Keira Knightley in King Arthur (2004)

>>212381878 (OP)
I approve

>>212381878 (OP)
Ironing board body

>>212381878 (OP)
I would not be king because I would refuse to pull out my sword.

teeth too white

>>212381878 (OP)
Lol what a fucking ugly bitch

>>212381878 (OP)

>>212381969
grim

>>212381878 (OP)
It and Troy were part of a weird movement to try and demythify myths. "This is how it really happened without all that magic, gods, and whatnot". Just comes across as flat and boring. Keira Knightley is a babe though.

>>212381878 (OP)
This is actually a good movie but critics and audiences alike HATE it because it pretended to be a historical account of king Arthur.

>>212381957
>brainlet confuses native Celtic Britons with Germanic Anglo Saxons

>again

>>212382030
>being this assblasted over a harmless meme
>again

>kind of a nepobaby but not an absurdly wealthy richfag one like taylor-joy or pugh and, more importantly, she was extremely fucking beautiful so deserved to be on screen
Unassailable.

>>212381995
>be roman soldier
>walking a long swamp
>suddenly a bunch of bald hooligan looking fuckers bob up to the surface of the swamp
>oi!
>then more heads start bobbing up and a cacophony of "oi"'s start ringing throughout the swamp

>>212381995
fake quote btw

>>212381878 (OP)
yup

>>212382089
Don't forget she was only 16 when she started filming the first pirates movie.

>>212382009
>>212382024
The duality of man

>>212382143
Yeah she grew into her looks very early on so was quite lucky

Would use her as the maternal line of Iceland.

>>212382009
I heard Bernard Cornwell has a whole Arthur trilogy that does exactly this. I like going more back to Arthur's roots where Britain is post-Roman and the Britons, Anglo-Saxons, etc. are the factions and wear more authentic armor but also you will have the odd dragon, Merlin actually is magic, etc.

Clive Owen was fucking ridiculous in this movie. The cast was actually great and he sticks out like a sore thumb.

>>212382119
Given what we know about bongs, is it really though?

>>212381878 (OP)
Keira is GOATed.

>>212382263
Yes its called the Warlord Trilogy. It's actually well regarded but I disliked it, it shits on everything way too much even in ways that Tennyson didn't, and he also uses it as a giant bitchfit about how he hates Christianity. I do wish we some day got a real post-Roman era King Arthur but with magic and creatures appropriate to the time.

>>212382266
>he sticks out like a sore thumb.
He phoned it in? If nothing else having Clive Owen, Gruffudd, and Knightley headline the movie is something I liked cause they're all a bunch of Welshfags by blood to varying degrees - less of a slap in the face than having King Arthur played by some who looks Anglo-Saxon as all fuck like Charlie Hunnam

>>212382024
No. There's some alright race stuff in there but it's also viciously anti-Catholic.

>>212382339
>I do wish we some day got a real post-Roman era King Arthur but with magic and creatures appropriate to the time.
Same, also although Arthur gets a terrible wound and has to go to Avalon I wouldn't want the end overly cynical. It would be if we operated on the Victorian era understanding of that period that all the Britons were pushed out physically of what is now England but we know that isn't the case now and stuff like the House of Wessex were founded and headed by Britons, so I'd end it on the note that for the Britons, the writing is on the wall in that the land will become Anglo-Saxon but they don't have to go quietly into the night and can become entwined in this new realm that's now forming

>>212382271
>Given what we know about bongs
That they invented the modern world?

>be me
>love Keira
>hate Anglos
Yup. Based.

>>212382009
Troy is a feminist drivel.

Keira Knightley in The Hole (2001)
https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlo60fps/comments/1fevruk/1080p60fps_subbed_the_hole_2001_keira_knightley/

>>212382490
>>love Keira
She's 1/4 Scottish and 1/4 Welsh (latter probably explains her darker looks) so there's your loophole

Keira was probably one of the last actually beautiful actresses before today

>>212381878 (OP)
She is 100% why I love flat chested girls.

2007 Keira Knightley in Atonement hnnnng
2025 is some downie with big tits

>>212382441
>invented the modern world
No, you're thinking of renaissance Italians.

I love those slim British women types with the small boobs. You know like Keira and Daisy Ridley and Emma Watson and Emily Blunt and Lena Headey and Ella Purnell. Is English Rose the term?

>>212382617
Eh it's fine, she's 40 and at least has had two children with a British man. Thinking of checking out that spy show she did recently later on tonight

tight and slim like a sapling

>>212382666
Would Keeley Hawes also be part of this group or are her boobs too big?

>>212382654
>14th century
I said modern.

>>212382716
To be fair she does have tits but that outfit is like a binder.

>>212382670
He's speaking of the state of actresses. Keira is doing okay. The show is half good and half shit. Problem is Whishaw and all the pooftery.

>>212382654
Jap research form put 40% of inventions/discoveries emanating from the UK, and 20% from the USA (which at it's height was an ethnically British dominated realm). Nonethless, everyone builds off of each other, so much is owed to the Italians and Greeks

Who's the zoomer version of Keira Knightley? Is it Ella Purnell?

>>212382741
Oh right, yes, sorry I'm dumb. Very true. Sweeney can get dicks hard but she is basically peak butterface. Pugh is fat and disgusting. Anya Taylor-Joy is an alien freak that Eggers, for whatever reason, decided would be his muse. She is also a lying sociopathic cunt

>>212382779
I don't think there's one. Maybe Anya but she's less pretty and has a better career.

>>212382779
I don't think she would be equivalent because Keira was huge in the 2000s and still prominent in the early 2010s. I had to look up who the fuck Purnell was because I didn't even know the name of the frog from Yellowjackets and Fallout off the top of my head

>>212382815
>She is also a lying sociopathic cunt
Where's this coming from?

>>212382119
It is slightly paraphrased and rearranged https://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/e/roman/texts/cassius_dio/77*.html

>>212382840
I wonder if James McAvoy ever had any unkind words to say about her in his head, as she is the living and breathing embodiment of his issues with modern acting shutting out the talented but non-rich

Was this her best role?

>>212382869
You're talking to a bitter virgin.

>>212382080
>shitskin gets called out and hides behind the text equivalent of "it's just a prank bro"

>>212381957
not enough jade

>>212382869
She comes from a very wealthy background and has told a ridiculous number of lies to paint herself as some oppressed gal that just pulled herself up by her bootstraps, like moving to the USA when she was 14 or 16 with her 'savings' (lol), pretending to be an American IRL, etc. Topped off with retard claims that she's doing so well period in life because she 'makes the smart choices' - never an acknowledgement of how uniquely lucky she was from birth. Jack Quaid may look and sound like a faggot but he at least can address openly his luck in life

reminder that any and all medposting is brownoid larp outside very specific banter scenarios

>>212382984
I've never seen any of those lies. My impression is she is well managed and mostly held in check not to blurt out libtarded nonsense nonstop.

>>212382949
absolutely seething

What about this Keira movie?

>>212383064
They only really crop up in interviews. Richfags/nepobabies get into the industry and have an advantage, that's natural frankly. It's simply lying after the fact or denying you had an advantage (Maya Hawke did this too). They really would get a lot less flack if they expressed humility by acknowledging how lucky they are but that they will try their best with the opportunities presented to them

>>212383106
ME OWN SON, A BLOODEH GROPER, A BLOODEH GROOMAH! OPREZZIN' VALID POWERFUL WYMIN...

>>212383195
Really she is in the wrong as he is younger than her.

>>212383032
cope mayo monkey

>>212381995
>Cassius Dio
>"There are two principal races of the Britons, the Caledonians and the Maeatae, and the names of the others have been merged in these two. The Maeatae live next to the cross-wall which cuts the island in half, and the Caledonians are beyond them. Both tribes inhabit wild and waterless mountains and desolate and swampy plains, and possess neither walls, cities, nor tilled fields, but live on their flocks, wild game, and certain fruits...They dwell in tents, naked and unshod, possess their women in common, and in common rear all the offspring. Their form of rule is democratic for the most part, and they are very fond of plundering; consequently they choose their boldest men as rulers....They can endure hunger and cold and any kind of hardship; for they plunge into the swamps and exist there for many days with only their heads above water, and in the forests they support themselves upon bark and roots, and for all emergencies they prepare a certain kind of food, the eating of a small portion of which, the size of a bean, prevents them from feeling either hunger or thirst" (LXXVII.12.1-4).

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>>212381957
Modern Britts vs ancient Britts

Okay. Doing the "not all modern actresses" now.

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>>212384139
Modern English people are primarily Anglo-Saxons who came from Germania. The quotes on the right refer to entirely different people than those on the left.

It's like applying a quote about the Cherokees to white Americans.

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>>212384735
Who else?

>>212384657
Nah the Italians infest the supervisor/front of house manager roles, hostesses, etc. and sometimes the chefs, and they are as annoying as fuck as a rule. The ugly as sin browns and Africans with either a poor grasp of English or accents so thick you struggle to understand them are usually the porters (very occassionally some ugly fat Slav or Balkans guy).

t. worked in fancy ass hotels as bartender in between college terms. Ask me whatever.

>>212385202
>Ask me whatever.
Fun jobs?

>>212385263
Eh, making drinks is nice. First one I worked at was okay, time at least flew buy. Second one was quiet and boring until it wasn't, and out of three bartenders they rarely had two of us work together at a time so you'd end up getting fucked with a shit ton of guests ordering and little backup. Third one was so dead as far as bars went that I ended up going to the back and helping whoever of my own accord most of the time. If you ever do a bar related thing I'd say go for the nightclubs with cocktail lounges. You will spend most of your time actually mixing drinks and because it's simply a bar/nightclub with no table service, you can make zero effort when it comes to 'customer service'