing and your only contribution is "watch these other people discuss the thing". What a joke.

>>212386271
Fell in a dumpster at the bottom of the pit, which was shipped off-world to the trash planet.

>>212380046 (OP)
I haven't shit in 3 days

>>212380873
nobody is giving you the correct answer, see due to budget and movie constraints they couldn't portray it but actually obi won used force stun and then filmmed and grabbed his lightsaber and it all happened at 800 gorrillion times the speed of light so maul didn't have a chance to react since his reaction speed is only 200 gorillino times the speed of light

>>212380046 (OP)
>Why did I get these stupid tattoos?

>>212380046 (OP)
>My brother Savage Opress, whom I have trained in the dark ways of the Sith despite being a padawan myself will avenge me

>>212380046 (OP)
>>I can't fuck no more

>>212380046 (OP)
I’M HALF THE MAN I USED TO BE—-ACK

>>212394783
It's a known prequel apologist false flag post, newfag

>>212382265
>>212384013
>>212387375