>we need you to shoot this guy for uhh McDonald's or something
Do Americans really?

>>212386079 (OP)
That's a relatively small mission for the average soldier, I'd say.

His methods became unsound

>>212386079 (OP)
End communism.

>>212386129
Are my burgers unsound?

>>212386180
>my hmong mercenaries did WHAT?!

>>212386079 (OP)
I find it hard to believe an army general would be drinking beer while on duty

>>212386760
lol

>>212386760
You've lived a very sheltered life

>>212386760
everyone drank in the 60s

>>212386760
It's called having rank

nowadays America doesn't go anywhere without mobile mcdonalds and burger kings which is based

>>212386079 (OP)
>Lieutenant G. Lucas, we need to kill Kurtz and end these wars before they reach the stars.
Really, Francis?

>This mission's a real whopper. Ordinarily you'd need a super sized combo of navy and air force to get up here, but you won't be going in a la carte.

>>212386760
>I find it hard to believe an army general would be drinking beer while on duty
He's not on "duty", he's having dinner.

>>212386079 (OP)
>Well you see Willard inside every mind there's a conflict, between gooning and not gooning, between tits and ass, and every man has his breaking point, Colonel Kurtz has simply reached his.

>>212386807
is this the thread?

>>212387128
>Eliminate the Colonel, with extreme prejudice. Shrimple in and out.

Imagine telling a PBR crew that they would have to sail into 80 miles up river into Cambodia, during vietnam war. They would mutiny.

>>212386180
I don't see any burgers at all

>>212386079 (OP)
For real, who could even invade America and win? All these wars are bullshit

Going to see this flick with my dad in the IMAX tomorrow.
It's the Final Cut, but still, comfy afternoon inbound.

>>212386079 (OP)
They do murder leaders in other countries but it's never "for mcdonalds", it's always for Israel.

If they kill the leader of an arab country, they can then install their own leader there who will destabilise the entire region, which Israel then benefits from.

>>212386906
>i believe what i saw on mad men
Fool.

>>212386760
have you seen the rest of the movie lol
people think they can get away with just looking at an image and replying to it

>>212388284
But we weren't in Cambodia.

>>212388348
For one, you don't do it the old school way with tanks, planes, and boots on the ground.

>>212386079 (OP)
>I wanted a meal, and for my sins they gave me one.

>>212388284
PBR boats always operated in pairs , MINIMUM

>>212386760
That lunch didn't happen

>>212386180
51 hamburgers?

Leighley

>>212386079 (OP)
>This mission does not nor will it ever exist
Oh...so I guess he doesn't have to do it then?

>>212387653

>>212388347
youre a bus boy, sent by door dash... to collect a burger.

>>212390128
i'm drinking right now

>>212390060
>Our mission... IS TO FUCKING PARTY!!! WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS BOAT THAILAND AND GET FUCKED RIPPED ON COCAINE AND PROSTITUTES

>>212390060
You don't cross the CIA. Look at what happened to that first guy they sent on this mission.

>>212386760
>I find it hard to believe an army general would be drinking beer while on duty

>>212386180
How did he get so fat in the middle of the jungle?

>>212390879
Flame broiled water buffalo

>>212390801

>>212389826
But what if you were in Cambodia this morning? How would that make you feel?

>>212387128
One of the most memorable bit actors I’ve seen in a film.
In real life, Jerry Ziesmer, he served as an Assistant or Second Unit Director on at least two or three dozen films most film enthusiasts have seen or at least heard of.

>>212388284
>Imagine telling a PBR crew that they would have to sail into 80 miles up river into Cambodia, during vietnam war. They would mutiny.
The PBR crew had been in the war long enough to understand what Willard was.
If they didn’t want to go up river, they would have had to jump overboard and try swim or walk back downstream.
Willard was also the commanding officer on the mission, and could just shoot the crew members if they tried to mutiny.
Willard also saved the one guy from the tiger.
The alternative was Kilgore, who hardly seemed like someone who wouldn’t get them shot.