This is going to be fucking awful

Hollywood is so devoid of ideas that they have to poach them from video games regularly now.

yes i say that about everything thats going to release for the past 15 years

>femshep protagaonist
>Miranda and Jacob's past relationship strongly hinted at or outright shown
>Jacob becomes main love interest to femshep
There, I predicted which Shep they're going to use and what romances we'll see

>THEY'RE RAPING HIMMMMM
>SQUEAL LIKE A PIG

>>212389154 (OP)
Pedro Pascal as Commander Shepard
Zendaya as Liara
Bella Ramsay as Wrex
Rachel Zegler as Tali
Isabela Merced as Ashley
Tom Holland as Kaiden

>>212389325
which crew member gets a complete solo episode that doesn’t move the plot forward at all but is still green lit despite only having a 7-9 episode long season?

>>212389348
>Bella Ramsay as Wrex
Kino

Considering Bezos is somewhat of a nerd, why doesn't he step in and get them to make decent shit?

>>212389348
BioWare hates BroShep like CDPR hates Male V.

>>212389154 (OP)

Wasn´t that Halo show the live action Mass Effect?

>>212389388
Maybe Kasumi (just so they can show her lusting after Jacob much like how she does in the game)

>>212389348
>>212389412
>Shepard...
>I'm going to be a dad?

>>212389445
I'm sure he's going to put a little pressure on it. He did with The Expanse. If it wasn't for him that show wouldn't get aired for as long as it did.

>>212389502
>>212389348
>>212389225
>>212389462

>>212389154 (OP)
No one gives a shit about Mass Effect anymore.

>>212389445
He's an antinerd fagslop enabler. Remember the twitter posts about his son telling him not to fuck up rings of power, which signaled his involvement in it

>>212389348
>Tom Holland
Might shoot myself if this happens

>>212389462
>CDPR hates Male V
Based

Sex with Turian men

>>212389154 (OP)
They may as well rewrite the story after they're done adapting Mss Effect I. Mass Effect 2's main story is pretty bad, and 3 suffers from trying to cram 2 games' worth of story into one game

Kek.

It's all over.

The industry is done.

If they cast a female Shepard then the show is legit dead on arrival

>>212390374
Especially when they will inevitable force Jacob to play a much bigger role and have him romance her. They investors will demand a WMBM relationship.

>>212390665
It's astounding that you can't stop fantasizing about BBC fanfic scenarios and you think it's ''conservative''

>>212390665
>Especially when they will inevitable force Jacob to play a much bigger role and have him romance her. They investors will demand a WMBM relationship.
Nah. Jacob canonically cheats on Female Shepard, if Shepard chooses to romance him for
https://youtu.be/IRGnWkWbWuI

>>212390788
The writers will fix that and make him loyal to her no matter what.

>>212389154 (OP)
The real question is who will play Shepard and who will play the reporter he punches

>>212390243
>plantigrade tali
>most of the girls have tits and asses way too large
>only on character models are pugh miranda and Samara
gtfo

>>212389154 (OP)
no shit.

>guaranteed femshep
>asari will all be black
it’s all so tiresome

>>212389462
Do you have any proof they hate male v

>>212391452
All promotional material surrounding the game excluding the first trailer is femV, including PL and some of Johnny's lines in PL don't make contextual sense with male V.

>>212390924
Tali is not digitigrade, her shins just curve. That's still a problem with the artwork but it's a different problem.

I don't understand the point of making multiple choices RPG's into movies and shows. Personally I think Bioware should just cease to exist.

>>212391568
Quarians are literally digitigrade, just like krogans and turians.

>>212391677
No they're not. This is not a joint, it doesn't bend.

>>212391874
>can literally see where the tendons attach to the joint
>hurf durf it's not a joint
Shut up, retard. Sorry for ruining your waifu, but she's fucking digitigrade.

>>212389154 (OP)
If they blackwash Miranda I'm going to be pissed.

>>212389225
now? it has been the backbone of streaming content since its inception. How many animes and video games has netflix done?

>>212392158
>How many animes and video games has netflix ruined
FTFY

>>212390243
Tali's feet and legs are wrong

>>212389544
>4channer
cringe newfaginess

>>212389325
>Jacob becomes main love interest to femshep
Well, that's just the most diabolical of them all.

>>212389473
thought it was just generic scifi retooled to be halo

>>212389225
They've been making video game movies since the 90s at least

>>212391928
It's literally not a joint. This is a fucking xbox 360 game and all of the humanoids use the same skeleton. It's why the other aliens are static.

>>212390808
>"Fix" Jacob from the games
>He's still the worst crewmate.

>>212390243
they are going to make jack black aren't they

>>212392888
>biowares shit animation capability means it's not a joint
Fuck bro, next you're gonna tell me that Shep is part owl. You can SEE the fucking tendons in the joint. You can see her 'heel' not touching the ground. She's digitigrade, just like krogans and turians. You're an imbecile.

>>212389154 (OP)
>cast a homo as shepard

>drops any interesting scifi worldbuilding or intergalactic species tension
>replaces it with sex every episode

>>212389154 (OP)
This is a Tali website

i can imagine it being as good as halo which is to say completely awful

>chuds don't play video games
>complain about it anyway
Mass Effect has always been gay
https://youtu.be/IEaS3V6c7Zw?t=385
We need Pedro Pascal getting crust busted in space

>>212393256
>ME3
>Pedro Pascal
At least try.

>>212393298
Yes Ivan we know you're raiding. Mass Effect has always been an inclusive franchise and you can't rewrite America's history online.

>>212389348
It will be a female shepard, don't kid yourself.

>>212392952
Do you see this? If you see what you're considering a knee bending please tell me when it happens

>>212393344
See, it doesn't work when I know what you're doing.

>>212393384
>Femshep or Pascal giving the lead to whatever female on the ship.
>...With Garrus and Wrex being absolute side characters in either.

>>212389154 (OP)
Just another shit among shit that I will never watch.

in the past people at least tried to be somewhat objective, Qunari for example are chuds and not portrayed negatively. everything they do now is just crazy and brings you out of the experience.

>>212393057
Based

>>212390243
didn't that cybord lady in the middle have a big cameltoe?

>>212392952
lol why are you so upset autismo

>>212389348
be real about the budget, pick two of those and fill the rest with cheap bong actors

>>212389154 (OP)
I can already see the overly dark, overly bright everything, ugly CGI panels and equipment effects, cheap, shitty sound effects, wretched dialogue and editing delivered by people who have no idea wtf the tone of good Mass Effect looks like, shitty, depressing ramshackle attempts at noir environments, the club dyke from the second game will be top billing, generally dyky versions of all the hotties. (perhaps even femshep, they certainly have the excuse, and they exercise every excuse, even when it's not a valid excuse) Obviously i could go on and would be correct about most of it.

>>212389348
this is your brain on youtube reactionary grifter propaganda

>>212389325
Girl, you know it's true. My inferior predictions farther down the thread have lost their punch.

>>212389325
Will femshep be black?

>>212389348
They WISH they could get Holland and Pascal for this, that would be awesome!

>>212389567
The meaning of nerd has changed. They're the nerds, and like all nerds, they are repulsed by things that are cool.

>>212392059
Prepare to be pissed on like that nigger from the Shield.

>>212389225
has nothing to do with being devoid of ideas and everything to do with them just not wanting to take the risk on something that isn't some sort of brand. if the script for the show was identical without mass effect being an established franchise it would never get greenlit.

>>212389154 (OP)
100% this is getting Wheel of Time'd

mass effect only works as a game.
the whole point is being interactive.

The move from comic book tv/films to video game tv/films is the death knell for the industry as a reasonably creative enterprise.

>>212395938
>the whole point is being interactive.

>>212389544
>t.ranny

>>212389325
But, the prize.

>>212390243
Didn't censor all the nipples. Pwned.

>>212396120
>hehehehe I posted to the starchild, so that means you only get four endings. Imagine that only four endings in a video game. Yikes. Anyway, I have to check Reddit real quick some evil right-wing Nazis said "all lives matter"and I need to hit them with some epic, nasty downvotes.
cringe.