Just set up a base in a high security prison or something. What are they gonna do? Dig through concrete and metal bars?

Get btfoed zombcels

>>212407052 (OP)
And what will you eat?

>>212407121
Maltesers

Also this was poorly directed. The tyre change scene was almost comical. The soldiers sprayed bullets in a 180 degree cone. The dude entered a church filled with like 100 dead people after waking up and he's completely unphased

>>212407344
A few parts are obviously played as jokes. These guys have a sense of humour. One of the soldiers getting rush by zombies in the mansion is deliberately staged like they're molesting him. All of the soldiers have comical rather than disturbing deaths. They scream like marines in Halo when the zombies get them. "WAAAAAAAAH".

>>212407052 (OP)
We have no reason to believe this didn't happen.

>>212407514
You'd scream like a bitch getting fucked up the ass with a 9inch BBC if you got ripped apart by zombies

I can never see humanity surviving sprinters. Not if the news doesnt catch it fast enough. An outbreak in the next city over would probably be knocking on your door in hours. Your only chance is if you live in the sticks or if you're half the country away and paranoid enough to bug out when the happening threads start popping up on /pol/. Like, you'd be lucky if it catches you while you're at home. But chances are you're out in traffic, or waiting in line in the DMV, or at the grocery store or whatever mindless time consuming chore. Would you even have a full tank of gas? Let along survive the drive home or out the city? Even if you managed to get home and fortress up, you probably won't have enough food to last a week let alone a month to wait for the initial panic to escape the city. Even if you did you're fucked when the power and water go out and you're in a dark house (or worse, cuckpartment) while you hear screams and gunfire from every single direction. The best thing that'll happen to you is starve to death in your bathroom or die of dehydration on your roof.

>>212408197
mutt's law

>>212407052 (OP)
Prisons are full of prisoners, typically

>>212407052 (OP)
on a rewatch the acting is really bad in several scenes
the one golden performance, and character, throughout the movie is Brendan Gleeson

>>212408464
one of my favorite pasttime daydreams are thinking about what I would do (at the time of the daydream) if a zombie apocalypse began right "NOW"

>>212407240
And drink Pepsi

>>212409190
What about the scientist at the start? His performance was top notch

>>212410594
fair point. I mainly thought about the main trio that make it to the end, they had several moments of poor acting (or weird acting, again it might've just been the directing at those parts)

>>212409190
His accent is absolutely dogshit
I rewatched the film recently in preparation for the new release, and it's surprisingly bad in hindsight. The concept is great, and the opening scene is amazing, but beyond that it's like a well-shit YouTube video rather than a piece of cinema history

The way Selena explains the initial outbreak to Jim doesn't make much sense, given the context from the opening scene.
>it started as rioting, but it was happening everywhere
Rioting... meaning people being unusually angry and unruly, but not trying to eat others or vomiting blood everywhere, right?
Yet, when we saw the first people get infected by the chimp in the lab, they turned and became fully zombified within seconds.
Did the virus somehow go from being fast-acting, to a slower-acting "rile you up a bit first" variant that spread all over the place, and then back to the fast-acting version by the time Jim woke up?

>>212411637
probably the initial outcry for help was being denied and the spread was mistaken for a riot in the midst of desperation