>turn off the Svengoolie and come to bed, honey

>>212397251 (OP)
Nah, unless we're fucking then okay

>>212397251 (OP)
Its been years since i fucked my wife. It sucks

mhmm... booba...

>>212397479
If there's no kids then just leave and get the fuck out of there.

>>212397479
She's waiting for you to make the first move, anon.

>>212397251 (OP)
I wish wifejak was real

>>212397479
it's been a few weeks since i fucked your wife I know how you feel man

>>212397251 (OP)
I'M WATCHING A SHOT IN THE DARK (1963)
FUCK OFF LOVER

>>212397251 (OP)
give it to me straight bros
is wifejak satanic or based?

>>212397582
She had covid, then vertigo, then hemmroids, then broke her back. We havent had a good year since early 2020.

i want to die

>>212397479
Any BJs?

>>212397904
are you throwing her down the stairs or something dude leave your wife alone

>>212397479
What really? I just fucked her she seemed into it...

>>212397479
She might be cheating on you. Either way get your balls back bro.

>>212397868
They'll usually oscillate between the two every 10-20 seconds.

>>212397950
Nope just unlucky i guess. She hasnt slept a full night in months. Shes 34 and used to bike centuries and run half marathons.

what if he was
sven-moolie instead

ay that rubber chicken you throwin at me better be fried! anyhow, onto yo featchud presuntashyun, swamp thang!

>>212397940
Less than five since 2022

>>212398017
Is she fat? Maybe losing some weight could help solve all your problems

>>212397479
get into shape soi man

>>212397479
unless you're like 68 you need to have serious conversation about that with your wife or just leave

>>212397479
shes licking my fucking asshole dude, my shit encrusted hemmroided hairy asshole she's rimmin me brother day n nite i cant get the bitch off my asshole she's a dog

>>212398043
Nope around 160lbs but hasnt exercised since april. She got 4000 steps yesterday, a big deal, but like i said she was running back in march. Wanted a garden, threw out her back. Doctors say 6-8 weeks to heal, its been 12. No improvement.

>>212397251 (OP)
Fuck off cunt

>>212398051
She broke her back like i said here. >>212398088

Im 35. We were looking into having kids.

>>212398088
>Nope around 160lbs

>sorry babe, but i already promised daughterjak we'd hang out after svengoolie

>>212398088
And what’s stopping you from giving her head?

>>212398117
She is skinny, emaciated and deteriorating. She cant even eat spaghetti sauce cause the heartburn. No chocolate or fries or pizza. Shes wasting away n the couch right now. She wants to do anything but cant stand/sit.

>>212398158
Her broken back. She can barely move, she hasnt been pain free for 5 min in 3 months. Driving her to the doctor is a huge hassle, she can barely sit in the wheelchair.

>>212398088
>>212398169
You need to pray and take her to church for healing. Unironically sounds like she/you both are cursed

>>212398199
Sorry bro

>>212397251 (OP)
fatter

>>212397479
take mine, she won't stop pestering me for sex (she got fat and I am no longer attracted to her)

>>212398214
It feels that way but yeah i am a confirmed catholic and the church is down the street. She can barely walk laps in the driveway tho and driving to anything but physical therapy or the hospital is out of the question due to pain.

>>212398304

Sorry you are going through this, anon. I will be praying for you and your wife

>oh no babe, daughterjak just woke up and wants me to come put her to sleep now. you just go to bed and we'll watch something tomorrow
>meanwhile in daughterjaks room

>>212397479
>Its been years since i fucked my wife. It sucks
How do you think she feels going months without getting fucked?

>>212398334
God is testing us. we will pass through it.

>>212398199
That’s rough buddy. Give her a forehead kiss instead and tell her you love her.

>>212398400
Least of her worries

>>212398400
Probably the same faggot

>>212398419
Like Major Toms wife, she knows. But im drinking a shit ton whenever she catches some rest. I just got a raise, bonus, and promotion. I paid off my college loans. It doesnt matter. Nothing matters except you and your loved ones' health.

>>212398529
Stop drinking anon.

>>212398569
That was the plan this year. Good news is i havent touched a beer in 6 months.

>>212397251 (OP)
MURDOCH-CHAN?

>>212398059
how does this even go? does she rip your shirt off and through you on the bed? i've never been with a woman assertive enough to suck my dick spontaneously let alone that

>>212398617
Buddy if you're in a legal state I recommend just switching to weed, at least you can be productive on it. 6 whiskeys but no beer isn't an improvement.

>>212398807
Agreed with a few qualifications. I got weed, been smoking since 2009. Its legal. She refuses to take even topicals or cbd, the sode effects are horrible. i get high daily. She doesnt like me getting high because it hurts her, trouble breathing, high blood pressure. I still get high, its easier to just sip whiskey and watch tv with her while she complains about the pain til she passes out from benzos.

>>212397868
she isn’t svenpilled

>>212398401
nta but good luck.

>>212399534
Thanks brother, i mean it

>>212399574
Your attitude is admirable. You're doing good work. Continue being the observer.

>>212397904
I assume the hemmerhoids are not an issue but if they are I'll look up the ointment I use. The Doctor "something that sounds like an anus I forget" one wasn't very effective but the zinc infused one is great.

>>212399649
Those got better by april and she was so excited to feel better she started planting a garden and herniated her l5 spinal cord. She was so excited to start running and biking this summer. Doctors said 2 months til she would be pain free and a year til shes healed. Shes still in 7/10 pain on average alternating between ice and heating pads on one of those eggshell foam mats on the couch. I built her a flower box outside the window she lies next to so she has something to look at. But yeah she hasnt felt good in years, this was supposed to be her recovery summer and its a huge setback for us.

>>212398304
God is telling you to have sex with that cute girl who always sits in the pew front of you.

>>212399793
you should really get her to consider some form of marijuana (dry herb vape or edibles). i used benzos and opioid pills all the way up to hydromorphone recreationally for half a decade and they are far more destructive and addictive than marijuana. it was the hardest, most miserable part of my life getting off those. don't let your wife die of a valium overdose.
god is with you, share your burden with others and let him touch you and your wife through them.

>>212400140
Amen, like i said any weed she reacts to badly and she only wants to be taking what shes perscribed right now. Alternating gabapentin and flexerol and prilosec for heartburn, tylenol up to the daily amount.

>>212397904
Cursed bloodline?

that feels

>>212398103
creepy guy

>>212400541
Nope, shit couple years.

>>212399574
ryan go to bed you fucking schizo

>>212397479
PLEASE, SIR, MAY I FUCK MY WIFE?!?

>>212398304
Good luck anon.