Thread 212380296 - /tv/ [Archived: 828 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:18:42 PM No.212380296
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This show could have been a 10/10 if not for all the gay rape scenes which are disgusting quite frankly. But I guess that's prison for ya.

Final score: 9/10 (despite the shitty last season)
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:20:52 PM No.212380358
>>212380296 (OP)
gay rape scenes makes it a 0/10 for me but you do you I guess
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:22:12 PM No.212380397
>>212380296 (OP)
>>212380358
imagine being so sensitive you canโ€™t handle seeing shit that happens in actual prisons while watching a prison show. kino show, you are pussies.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:22:29 PM No.212380412
nah, it never could've been 10/10, they even said they were making shit up as they went, for example the whole reason schibetta kept getting humiliated as a character was because the actor was chronically late to the set
I mean seriously you think a show with an "aging pills" episode and a skinhead biker with a clear star of david tattoo on his chest could've been 10/10? lmao
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:22:54 PM No.212380426
>>212380296 (OP)
>9/10
This show is full of too much nonsense to be given that rating. Aging pills barely scratch the surface of dumb writing in OZ. Only s1 was good
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:24:29 PM No.212380479
>>212380397
The amount of gay rape is exaggerated. OZ wasnโ€™t grounded in any sense of reality. 90% of the shit wouldnโ€™t even happen in a real prison
>political refugees being housed in a super we prison full of rapists and murderers
Lol
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:25:26 PM No.212380504
>>212380479
or when they threw bodie in with the adults, never would've happened, or keeping a woman in the men's prison in the same area as men
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:26:56 PM No.212380555
The first season was honestly a kino masterpiece especially with the prison riot

The series goes downhill after that when Beecher kills a guard with his fingernails like wolverine.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:29:30 PM No.212380648
>>212380397
imagine being gay and wanting to see gay shit.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:30:43 PM No.212380688
>>212380648
this retard would watch Queer as Folk and then be mad when they're all fags
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:31:49 PM No.212380721
Ryan Oโ€™Reilly is the biggest Gary Stu in fiction, the writing around him was retarded. He didnโ€™t even have a crew, his manipulation tactics if you call them that are baby tier
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:33:01 PM No.212380754
>>212380721
even worse was him getting his brother to murder the doctor's husband so she'd fall in love with him and SHE FUCKING DID
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:38:28 PM No.212380912
>>212380754
ok but that's actually an accurate portrayal of a woman though
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:42:27 PM No.212381040
There's like 3 gay rapes across 6 or 7 seasons.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:43:22 PM No.212381059
>>212380721
heโ€™s the funniest character in the show for that reason. just so clearly slimy and shitty and rarely being held accountable for it.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:19:07 PM No.212382111
>>212380296 (OP)
S1 was peak writing with the gun smuggled into the prison and connecting all the plotlines between the prison gangs, all the tension leading up to the riot in the end.
S2 is still watchable with the aftermath of the riot, after that the entire series falls apart without any overarching story in any of the later seasons.

>>212380479
Rape can still be sold somewhat realistic, as it actually happens and can be covered up without any visible harm.
What's really exaggarated is the looney toons level violence and murder. There's someone killed in almost every episode, a guy set on fire in his hospital bed, a chinese refugee killed with a nailgun, beecher folded into a swastika by the nazis, the priest walled in during the kitchen construction. Emerald city is supposed to be a shitlib social experiment, there's no way they would let it to go on with all the bodies piling up.

>>212380555
one of the lowest point in the series is when beecher is released on parole and his gay lover calls him from prison and asks him to take some fucking medicines to his sick momma and he's arrested again for drug trafficking (mind you, this guy is a lawyer)

>>212380754
O'reilly's brother is one of the worst retarded characters in tv history, simple jack tier writing
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:21:12 PM No.212382190
>no security cameras
>budget instead is used on dog training
>boxing tournament without weight classes
>governor relies on inmates to take out the warden
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:22:09 PM No.212382229
>>212381040
OP just misremembered because he kept rewinding to watch them over and over as he furiously and angrily masturbated while calling them fags.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:22:45 PM No.212382245
My nigga Querns did nothing wrong
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zAFGaatf_XU&pp=ygUMI3NjaGlsbGluZ2Vy
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:32:33 PM No.212382563
>>212380688
I don't watch fag media. I don't know how much more clear I can make that.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:34:56 PM No.212382642
>>212382563
this nigga suppressing some very gay feelings that come out when he witnesses fag shit
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:37:27 PM No.212382727
>>212382642
s-shut up
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:14:39 PM No.212383947
>>212382229
Even I misremembered, I can actually only recall 2 gay rapes and they were both Peter Schibetta getting his bussy rocked for trying to step up to people
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:18:18 PM No.212384037
>>212380296 (OP)
The whole show is an allegory for male rape
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:51:22 PM No.212385064
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>>212383947
he also got shit smeared on him in the looney bin and then adebisi came and gave him a hug. this was after he fucked him in the ass

also
>fun fact 1: that fucking hat really did stay on his shaved head without tape
>fun fact 2: adebisis actor loved randomly pulling his dick out of his pants on the set to show it to the crew as a practical joke
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:51:35 PM No.212385068
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>>212382111
>O'reilly's brother is one of the worst retarded characters in tv history, simple jack tier writing
FUCK. YOU. YOU. CUNT.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:55:16 PM No.212385189
I met the actor who plays the leader of the black gang. He showed me the scene where he's killed by Method Man. Really nice guy, but I doubt he's still alive
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:56:31 PM No.212385217
>>212385189
I meant the scene where HE kills Method Man
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:59:21 PM No.212385294
seconds before disaster
seconds before disaster
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why did he do it bros
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:00:51 PM No.212385336
Are American prisoners really given seeing eye training dogs that are allowed to live with them 24/7 in their cell?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:01:39 PM No.212385362
>>212382642
>>212382727
samefag
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:08:48 PM No.212385579
A 9/10 or 10/10 kino needs to be aware of its thesis and unless this one's thesis was to be a goofy cartoon show about a prison where 25% of the inmates and staff die spectacularly every year, they fucked it up somewhere.
THUGSTON: O'Rielly get the fuck out of here you tricky motherfucker.
O'RIELLY: I might be tricky, but at least I'm not going to be stabbed by Gomez.
THUGSTON: What do you mean?
O'RIELLY: Gomez is going to stab you.
THUGSTON: What the fuck!?
THUG runs outside and leaps on GOMEZ from the second floor railing. They both die.
O'RIELLY goes and gets some lunch.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:17:10 PM No.212385811
>>212381040
the rapes aren't nearly as unsettling as the consesual physical romance
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:18:40 PM No.212385853
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>>212385362
cope
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:20:24 PM No.212385904
>>212385853
so you have a little lapdog. not sure if that's better or worse.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:45:32 PM No.212386580
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>>212380296 (OP)
Oz is the kinoest of kino shows.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:50:03 PM No.212386697
>>212385294
Somebody had to teach Vern some manners.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:51:01 PM No.212386722
[astral projects at (You)]
[astral projects at (You)]
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>>212386580
based kino appreciator
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:52:56 PM No.212386758
After season 1 the producers were surprised to find that the show was super popular in the gay community and gays made up a significant amount of viewership numbers.

That's why the later seasons spent so much time on gay relationship drama like Stabler/Beecher and threw in gay sex everywhere
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:54:41 PM No.212386805
This show should be more popular than The Wire. The Wire is actually shit.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:55:36 PM No.212386823
Character tier list
1. Adebesi
2. Said
3. Oโ€™Riley
4. Beecher (season 1-3)
5. Vern
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:56:17 PM No.212386843
>>212386805
no
Oz is funny because of how retarded it is, The Wire is actually good
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:56:41 PM No.212386851
>>212386758
that's also just what happens in prison
realistically there should've been more crossdressing butt boys types than just "normal" prags like beecher who only got forced to dress like a chick once or twice
that whole thing is a cope for jailhouse retards to pretend they aren't fags and most of them force it on whoever they're fucking
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:57:12 PM No.212386868
>>212380296 (OP)
So is this a lhbtq aproved series?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:58:11 PM No.212386895
>>212386823
>Adebesi
Reminder that the actor who played Adebisi was a respected member of a neo-nazi skinhead gang in real life when he was young. They even made a movie about his life because it's so absurd
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:59:55 PM No.212386934
>>212386895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTxq1Gx3odQ
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:59:58 PM No.212386937
ok but how did the hat stay on?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:03:49 AM No.212387038
>>212380296 (OP)
Moses punching through the wall and strangling the dude through his own painting will always make this show 10/10
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:04:35 AM No.212387052
>>212387038
the proto surprise motherfucker
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:05:28 AM No.212387080
>>212381040
yeah this plus aging pills (as funny/awful as it was) is way, way overplayed by people who just burp up what they see on youtube essays
the chinese refugees and a guy getting an NBA tryout because of a 2v2 game on a closet-sized court is 10 times dumber
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:11:38 AM No.212387259
>Carver from the wire gets fired
>next day comes in, sneaks a gun and somehow gets close enough to the governor to shoot him
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:12:53 AM No.212387296
>>212385336
as long as they dont rape/eat/kill them
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:13:09 AM No.212387303
Oz is an authors wet fantasy self-insert. The MC is the creator.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:15:11 AM No.212387361
Edie Falco left the show like Poochie
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:16:20 AM No.212387405
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>>212386823
>no Chucky Pancamo
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:21:50 AM No.212387577
>>212386895
>>212386934
That is fucking crazy. I'm watchint that immediately
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:22:58 AM No.212387618
>>212380296 (OP)
Every time I think of rewatching this show I remember the aging pills
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:23:03 AM No.212387620
>>212386843
The Wire's last, three seasons are really bad(despite this, it's critically acclaimed).
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:24:27 AM No.212387667
>>212387618
the subplot that was only in one episode?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:24:31 AM No.212387669
>>212387405
My favorite chucky moment is when beecher tells him that schillinger kidnapped his child or whatever and he looks at him and gives a heartfelt "THAT SUCKS"
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:28:54 AM No.212387797
>>212380296 (OP)
>>212380426
>>212380426
This show was basically

>WE AINT LIKE REGULAR TELEVISION WE ARE SERIOUS!

and then the later seasons turned into the usual 90s TV writing slop. Remember the episode where they had to store all the asian immigrants in Oz randomly?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:29:05 AM No.212387801
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>>212387669
>"Yeah, we hear you're working in receiving and discharge now"
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:31:10 AM No.212387860
>>212387797
>>212380721
Remember when Ryan basically utterly crippled the entire Ayran Brotherhood in one episode after numerous seasons of them being a major threat with one anthrax bomb?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:32:54 AM No.212387907
>>212387361
She made the right call ditching it for The Sopranos.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:33:01 AM No.212387912
>>212387797
>and then the later seasons turned into the usual 90s TV writing slop.
thats when it gets REALLY kino
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:33:49 AM No.212387936
>>212387797
The show fucks me up since almost every inmate featured went on to play cops in the future its so funny they have the law and order alumni
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:47:02 AM No.212388372
oz
oz
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Rank 'em!
https://tiermaker.com/create/oz-prisoners-1485790
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:47:17 AM No.212388379
>>212380296 (OP)
I remember it being so miserable i just stopped watching it after a few seasons.
>>212380397
Imagine believing that prisons are a non stop gay sex orgy like they are in tv/film.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:50:08 AM No.212388456
I think the show lost its HBO status when the third time a gun was smuggled in somehow happened
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:56:43 AM No.212388670
>>212388379
You really don't think the VAST majority of rapes don't go unreported?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:57:53 AM No.212388714
>>212388372
All jokes and memes aside Eric Roberts was REALLY good in this, it's easy to forget the guy is actually a real actor.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:00:07 AM No.212388775
imma kill you motherfucker
imma kill you motherfucker
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>>212388372
>Busmalis
>not S
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:02:12 AM No.212388830
>>212388775
Too many weak points for S tier.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:08:39 AM No.212389031
>>212388775
he'd be S tier if he wasn't a massive simp
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:10:27 AM No.212389088
>>212388379
>Imagine believing that prisons are a non stop gay sex orgy like they are in tv/film.
you seriously think giant buildings filled almost entirely with black men don't have gay sex happening all the time?
that shit still happens on the outside when they have women as an option
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:19:41 AM No.212389391
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>>212388372
>this guy rated S
He was only dangerous if you turned around and allowed him to stab your neck with his retarded shank-glasses
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:21:11 AM No.212389438
>>212388372
The gay psycho guy was pretty cool, I always thought it was interesting they set themselves up for another season despite the show not being renewed, I wonder if it was a closer call that history suggests
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:25:18 AM No.212389593
>>212389391
>what kinda hairstyle you want senpai?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:35:08 AM No.212389920
>>212389391
>universally feared literal mass murderer
>not S
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:38:56 AM No.212390038
>>212389438
Season 7 would have moved to Showtime, no involvement from Tom Fontana. Method Man and some other rapper who guest starred would have been the showrunners. Tom was a good sport and left all 3 of the main characters alive (and incarcerated) at the end of Season 6. He also set some interesting storylines up, like you mentioned. Shame it didn't happen, but rumor has it several episodes were filmed. With lost media becoming such a meme these last couple of years I'm surprised nobody tried to look for them.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:41:03 AM No.212390112
>>212380296 (OP)
WHERE THE FUCK WERE THE CAMERAS!? 70% OF THE DRAMA WOULD HAVE BEEN RESOLVED WITH FUNCTIONING CAMERAS
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:42:13 AM No.212390158
>>212390038
>With lost media becoming such a meme these last couple of years I'm surprised nobody tried to look for them.
I actually don't find that super surprising.
OZ has completely escaped the "youtube video essay" slop mill, there's not even a mass of people who pretend to have seen it to seem more interesting like with most HBO shows. Despite being basically the first ever """prestige""" tv show, it's basically been forgotten.
I only ever watched it 20 years ago because I'm an autist and when I was a kid I spent every summer break torrenting every movie and tv show I'd ever heard of and I remember my dad mentioning OZ in passing when I was even younger.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:47:25 AM No.212390315
>>212380296 (OP)
This show pretty much convinced me that black men are all born inherently homosexual, which is why they're all such massive chimp-out engines that will never grow past being that way: the self-loathing is too high
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:49:33 AM No.212390379
>>212390158
You're right, it's pretty much a niche show.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:53:38 AM No.212390510
>>212390112
Sopranos also had no cameras
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:54:53 AM No.212390555
>>212390510
Sopranos took place before the advent of CCTV became common. Oz took place in a literal prison.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:05:06 AM No.212390829
>>212390112
yea oz is a giant harvest
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:37:51 AM No.212391825
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:45:54 AM No.212392091
>it's an Omar learns quantum physics to figure out how the universe will end episode
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:46:40 AM No.212392117
>>212380721
Hey anon, you see this other anon below? I heard he was talking shit about you, I mean, Its not really any of my business...but if it were me? I'd call him a fag or something...Anyway wants some tits? it's on the house

>>212380754
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:50:07 AM No.212392222
>>212382111
his brother really came through for me when he one shot that bruce lee guy after his 'now i admire cassius clay i do' and he put him in a coma.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:52:27 AM No.212392305
>>212392222
They're real brothers and I saw them both in a commercial together last year