LMAO GET FUCKED SUPERFAGS

DINOKINO WINS AGAIN

>>212406512 (OP)
Literally had no idea they made another one.

>>212406512 (OP)
Who are the people paying to see this slop? The same invisible audience that watches the Avatar movies?

>>212406576

The invisible mass of 90-105 IQ people that don't participate in online social media but do CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM like it's their life (because it is)

This is the 4th Jurassic movie in 10 years. Fucking hell.

>>212407722
Wow, 4 Jurassic Park movies in a decade and they best they could do was one that was kinda okay and probably around the same level of quality as the worst film from the original trilogy.

>>212406576
Normal people. In other words not terminally online faggots like all of you

tfw old enough to remember when there was just a single Jurassic Park movie.

>>212407839
>Hey did you hear, they're making a second movie?
>Bullshit you lie!
>I'm serious dude!
>So they're going back to the island?
>No, they're going to some place called Site B
>Wtf is that man?
>I dunno, my brother read the second book and he wont tell me
>Omg this is going to be awesome!
It was different time...

>>212406576
shitskins love scarjo bouncing tits

>>212406576
I would rather watch dinos that zoomerman or the woke 4

>>212407839
I remember watching TLW kino with my dad

>>212408000
Nah, shitskins are saving their welfare money for Superman

Arms of an action hero.

>>212406512 (OP)

At this point, after Jurassic Park failing and dinosaurs running amok killing everyone and company losing billions of dollars SIX TIMES IN A ROW.

Just use real fucking guns you fucking retards. Enough with the scooby-doo shit like nets, tranqs, squirtguns and tazers lmao.

>B-but akshually Velociraptors are actually faster than motorcross bikes and smarter than the average filippino, have a football playbook's worth of plays in their genetic memory BLUE 22 HUT

Fuck dino gonna do when hit by six 50 cal bullets centre mass

>>212408000
She got them chopped down
Truly breast reductions were the worst thing to come out of the intrasexual competition strategy for ugly and fat women known as "feminism." I pray for a future where one day all surgeons who participated in such abominations will themselves be mutilated as punishment

>>212406512 (OP)
Gunnbros... it's over.

>>212406576
Kids.

and a 90% next week dropoff kek

>>212406576
Non-terminally online people that have families.

>>212408541
If vid related is anything to go by Roland Tembo would have absolutely obliterated the rex with his double .700 had Vince Vaug's character not fucked with his gun

https://youtu.be/7Pf6E8yjMAI?t=673

>>212406576
Kids love dinosaurs dude.

>>212408473
lol she looks like angry David Hogg

>>212406512 (OP)
>People going to yet another shitty Jurassic World film (only the first one was good) instead of seeing M3gan 2.0.
Who the fuck in their right mind though that the FOURTH Jurassic World movie would be worth paying money to see? Especially after the disaster that was Dominion. Though it's opening July 4th weekend is past and it's barely scratched 83 mil against a 180 budget.

>>212408774
Megan fags are still crying?

>>212408765
Way thicker arms.

JP is really the only big IP about dinosaurs. The saturation of capeshit is probably making people pick other kind of family oriented movies.

>>212406512 (OP)
Since when is Generic-Hollywood-Bimbo#6783 more interesting that a dinosaur? Weird placement on the poster ... I get it, if it was before the boobjob, but even then it would've been bad.

>>212408774
>83 against a 180 budget
Can you not read? It’s headed for a 325+ opening weekend

>>212406512 (OP)
Oh so they earned back their marketing budget, good for them, now 500 more and they have their entire budget back...

>>212406512 (OP)
Flop

>>212406576
My girlfriend. So yes to both. But my girlfriend actually has a collection of dinosaur models and plushes.

>>212406512 (OP)
Dino
Kino
On the big screeno

>It's a "slightly above average intelligence but socially disconnected nerds don't understand why well-recognized IPs continue to make hundreds of millions in box office takes" thread
You are only marginally smarter than the JW target audience if you don't get it

>>212406512 (OP)
Superman looks shitty and probably will be sooner on stream

>>212408609
Nigger she got it because she had back pain. You thinking anyone should just suffer for your own personal prefence of big tits is pathetic. Also fuck women and feminism.

>>212409029
https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Jurassic-World-Rebirth-(2025)#tab=summary
The weekend is over, dipshit. It's only made around 82.1 million worldwide. That's less than a third of 300 million.

>>212408851
The world needs Turok and Dino Crisis movies, get on it Hollywood.

>>212408774
M3GAN has a “watch it streaming” later vibe
Jurassic park flicks all get “see it on big screen” vibe

>>212409219
Fuck that, we need new Turok and Dino Crisis games first

>>212408851
Dc should do a “war that time forgot” movie set on dinosaur island

>>212409219
I would like Dino Crisis, but they can't even do Resident Evil (a simple zombie movie) right.

>>212406512 (OP)
>vaxxgun

>>212406512 (OP)
At my local 4 screen theater, it was the only movie available. As I watched it, I couldn't help but think it was written by an LLM. Looked up the writer and apparently it's the same guy that wrote the original, along with many other big studio films. Conspiracy brain says this movie is a test to see how well audiences react to proper AI-Slop. Studio big wigs are doing everything they can to make it a success.

>>212409143
What doesn't make sense is how audiences seem to go through amnesia every couple years. Dominion was a fucking disaster. Audiences used to stop going to bad films and bad films used to kill franchises. Jurassic 3 barely limped into cinemas after how audiences reacted to the second one and then it took 14 years before they tried again. Why are audiences so forgiving of shit these days? Are there really that many Indians in western countries now?

>>212408690
man fuck vince vaughn

>>212406576
Families. It's got dinos, which kids overwhelmingly adore, but they're "real movies" so the parents don't have to feel ashamed about watching kids movies, despite the fact this series is completely retarded and has been since literally the 90s.
The Jurassic series has to be the most cynical, made by committee franchise currently running, everybody working in these movies is just sleepwalking through them for a paycheck, yet it's proof positive that this sort of shit works.

>>212406512 (OP)
>my slop will be more normiecore than yours
>take that, chud

>>212409361
My guess is that Dinos are cool again. Their popularity went down for like a decade and capeshit was at the peak, but now superheros are boring.

>>212409213
>Meganfags are fucking retarded
Yeah makes sense

>>212406512 (OP)
Why is there an ancient ruin thing in the cliff at on the right? Is that supposed to be a Dinosaur? Are they setting up an A.C. Doyle Lost World movie but the Dinosaurs were cloned in the 80's? What the fuck is going on???

>>212406576
35+ year old overweight balding men with goatees working warehouse jobs or pour concrete who wear graphic T-shirts and cargo shorts.

>>212409591
That sounds more like the capeshit audience desu

I really really really really don't care what movie attracts the most normalfags

What look npc's would give me if I say I don't believe dinosaurs ever existed?

>>212409679
Stop hating fun.

>>212409633
Oh yes you do. Because your contrarian ass needs to know what's trendy to hate on today

>>212409679
They would think that you are a moron

>>212409581
Explain to me how the film is supposed to make another 220 million (243 if you want that "325+" you pulled out of nowhere) by Monday? If you wanna be generous and count the entire week as the opening, then MAYBE it'll get up to 200 million by this next Friday.

>>212409624
It's the same audience really.

>>212409924
BASED RETARD

>>212406576
Summer Blockbuster is a term for a reason. Parents have summer holidays so they take their kids to watch a movie on a rainy day. The CGI slop will keep the naive kids happy.

>>212409633
You should. Because what attracts normalfags is what gets made. The reason capeshit has been increasingly prevalent in cinemas for the last 25 fucking years is because normies keep seeing, even when it's complete rancid shit.

>>212409957
So you have no counter argument. I accept your concession.

>>212409979
I don't care about movies
movie watchers are cattle
I shit on Hollywood

>>212408473
Why is she stroking the scope?

>>212409338
AI would do a much better job anon

>>212406576
Indians, as usual.

>>212409210
>muh back pain
Right getting surgery is preferable to just not being a lazy bitch and occasionally doing some back and core exercises
Scar Jo especially as an action actress who does exercise regularly and isn't that busty doesn't have an excuse. It's 100% mental illness and falling for (and by extension) perpetuating the psyop to make women look more like the catamites that pedowood power players like to fuck


>You don't have boobs you don't know what it's lik-
When I was in infantry I humped around a 100 pound ruck, while wearing like 40 lbs of body armor, during most of my waking hours, I fucking know about carrying around weight

>>212406512 (OP)
ScarJo don't miss

>>212409361
The "people" seeing it can't even remember their own phone numbers, you think they can remember "oh that movie was bad because there was a massive plot hole and the acting was mediocre"
No they think "DURR DINOSAURS, DURR I LIKE DINOSAUR, GO SEE DINOSAUR MOVIE DUUUUUURRRRRRR"
That is a literal transcription of their stream of consciousness upon seeing a Jurassic World: Rebirth poster.

>>212406512 (OP)
capeshitter seethe, dinos won, le familia won, capeslop lost hard.

>>212410152
Nah they watch shit like Superman

>>212406576
Me. I want to see Dinos eating people.

But I'm not watching this one in theaters. World was the last time I went to see a Jurassic Park in theaters. I'll wait for it to hit streaming and Scarlett's bottom line.

>>212408851
>Family Oriented
>Jurassic Park
>Eating people is family friendly now
Interesting. I guess technically JP is preparing folks for the end times of America... technically...

I love the autism of JPaddicts