WATER WORLD

he drinks peepee lol

>>212402869 (OP)
kevin costner is a terrible actor (robin hood) and terrible director (waterworld)

I like it. Good fun movie.

>>212402962
He was good in Dances with Wolves.

>>212402962
He's kino in his baseball movies though

>"DRY.... LAND....."

>>212402962
His best work is in The Big Chill.

>>212402869 (OP)
Postman is kino as well

>>212402947
yeah,but it's little girl peepee

kino

>>212402869 (OP)
Bumps are free in Waterworld.

>>212403068
>He's not even a real postman
Biggest rugpull of the 20th century

>>212403068
It's the best post-apocalyptic movie ever made.

>>212402869 (OP)
>WALDUH WURLD

>>212402869 (OP)
>from the producers of WATER WORLD..
>water is life..
>water is love..
>water is GONE..
>EARTHWORLD!
>What would YOU do when all the water of the plane vanishes

>>212405833
You would die next week.

>>212402869 (OP)
Ice caps melt.
Sharks mutate.
???????????

>>212402869 (OP)
bump

>>212405833
A more realistic plot would be that there is water but most of it is contaminated by pollution and most if not all isn't safe to drink in large amounts
Pollution in water is a real problem unlike climate change (or whatever they call it in current year) tho so I'm not sure if Hollywood jews would green light it because there's big money in ripping off taxpayers for shitty chicom solar panels and giant dumb as fuck wind turbines instead of actual power plants

putting a lot of water in your movie = instant Kino.
so Water World is much more kino than the average movie.

>>212405833
>human is fish
>Islam is water
>come to water and be relax

>>212407946
Then why do Avatar 1 and especially 2 suck?

Terrible movie but it’s kino

>>212407985
Mammal left water, then went back, then left again because water sucks

>>212403083
she's all grown up now

>>212409677
Why would nature do this to us..

I still don't get why he wanted to trade for the girl, she'd clearly be a terrible jig trimmer

still waiting for the sequels. earth world, fire world and air world

>>212410173
World World is gonna be hype

>>212410200
The Fifth Element is Love World

>>212410229
it's prequel

women would be lining up to fuck him to create mutant babies that can breathe in this retarded world where 99% of it is water

>>212402869 (OP)
this movies only real flaw was the ugly child

>>212402869 (OP)
Better than the Postman, not that the bar is very high.

>>212410417
I think if he hadn't been such an outcast introvert, he could have explained that case better and convinced many of them of the benefits. They were dying and their lives would be exponentially better with some fish people in the town

>>212410583
Postman is way more comfy and campy. Plus vigorously shows off Costner's cuck fetish

Apparently one of the worst movies of all times but I really liked it.

>>212410968
does it?

>>212410173
>fire world
check out Firestorm with Howie Long

>>212411027
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Postman_(film)
>The Postman is approached by Abby, a lovely and charming young townswoman. She introduces herself and her husband Michael to the Postman, and she requests he have sex with her to conceive a long-awaited child for the couple, since Michael is sterile and unable to. Though hesitant at first, the Postman eventually agrees to when Abby visits him later that night, seducing him by undressing in front of him. The following morning, after his tryst with Abby, the Postman leaves

Any movie that opens with Kevin Costner drinking his own piss is good in my book.

>>212410977
>Apparently one of the worst movies of all times
Not at all. It's one of those movies where people memed it's "terribleness" way out of proportion. One critic said they didn't like it, then people who didn't watch it took that opinion and said it was bad, then many other non-watchers latched on and said it was horrendous because others told them so and they read it in articles. It's just Mad Max but in boats which is plenty fun and entertaining.

>>212410318
How did they learn how to fly

>>212411196
I watched it and it's terribleness is spot on. Movie is hot garbage.

>>212411196
I watched it and it's enjoyability is spot on. Movie is pure kino.

>>212408193
They don't have real water in them

>>212402869 (OP)
I knew a guy that broke up with a girl because she didn't know about this movie

>>212411518
kek, you don't know James Cameron. A large amount of what he filmed was done practical with large swimming pools

>>212411196
No it’s just a terrible movie lol

>>212411196
it's not terrible but at the time its budget was enormous and it was a big flop. by today's standards it probably had the budget of a 4-person-cast A24 film

>>212411672
>budget was enormous
The whole set was destroyed by a hurricane and needed to be rebuilt. That destroyed the budget as well. Flopping because of behind the scenes reasons like that doesn't make it a bad movie.

>>212402869 (OP)
So was dry land a myth or not? I never saw the end

>>212402869 (OP)
two words: KINO WORLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHi7JyG5t4s

>>212411778
watch the end on youtube

>>212411778
Spoiler. They find land, and it turns out they were just idiots aimlessly floating around in circles in the ocean. If they had used the stars and actually navigated and explored they would find more.

>>212402869 (OP)
True kino. I wish there were more movies like this

>>212411624
Yeah and the other 99.99% of water scenes are cgi.

>>212411914
Oh like all humans for all of human history? Interesting. Weird how a map straight to it would help them arrive at the destination instead of getting lost and dying at sea

>>212411196
I can buy that villain if I trick myself into thinking the movie (at least the parts he's in) is Lynchian or something, so it's not cringe, but ironic and self-aware.

>>212412561
Yes, you can say that about most every movie. They're silly entertainment, anon.

>>212411888
based

>>212402869 (OP)
I will never understand why this movie is so hated. I for one love drinking my own piss.

>>212402869 (OP)
So am I to understand the little girl was originally from the land, got separated somehow, and no one not even her parents came looking for her?

>>212413978
Did you even watch the movie? Oh wait, this is /tv/. Of course you didnt watch the movie.

>>212414277
I did but it was boring as fuck and I stopped paying attention half way in. That you people think this garbage is good astounds me.

>>212410103
He just needed someone with small hands to do some fine detail work. Man obviously has a lot of paper aboard.

>>212414363
that's good, sweatie. time to get back to your much more enjoyable supermen movies and tiktoks

>>212414363
Pretending to care and then getting upset is my favorite 4chan archetype.

>>212414363
>has low attention span
>cant even pay attention during a movie
>gets mad when questioned about it
>calls movie garbage

>>212402869 (OP)
This is one of those movies I use as a litmus test for IQ.
If you hate everything about it viscerally, you're above 95.
If you like it, you're at or below.

>>212402869 (OP)
It's kino and don't listen to anyone telling you otherwise

>>212403068
>>212410968
>Unironic Postman fans
Is /tv/ where Costner's agency works?
>>212407946
>Jeets and Chinks unironically think this
But why?
>>212411196
It is by every single metric the most retarded post-apocalyptic setting in the history of fiction.

>>212414492
Based self-important namefag

>>212402962
kevin costner is a terrible actor (waterworld) and terrible director (robin hood)

I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE THIS! I DECIDED IT WAS BAD! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!

>>212410173
What about Beautiful World?

>>212402869 (OP)
greatest movie ever made

Where will the line in /tv/ contrarianism end? Are we soon to have threads about how Baby Geniuses and Pluto Nash are actually masterpiece works of art?

>>212414681
Pluto Nash had sloppy editing. Could have been a legit gem on par with Mystery Men if it had gotten a competent editor. The sets look terrific.

THERE IS CONSENSUS ON THIS MOVIE! WE HAVE TOLD YOU YOUR OPINION ALREADY! YOU HAVE YOUR REQUISITE CRITICISMS TO PARROT NON-STOP! FALL IN LINE OR YOUR CONTRARIAN!

>>212402947
why did he drink pee

>>212414764
why do you eat poo

>>212414749
>>212414626
>IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS SARCASTICALLY THE SAARS ON THE 4CHANNEL TV WILL LIKE ME
Why are Indian posters like this?

>>212414780
why did he drink pee

>>212414764
He's based

>>212414806
unhealthy

>>212414681
Pluto Nash is a fine movie. Average to slightly below average.
Murphy was oversaturated and audiences hadn't yet been accustomed to modern slop

>>212414806
>START DRINKING THIS

>>212414806
>post apoc living on rafts in the ocean
>women are clean shaven with makeup

>>212414958
only autistic people notice that

>>212414983
Not beating the low iq allegations

>>212414958
>women being vain post-apoc
checks out

>>212414958
>Where is the light in this scene coming from?
>The same place as the music.

>>212414958
Makeup is a billion dollar business right now and it's everywhere, imagine how much waterworld bux you would get for finding sealed mascara and lipstick at the bottom of the sea.

when the other guy ask if he can fuck the kid I was rock hard.

>>212415551
>"20 minutes with the wee one"
>anon automatically thinks about sex with a literal child
He even says he likes to talk, that's why he started haggling with 45 minutes.

>>212411778
Yes they find dry land, it's like the top third of mount everest (now a lush tropical island). The mariner doesn't like dry land (it "feels wrong") so he fucks off back onto the ocean.

>>212415441
would certainly pretty up the feminine boys on the boat playing girl's roles

>>212414958
anon, in prison guys make weapons booze and chess sets, women in prison make makeup

>>212405833
That's just Mad Max.

>>212415844
Those were actually women. The Ulysses Cut has some scenes where Smokers get killed and their Cousins just laugh because it means the Deez will be slightly less overcrowded.

A big theme that was largely gutted from the theatrical cut was the juxtaposition of the two societies, the Atollers and the Smokers. The Atollers practiced a rigid form of population control to ensure their numbers never increased, but their inwardly-focused mentality was causing problems because all their equipment was failing and they were too afraid to expand outward.

Conversely, the Smokers believed in a manifest destiny of infinite expanse, which is why the Deez was so crowded and why they were so driven to plunder the world, but it's an equally unsustainable lifestyle, as noted by his subordinates who point out that they've already sunk all the other atolls.

>>212411087
Self-inserting as the White Bvll is peak Chad move

>>212416420
No because there's some gay or creepy fetish theme and connection if you like at movies like Bull Durham which might ass well be named Cuck: The Baseball Movie
Doesn't himself get cucked in that movie? Whole thing is very Cuckian imho

he himself*

>>212416218
>Mad Max
>/tv/: :-D
>Mad Max on Water
>/tv/: >:-(

>>212402962

>>212414558
>Is /tv/ where Costner's agency works?
Minus Dances with Wolves and some other gay shit I'm having trouble thinking of an actor who's stared in more comfy movies
Why don't you like comfy movies, anon?