>join a Shaolin temple
>workout and kick ass for 10 years straight
>Conceal your power level
>Watch the ring VHS
>Kick her ass
Why wouldn't this work?

>>212399461 (OP)
Or you could just listen to teaching of Descartes.

Imagine losing to a girl even without that batman origins training arc lmao

>>212399517
Kek this
>guise i need to waste 10 years of my life to beat up a preteen girl

she has supernatural powers

I would put her in the fucking ground

yeah she's actually pretty weak. i saw a video where she crawled out of a tv and immediately got knotted by somebody's dog

>>212399461 (OP)
Why not just wife her?

>>212399612
This.
She's capable of making you drown whenever she wants

>>212400095
Ive been training for this all my life. Im accustomed to oxygen deprevation due to my whippets training. The nitrous oxide displaces the oxygen in your blood stream. She might not be dead before I pass out, but shes definitely raped.

>>212400095
Heh, I only need 2 minutes at full power...

>>212399461 (OP)
She has opened all her meridians and compressed her golden core repeatedly.
Junior, you have eyes but cannot see Mt Tai if you think your mediocre performance can defeat this elder.

>>212400854
So if boxer rebelion is any indication, I need a gun?

>>212401263
material weapons will not harm her. More cultivation is required

>>212401263
Her quingong techniques will just allow her to dodge the bullets, even if they could harm her at all (doubtful). You’ll need a proper killing intent to even stand a chance

>don't watch the VHS since nobody even owns one in this day and age
Why wouldn't this work?