Thread 212387550 - /tv/ [Archived: 901 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:21:12 AM No.212387550
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Why didn't he just turn back time and stop the nukes?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:22:53 AM No.212387614
>>212387550 (OP)
He just didn't care
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:35:56 AM No.212388022
Humanity didn’t deserve it
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:39:57 AM No.212388145
Why didnt he turn black people white?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:02:35 AM No.212388845
>>212387550 (OP)
Doctor New York City can't control time.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:05:23 AM No.212388929
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>>212387550 (OP)
Why don't you?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:14:56 AM No.212389244
>>212387614
but finally understanding that his slutty young BDP girlfriend was a rapebaby between a violent murderous asshole and a whore made him care again
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:31:13 AM No.212389803
>>212388145
Racists jokes wouldn't be as funny
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:32:40 AM No.212389846
>>212387550 (OP)
he gay
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:33:43 AM No.212389876
It changes nothing, humanity is doomed in every single outcome.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:35:51 AM No.212389942
9/11 pretty much proved that his plan of uniting the world behind a major disaster would only be temporary
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:38:28 AM No.212390021
>>212387550 (OP)
Not his problem.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:38:49 AM No.212390034
>>212387550 (OP)
they explain it to you in the fucking movie you gay faggot

>tachyon interference
>he also was beyond giving a shit
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:40:45 AM No.212390101
>>212388929
>have a god husband
>complies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrRcl70q1iw
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:41:29 AM No.212390129
>>212389942
"The World" didn't unite from 9/11. There was no UN in Afghanistan or Iraq, even though they were asked.

You non-American dicklets like to cry about the US's warmongering, yet washed your hands of the situation when it could have mattered and just let the USA do whatever
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:47:39 AM No.212390323
>>212390129
The UN is trash
It literally aligns with USA on whatever
Did you know Israel is UN member but not Palestine
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:09:45 AM No.212390957
>>212387550 (OP)
Wow does he have a penis?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:29:55 AM No.212391577
>>212387550 (OP)
>I grow tired of these humans and their problems
Come on. At this point he sawpeople as kids playing in a sandbox while he was doing adult shit.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:28:27 AM No.212393513
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Not being able to create another Manhattan is so funny. It's a 1 in a million event that just so happens to work out right the first time. No one else can reproduce it and the test subjects just die forever.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:29:58 AM No.212393554
>>212393513
You pretty much described life on earth. Unironically a one in a million event, to the point where we aren't aware of any exoplanets that are quite as hospitable to potential life as ours is.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:35:38 AM No.212393698
>>212393513
other test subjects just become sapient particles unable to do anything forever. It works for Manhattan because his dad constantly making him dissassemble and reassemble watches allows him to put himself together.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:37:32 AM No.212393750
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>>212393698
So there's no other clockmaking physicists? What about those that worked with their dad's on cars? What about doctors who know all about the human body? Surely Dr. M could spend a few years training someone?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:42:18 AM No.212393883
He was never shown to have the ability to turn back time or time travel.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:44:05 AM No.212393935
tachyons block his omni-vision.
he found it pretty comforting, and erasing the nukes would erase the tachyons, so he left everything as it was.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:29:41 AM No.212395172
*mogs superman*
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:30:49 AM No.212395201
>>212395172
>gets cucked by an obese nerd who can't even get an erection without being in his capeshitter outfit
he doesn't mog anyone
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:37:47 AM No.212396924
Because humans just, like, don't get it, man.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:42:39 AM No.212397051
>>212393750
They would almost certainly have to get lucky again meatgrinder style without Dr. Please Just Leave Me Alone :('s help.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:49:02 AM No.212397260
Nixon asked the Comedian and Dr. Manhattan to intervene in every conflict from Nam to Iranian Hostage. Reagan would've trivialized the plot by being too warm, and Bush's cold professionalism would keep heroes in check. I don't see how Watchmen works unless Adrian becomes a drug lord with Pablo Escobar, or work with Ollie North.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:50:06 AM No.212397300
blue penis
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:51:15 AM No.212397340
>>212387550 (OP)
But they did drop the nukes
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:53:33 AM No.212397406
>>212393935
Nah, John is a nuclear physicist. He sees Adrian's teen genius and boy wonder plots as juvenile pranks. The nuclear bomb to him is just letting a stink bomb rip thru NYC, or throwing water balloons. He knows it's not going to work, but Adrian will seethe if his prank is stopped.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:05:07 AM No.212397724
>>212397406
Except what Adrian did worked and Mr. Smarty Pants John had already given up in despair because he had no ideas to do anything.