Thread 212391086 - /tv/ [Archived: 769 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:13:49 AM No.212391086
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Why did Nute Gunray hire Dooku to hire the bounty Jango Fett to hire another bounty hunter, Zam Wesell?

Why did Zam Wesell then hire a droid to cut open the window to Padme's room, then release venomous millipedes to poison Padme, instead of just shooting Padme from the open window?

Why didn't the droid Zam hired just self destruct after releasing the millipedes

Why did Jango Fett watch the Jedi chase Zam Wesell, instead of just assassinating Padme while the Jedi were chasing her

Why did Zam try to kill the Jedi even though she was outnumbered and it wasn't in her contract? Why didn't she just shapeshift and try to run away?

Why did Jango decide to poison Zam with a dart, instead of launching a missile or an explosive device to kill everyone there?

If Jango needed to silence Zam, why did he use such an exotic weapon like a Kaminoan saberdart that could easily be traced to him, instead of just shooting her
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:18:01 AM No.212391215
>>212391086 (OP)
>Why didn't Sheev personally kick down the door to Padme's apartment and hack her to pieces with his lightsaber while yelling "For the darkside! Now my plans to take over the galaxy will become complete! Take this you dumb cunt!"
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:32:11 AM No.212391636
>>212391215
...why didn't he?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:33:33 AM No.212391678
>>212391215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hBZNsPnyg
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:35:08 AM No.212391729
because CGI car chase
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:37:43 AM No.212391818
>>212391086 (OP)
Why did Tony tell Bobby to tell Paulie to tell Patsy to tell the two tailors to kill the Shah of Iran?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:39:28 AM No.212391877
>>212391086 (OP)
>when a star wars movie is too deep for you
sad
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:40:02 AM No.212391899
>>212391086 (OP)
>>212391215
>LOL WHY DIDNT THEY JUST KILL EVERYONE IN PLAIN SITE
because the jedi would have found out and killed them in return?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:40:28 AM No.212391911
>>212391678
>savage oppress
Chat is this real
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:43:14 AM No.212392014
>>212391086 (OP)
>Why did Nute Gunray hire Dooku to hire the bounty Jango Fett to hire another bounty hunter, Zam Wesell?
Nute is a politician who handles big picture stuff so passed it down the line. Every further step puts another layer of safety for the conspiracy by separating its leaders from the assassination
>Why did Zam Wesell then hire a droid to cut open the window to Padme's room, then release venomous millipedes to poison Padme, instead of just shooting Padme from the open window?
Because shooting a politician and getting away would be far more difficult. Zam had no particular reason to believe this method would fail
>Why didn't the droid Zam hired just self destruct after releasing the millipedes
Any number of reasons, from practicality to preference, but following the droid was extremely difficult in any case so its likely the danger of it being traced was considered too small
>Why did Jango Fett watch the Jedi chase Zam Wesell, instead of just assassinating Padme while the Jedi were chasing her
He cares more about protecting himself than the job
>rest of these questions
I do not have what I consider a satisfactory answer
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:43:46 AM No.212392035
>>212391086 (OP)
The only thing that made no sense was zam targeting the droid obi wan was hanging off instead of obi wan himself.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:46:00 AM No.212392093
>>212391086 (OP)
Why didn’t Dooko kill Fett for outsourcing his assignment?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:46:00 AM No.212392094
>>212391636
Because Sheev was asleep
>>212391899
That's retarded, why have multiple layers of deniability in the most inefficient way when Sheev can do a drive by in a cloud car and use the force to toss her out of a window. Would have made for more interesting political commentary.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 2:47:41 AM No.212392145
They had a droid army at their disposal in a universe filled with sentient electronics. Would suicide toaster droid not make a good assassin?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:12:29 AM No.212393005
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How did a single far-flung planet nobody knew about have the resources to build an army and fleet strong enough to subjugate the entire galaxy?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:29:07 AM No.212393532
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>can make millions of useless roger roger droids
>can make a planet full of clones
>can make thousands of planet destroyers
>But cant make an army of these efficient killing machines because theyre too expensive
????
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:30:40 AM No.212393572
>>212391086 (OP)
real question is why didn't Palpatine just wait for Padthai to get pregnant so she died during child birth?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:31:18 AM No.212393595
>>212391086 (OP)
Idk I barely pay attention when watching these movies
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:31:40 AM No.212393602
>>212391086 (OP)
>Why did Zam Wesell then hire a droid to cut open the window to Padme's room, then release venomous millipedes to poison Padme, instead of just shooting Padme from the open window?

Because using a poisonous animal snuck into someone's bedroom as the murder weapon is an old cowboy movie and James Bond trope
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:32:19 AM No.212393617
>>212392094
Sheev would never sleep, that's how Plagueis got got
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:34:00 AM No.212393659
>>212393005
Maybe that planet was the size of Jupiter and the average planet is the size of Earth
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:35:11 AM No.212393687
>>212391086 (OP)
The whole point of the operation was to lead Obi-wan to discover the clone army, and to do so in a way that he'd think he'd found it on his own.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:40:56 AM No.212393848
>>212391086 (OP)
Because stylistically it's meant to be that way, you can't undo that but you can diminish the effects
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:45:11 AM No.212393973
>>212393005
socioeconomic factors
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:46:30 AM No.212394011
>>212391086 (OP)
It was all a ploy to get Kenobi to Kamino
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:47:21 AM No.212394030
>>212393848
its a funnier plot device than we've ever had before
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:47:46 AM No.212394041
>>212393532
The IG series is based on Magna Guards you know the couple droids Grevious has they arent hard to make just expensive
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:51:34 AM No.212394151
>>212393532
The IG series were the cream of the crop and they were based on the better CIS droids. B1 battle Droids were shit but 50 of them could kill one jedi for pennies on the dollar
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:51:35 AM No.212394152
>>212391086 (OP)
A. because even by Return of the Jedi, there was no one left to tell George he was being a retard, everyone was just a yes man
B. wasn't the whole point to intentionally start a war? Like wasn't getting caught literally part of the plan so Obiwan would find the clones?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:52:24 AM No.212394175
>>212394041
Why do they cost trillions and cant be mass produced like the roger rogers?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:52:35 AM No.212394187
>>212393532
Thats IG 11 not 88 and 88 does more crazy shit than the others.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:55:28 AM No.212394274
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>>212394175
The B1 Battle Droids were weak but cheap to make but had bad CPUs thats it. They were simply good enough to deploy on mass but due to their constraints they lacked.

The CIS had better droids smarter, faster, deadlier but were expensive to produce. BX commando droids and magna guards were the best they had. However, the IG series were straight up assassin droids mostly one offs made to kill and had power processors for the job
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:57:43 AM No.212394347
>>212394274
Why did nobody just make millions of them as theyre infinitely more effective than roger rogers and clones?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:58:30 AM No.212394370
>>212394347
stop bot scrapping faggot you are dumber than a B1
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:02:12 AM No.212394470
>>212394370
????
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:07:32 AM No.212394612
>>212391086 (OP)
Will of the force. Next.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:07:44 AM No.212394622
>>212394347
Why dont the military just make every soldier elite special forces black ops? Why bother with regular soldiers?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:13:58 AM No.212394789
>>212391086 (OP)
>Why didn't Zam shoot Obi-Wan instead of the droid carrying him to her?
How did you miss this?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:15:56 AM No.212394836
>>212394622
Resources. But resources arent an issue in the Star Wars universe when they infinite resources.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:18:54 AM No.212394911
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>>212391086 (OP)

Layers of redundancy.

Basically, Nute Gurney and Dooku don't want to be publicly seen as being the ones responsible for Padme's murder so they contracted the job out to Jango Fett. Fett didn't want to risk going up against two Jedi after the first attempt failed so he sub-contracted the hit out to Zam Wesell, presumably in exchange for splitting the bounty.

>Why did Zam Wesell then hire a droid to cut open the window to Padme's room, then release venomous millipedes to poison Padme, instead of just shooting Padme from the open window?

Padme was in a bedroom with curtains drawn

>Why didn't the droid Zam hired just self destruct after releasing the millipedes

An explosion was counter to why she was trying to pull off (killing Padme in her sleep, quietly).

>Why did Jango Fett watch the Jedi chase Zam Wesell, instead of just assassinating Padme while the Jedi were chasing her

Padme had a contingent of Naboo royal guards assigned to her and they went to full alert.

>Why did Zam try to kill the Jedi even though she was outnumbered and it wasn't in her contract? Why didn't she just shapeshift and try to run away?

Panic and general retardation.

>Why did Jango decide to poison Zam with a dart, instead of launching a missile or an explosive device to kill everyone there?
>If Jango needed to silence Zam, why did he use such an exotic weapon like a Kaminoan saberdart that could easily be traced to him, instead of just shooting her

He needed to act fast and that was probably the only thing he had on him that would do the job.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:27:01 AM No.212395110
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Why did Nute Gunray hire Dooku to hire the bounty Jango Fett to hire another bounty hunter, Zam Wesell?
>web of conspiracy dooku was actually just doing a favor to gunray for joining cis

Why did Zam Wesell then hire a droid to cut open the window to Padme's room, then release venomous millipedes to poison Padme, instead of just shooting Padme from the open window?
>probably wasn't visible or security would've been tipped off

Why didn't the droid Zam hired just self destruct after releasing the millipedes
>pieces are recoverable and traceable

Why did Jango Fett watch the Jedi chase Zam Wesell, instead of just assassinating Padme while the Jedi were chasing her
>security forces/safe room

Why did Zam try to kill the Jedi even though she was outnumbered and it wasn't in her contract? Why didn't she just shapeshift and try to run away?
>no wardrobe to change into

Why did Jango decide to poison Zam with a dart, instead of launching a missile or an explosive device to kill everyone there?
>cleaner for getaway

If Jango needed to silence Zam, why did he use such an exotic weapon like a Kaminoan saberdart that could easily be traced to him, instead of just shooting her
>kamino is not on any maps, obi wan hit a lick with dex