Thread 212389371 - /tv/ [Archived: 704 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:19:04 AM No.212389371
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Erase one movie from history and fix the timeline.
For me, it's Ironman for starting extended universe cape slop
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:23:31 AM No.212389527
5th Element
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:25:19 AM No.212389594
>>212389371 (OP)
But without capeshit what Pedowood produces between 2008 and now?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:25:27 AM No.212389599
The Crow
Brandon Lee would still be alive for Brad Pitt to kick his ass like he beat up Bruce.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:27:34 AM No.212389667
>>212389371 (OP)
Capeshit cinematic universes would have happened anyway.
>>212389527
Fuck you.
>>212389594
If you can't even phrase a basic short sentence like that properly, you shouldn't post here.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:29:49 AM No.212389748
>>212389594
Good movies

Man what a retarded question, kill yourself esl
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:37:34 AM No.212389994
>>212389667
>If you can't even phrase a basic short sentence like that properly, you shouldn't post here.
But saar, me like movies long time, pls understand.

For real nigga how can Pedowood survive after the 2007 writers' strike without capeshit and Avatar? Nothing else worked in the last years except for Jurassic World and Hunger Games, which are basically capeshit too.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:42:40 AM No.212390165
>>212389527
Fuck you (with love from not samefag)
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:42:44 AM No.212390168
>>212389371 (OP)
The Story of the Kelly Gang
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:47:48 AM No.212390329
>>212389371 (OP)
Ironman wasn't at fault, and the second one didn't even do that well. What really set off capeshit was the success of Captain America: The First Avenger. If that movie flopped, Ironman would've been another Blade, F4, or Spider-Man.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:54:08 AM No.212390526
>>212390329
>the success of Captain America: The First Avenger
>$370.6M box office
>$140M+ budget
???
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:56:36 AM No.212390596
>>212390526
Outperformed Ironman 2, and that was a reasonable box office haul back then, unlike now.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:57:39 AM No.212390629
>>212389371 (OP)
The Dark Knight
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:57:43 AM No.212390630
Citizen Kane
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:57:44 AM No.212390631
>>212390329
Captain America did flop lol, and Iron man was a huge hit. Wtf are you smoking? Not to mention the MCU started with The Incredible Hulk actually, that's where Tony Stark first appears. You people don't know shit
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:00:46 AM No.212390727
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It's very simple. Star Wars. Everything shit today comes from it. Every annoying nerd would be gone.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:03:23 AM No.212390790
>>212390727
If Star Wars didn't happen, something else would have and people would complain about that instead. You can't win.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:57:54 AM No.212392502
the gladiator
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:11:03 AM No.212392958
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>>212389371 (OP)
>gains the power to rewrite history
>all he can think about is capeshit
looooooool seek help
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:11:59 AM No.212392989
Star Wars 7
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:12:31 AM No.212393006
>>212389371 (OP)
Iron Man.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:42:23 AM No.212393884
>>212390329
>>212390526
It was Avengers 1 retards, in fact before it the MCU movies didn't lean that heavily into comedy
Iron Man sort of did because of its main character, but Avengers made marvel quips common and universal
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:45:23 AM No.212393982
>>212389371 (OP)
Shrek or some other CGI animation which led to more of them. I hate most stuff honestly.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:46:09 AM No.212394001
>>212392502
With Brian Dennehy and that kid from 1992? Yeah, erase that boxing movie.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:46:39 AM No.212394013
>>212393982
You'd have to erase Toy Story then
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7/6/2025, 3:47:45 AM No.212394040
>>212390790
>If Star Wars didn't happen, something else would have
A world where Blade Runner is the big sci-fi thing sounds utopian to me
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:49:16 AM No.212394079
>>212389371 (OP)
Star Wars Episode VII or VIII. One stops the whole thing and the other stops its from going completely off the fucking rails.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:50:31 AM No.212394111
>>212389371 (OP)
How about
>Iron Man does come out with intent of a EU but itโ€™s universally panned and ruins any future attempt at capeshit EUs
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:13:03 AM No.212394763
>>212389371 (OP)
Ghostbusters 2016
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:19:45 AM No.212394935
>>212389527
>let's git rid of a kino movie that never had a slop sequel
What a faggot
>>212389371 (OP)
Ghostbusters 2016
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:20:46 AM No.212394960
>>212389371 (OP)
The Kim Kardashian sex tape
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:21:22 AM No.212394974
>>212389371 (OP)
Star Wars
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:53:56 AM No.212395789
>>212389599
>thinking a faggot actor could beat anyone up irl

never burn local, desus
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:21:00 AM No.212396495
ghostbustersanswerthecall_onesheet_1400x2100
ghostbustersanswerthecall_onesheet_1400x2100
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>>212389371 (OP)
I would honestly be ok with trump passing an executive order mandating every copy be destroyed.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:25:03 AM No.212396584
tap tap tap
tap tap tap
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>>212389371 (OP)
No Maverick, no Trump re-election, no WW3
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:25:20 AM No.212396589
>>212396495
What's the point of deleting flop shit like this. If this one wasn't made they would have just made something else with the same amount of smug hubris.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:36:15 AM No.212396885
>>212389371 (OP)
Eyes Wide Shut
I think Kubrick was killed because of it.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:41:04 AM No.212397011
>>212389371 (OP)
The Dark Knight was just as if not more responsible for the advent of nonstop capeshit. The reality is if it wasn't Ironman then it would've been something else or just Ironman later on that would have kicked it all off. If anything I hope that the audiences will soon get sick of it. But it's been going for the last 15 years so who knows.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:43:35 AM No.212397079
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adios teevee
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:45:25 AM No.212397150
>>212390727
based and new hollywood pilled
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:48:23 AM No.212397242
Raimi Spider-man 3. Could have made it to 5 or 6 with Toby if they just shelled out properly. 3 should have been all venom and they should have looked to the 90's cartoon for venom's casting
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:53:06 AM No.212397391
>>212389371 (OP)
I would erase justice league.

Fuck snyder sluts.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:08:06 AM No.212397792
>>212397391
Are you actually a bot or an indian getting paid or is there something real that you can tell me about the snyder movies that has caused the butthurt
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:17:23 AM No.212398012
>>212389371 (OP)
Parasite so Joker wins the Oscars. Just one Kino middlefinger to woketards before the pandemic
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:19:30 AM No.212398062
>>212390727
the movie you actually want to erase is Raiders
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7/6/2025, 6:19:41 AM No.212398067
>>212398012
>middlefinger to woketards
There is nothing "woke" about Parasite, especially when compared to Jonkler.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:25:05 AM No.212398205
>>212397792
Not all snyder movies suck.

Give me watchmen, 300, dawn of the dead, any day of the week. Hell i will take sucker punch once in a blue moon.

But the foaming at the mouth snyder fans need to dial it the fuck back. The snyder cut is not the end all be all that there ever was or will be of the entire history of cinema.

Its "OK." Its even "GOOD."
Its not, the greatest thing of all time.
Its not, the only thing to ever goon over.
Its not, the only movie ever needing to exist.

I don't hate the movies. I hate, the over-the-top, shovel it down your throat, fans.

Its perfectly fine to enjoy something that much.
Its not perfectly fine to be incredibly toxic towards everything that isnt zack snyder.

Its a bit much. Ya know.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:26:14 AM No.212398241
>>212389371 (OP)
Force Awakens and subsequently all the horrible Star Wars sequels.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:18:35 AM No.212399571
>>212398067
Reading comprehension: retard level
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Zoom Zoom
7/6/2025, 7:31:35 AM No.212399894
>>212399571
>Reading comprehension
Nigger, what are you even trying to say, you just vomited a bunch of shit about Parasite not existing to give Joker an Oscar win because of this somehow being a middle finger to "woketards".
I said that was retarded given I took you at your word, and if you were being ironic then it was decent bait I fell for.