I have never seen a convincing answer to this question

>>212408983 (OP)
>Wow, how cool!

>>212408983 (OP)
Just have an even more expensive watch. It's not that hard.

You can't take it with you when you die

>>212409027
kek yeah, rich fags have a mental breakdown when you mockingly patronize them.

Casually compliment it without making a big deal.

>>212409050
>I'll never die.
Now how do you respond

>>212409179
Give me all you own in your will then.

>>212409179
>how do you respond
If it bleeds, we can kill it

>>212408983 (OP)
You can't. You're supposed to be mad. The only cope is to jam your thumbs in his eyes and then slowly flay him alive.

>>212409045
Based

>>212408983 (OP)
Punch him in the mouth. Watch the smugness in his face turn into fear and shock.

>>212408983 (OP)
"Amazing. You overpaid for a watch that can do 2 things. It can tell time and fetch for a hefty price when you pawn it off so you can pay your wife's alimony in a few years. You're not better than me because you spend more money. Or because you make more. The only people who think that are even wealthier than you are. The people who can buy and sell YOU like you're a fucking watch. You're at their mercy as much as I am at yours. Now, are you gonna continue with the theatrics or are you gonna give me the FUCKING LEADS?!"

>>212408983 (OP)
"Bin Laden made a bigger impact on the world then you ever will and he wore a shitty Casio"

>>212408983 (OP)
>yeah, well, I didn't shoot a woman dead

>>212410983
and it kept time

>>212408983 (OP)
roll my eyes as I see everyone else as inferior to me so anything they say is of no consequence

>>212408983 (OP)
Does it come in a men's model

Ok Mr. Super salesman, if you're so hot shit lets make a bet. Here's Ravadem Patel, this Indian money under the mattress been saying no to us for years. You close his Curry eating ass and I will resign from this organization and that's one less loser you have to worry about.

>>212408983 (OP)
everyone you show off an expensive watch to thinks youre a loser retard idiot. you may as well be proudly showing off pictures of your half-black step kids

>>212410983
Was this movie made after 2001?

Expensive watches are gay and for women

>>212408983 (OP)
Mine tells time the exact same and it doesn't look like i'm compensating

>>212408983 (OP)
whoa I bet it is faster than my watch

Every fucking day you trolls try to get replies with some personal angle of attack. DUDE THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS RICHER THAN YOU, AREN'T YOU INADEQUATE????

If you must know, I'd tell him that I have a clock in my phone and accessories like a shiny watch are for insecure faggots. Also I never murdered anyone. That should shut him up.

>gold rolex
money doesn’t buy taste

>>212411301
but you sound mad

>>212411268
based fellow terrorist watch haver

>>212408983 (OP)
You just sit there and don't respond. And then the faggot says, "What, don't you have anything to say?" getting mad and seething. And then you just keep saying nothing.

>>212411268
why was "water resistance" such a huge meme in the 90s and early aughts?
>water resist 100m
ok?

>>212408983 (OP)
Since I cant afford one I go for the power move.

>>212408983 (OP)
I just whip out my nine inch bwc and slap him across the face with it before exiting with a humongous grin

>>212408983 (OP)
A great way to respond without sounding poor or mad is to lean into wit, charm, or detachment, rather than jealousy or defensiveness. Here are a few ways to respond depending on your vibe:

Witty/Playful

“Nice watch. Is that the standard issue for guys who say ‘I don’t do emails’?”
“Ah, the official timekeeper of the 1%.”
“Cool—what time does it tell you to fire someone?”

Cool/Detached

“Not really my style, but it suits you.”
“Luxury’s a language. Some speak it loud, others just understand it.”
“If that’s what success looks like to him, good for him.”

Subtle Shade

“It’s amazing what people will wear just to feel in control.”
“I guess that’s what happens when your personality isn’t enough.”
“If I had that much money, I’d spend it on something less... desperate.”

Confident & Classy

“Nice watch. Mine tells the same time for a lot less.”
“Everyone flexes in their own way. I prefer results over accessories.”
“It’s a nice reminder that money doesn’t always buy taste.”

I have around 200k saved/invested and it still feels like it will never be enough. Being a wagecuck sucks ass.

>>212409027
this.
>neat! does it tell the date too? will it automatically set itself based on GPS? can i press the button that makes it glow?

>>212411330
Pardon me for being perturbed at this bait, I'm sure that makes me worse than a man who literally shot and killed his cinematographer.

>>212409179
*stabs*

I say
>Why's it called GlenGarry Glenross anyway when no one even explains what these two places are? Kind of an obscure name considering.

>>212408983 (OP)
>Watch this!
Then I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away.

i would kiss him on the lips, and that's what no one did.

I'd raise my machete and cut off his hand. Then when he's bleeding profusely I'd dangle his limp extremity with the watch still attached and ask "ARE YOU MAD?" because as we all know, that decides the victor.

>>212411476
now you sound even more mad

>>212411301
angriest person here

>>212408983 (OP)
Just start doing a bad Christopher Walken impression.

>>212408983 (OP)
itt casio wearers

>>212411434
Still is. Divers watches became one of the standard of showing off your wealth. The deeper one can go the more well built, tough and expensive it usually is. If your crappy little watch cant even take running your hands under a sink in a bathroom without failing then its a piece of shit, and you're poor. 100 meters down? That means it can go beyond a plebian scuba dive down a few dozen feet. No that's all the way down to technical dives. That's super manly risking your life stuff. You're a risk taker and heart breaker! And you're wealthy. Its like owning a sports car, except you can take it inside buildings and rest it on the table at lunch while you look at the menu and the cuties across from you are staring

>>212411301
>Also I never murdered anyone
how is that an own? more of a self-own if anything

>>212410908
You sound mad bro

Reminder that watches are jewelry and jewelry is gay.

>>212408983 (OP)
>nuh uh

>>212411434
I have a bunch of high end watched and my dress watches are a pain in the ass even if they say "water resistant"
you can't shower with that shit because it's a $30k watch. waterproof makes it easier to wear confidently

>mfw women compliment my clothing and my watch quite often
>mfw it's a generic sportswatch I'm wearing and my clothes aren't that special either, I just buy stuff that fits well
I honestly don't get it. Why do some people think they have to wear 10k watches and walk around in 500 dollar jeans so women notice them?

>>212411922
Anon you may be retarded it has nothing to do with what you're wearing kek

>>212409087
poorfags have a mental breakdown when they see a richfag

>>212411301
the character isnt alec baldwin in context of movie

this thread smells like poverty and seething
it's actually seeping out into the catalog, please stop

>>212411937
I am not especially /fit/ either.
Also, if they compliment my choice of clothing I don't assume they want to actually compliment my knowledge of the Warhammer 40k universe or my personality.

>>212411864
That's what poor men say

>>212412096
Wealth is directly correlated with homosexuality.

Why are guys so obsessed with watches?

>>212409027
>Like a rich alpha like that wouldn’t immediately put you in your place

>>212412159
Same reason poorfags always need the newest iphone and raybands

>>212411470
>“I guess that’s what happens when your personality isn’t enough.”
Not bad

>>212408983 (OP)
I'd already have my dick out under the table and stretched across my wrist. I would stand and say "well, how do you like this piece?" Then I would call him a faggot and give him two hard punches in the arm.

pulled up this movie because Ive never seen the scene, really great

>>212408983 (OP)
That's a beautiful watch. But, its splendor has got nothing on those gorgeous eyes of yours.
>and then you and the rest of the cast of Glengarry Glen Ross rape him

>>212412159
Being punctual means you're serious and reliable. Being on time is good, being early is better. A watch helps you do that. A man who wears a watch is showing he knows where he is and where he'll be in the future. He doesn't wander aimlessly through life. Sure you could just use your phone to tell time, but that's pedestrian. Watches are also an acceptable way for men to signal what they're worth. They're good conversation starters. If you know, you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB5hzlDe10c

>>212411268
get that fancy expensive shit out of here

but honestly illuminators are worse than the og. you cant improve on perfection

>>212412572
This sounds like covert marketing for overpriced watches. This may have been true to some extent circa 1999. But most people can't afford good watches and only ever wear them for special engagements. Because that's all watches are. Jewelry for men because expensive luxury producers can't find any other thing that appeals to straight men.

>>212408983 (OP)
>and yet we both have the same master(s). you’re simply a better kept slave.

>>212412816
>This sounds like covert marketing for overpriced watches
its more of a sunk cost deal

>>212412572
>>212412816

im going to blow your mind but expensive watches dont keep time well at all. it seems crazy and thats what people always think expensive watches are for, like they are autistically accurate or something but its not true at all.

lots of high dollar watches dont even mention how accurately it keeps time because 1. no one buying them cares. and 2. it sucks at it

they are always fashion accessories first and foremost

watches ARE still great though so you can check time discreetly or professionally when you cant pull out your phone. plus its faster and you can swim with them etc

>>212411434
when i was young (like 9 years old) i used to go to the pool a lot and could keep my watch on while i swam.

>Okay?
Then simply shrug.

Do not attempt any kind of come-back, personal defense/offense or witticism. If you actually do pull off being completely nonchalant and struggling like I said, there is absolutely nothing he can. If he even attempts to sounds more insulting or engage further, HE is the one who sounds mad. Even if she just says
>Yeah that's right...
It sounds like he's sulking. Sometimes the only way to win is to not play the game.

>>212408983 (OP)
>oh yeah that's cool gramps
then look back down at my phone

>youre the man now, dog

>>212412816
You mistake good for expensive. There are plenty of good brands that don't cost an arm and a leg. They're meant for every day wear, not special events. Like anything else more expensive watches are just to keep up with your peers in higher circles of society, while also still functioning as a watch. Nobody is going to look down on your for wearing a $40 Timex, but they will notice you wearing one in comparison to every other guy who just pulls out a phone

>>212413075
/thread
don't ever post this thread again

>>212408983 (OP)
I have a penis that is much larger than average, so I'm simply not imtimidated by other men at all. If some dude tried to one-up me I'd literally just whip out my monster python and look him dead in the eye with a smug look on my face.

>>212413184
least gay 4chon poster

why don't we get movies like this anymore, good performances, simple plot, real sense of desperation. Everything looks real. People can't make movies about simple real things anymore can they

>>212413184
niggers have big penises you really think some nigger with a giant schlong could get one up on that alone, rich guy could care less, rich guy fucks a chick hes doing her a favor

>>212413460
Those movies literally don't make money, anon. Even with its impressive cast, Glengarry Glen Ross was hardly what you could call a barnburner at the box office.

*barely looks up while texting* uhuh

I worked sales before and this entire meeting would just be eyerolls and people asking bait questions on purpose, then making fun of him after.

>give me your watch!

>>212408983 (OP)
You got any games on your watch?

>>212411470
Cringe

>>212411268
I wish that men cared more about jewellery and how they dress than buying expensive loud cars that bother everyone else. This is what women would prefer you to do anyway. It’s a great way of demonstrating your wealth without bothering anyone else. Or just buy an electric car.

>>212410908
way too long response. "Amazing" is enough.

>>212408983 (OP)
>what’s the time?
>so you paid that much for the time and got it for free

>>212414027
Ill have you know I just put some bespoke grips on my carry gun

>>212411301
>Every fucking day you trolls try to get replies with some personal angle of attack. DUDE THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS RICHER THAN YOU, AREN'T YOU INADEQUATE????
projecting much?

>watch 2025
Ok grandpa

>>212408983 (OP)
I like the look of those retro Casios a bit more, but you wear it well.

>my watch is worth more than your house

>>212408983 (OP)
>only way tell if a rolex is real is by taking it apart and examining the parts under a microscope
can someone please explain why you'd buy an expensive watch or jewelry?

>>212411470
>ai posting

Can you at least make it less obvious?

>>212408983 (OP)
I’d use mikes strategy.

>>212411434
Its in case you drop it at the pool

>>212415174
so the only people worse with money than boomers are little inherited wealth twats

>>212415280
he literally did shoot her though. being charged with the crime of murder is something separate and literally doesnt mean anything

he shot and killed her. hes a killer.

>>212415174
>can you tell the time on that thing?

>>212415218
>can someone please explain why you'd buy an expensive watch or jewelry?
women. the reason men do anything at all.

>>212415369
Mille makes the ugliest watch in the world.

>>212408983 (OP)
I guess you would just tell him that his mindset is ultimately ruining the fabric of civilization. The profit motive inevitably devolves every industry via min-maxing and creates "scam world," where the pursuit of money becomes detrimental to the actual quality of life experienced. He'll be sitting in his fancy house with his fancy car and fancy watch, surrounded by squalor as far as the eye can see.

>>212411470
lmao I love AI

>>212415547
They can't tell the difference between a $50.000 original or $500 knock off either.

>>212408983 (OP)
>That's what's up

Just buy some reps bro. Surely you can at least afford $500 for a Rolex rep?

>>212415752
Yeah but they will notice the confidence you have from wearing a $50k watch instead of some chinese made garbage.

>>212415659
he's a bit tacky but deep down he's an industrious business man who loves selling, the money is just a nice byproduct of his self-actualization.

>>212411939
that's the thing. Nobody knows you're a rich fag unless you're one to flaunt it and those are exactly the type of rich fags who can't comprehend it when someone doesn't care about their expensive toys. It literally gives them an existential crisis. That's why >>212409027 is the best response. Baldwin's character would probably kill himself if he heard it.

>>212415659
They're all involved in ruining society, it's a scam business where they're trying to get gullible people to buy shitty land by using every used car salesman type of trick in the book.

>>212415811
My grandpa gave me a Fitbit and when i die I will pass it down to my son

>>212415369
It looks like a toy

>>212415369
>>212416204
i can only picture sandnigger kids of oil sheiks buying and wearing it

>>212408983 (OP)
>Hahaha, look at that tiny little women's watch.
>Peep this here chronometer, my guy

>>212408983 (OP)
Kill him.

>>212408983 (OP)
I pretend to act disinterested and bored while I pull out the $30 pocket watch I got on amazon and check the time.

for me it's

>>212416361

>>212408983 (OP)
>Mine was a gift from my dad when I turned 18. He told me he was proud of me.

Watches are uncomfortable to wear and if anyone wears one now, it's clearly just meant to be a fashion statement because you could just as easily check your phone. If I had a watch now, I'd go all out and get a pocket watch to keep in my shirt pocket. Might as fucking well.

>>212416985
>Watches are uncomfortable to wear and if anyone wears one now, it's clearly just meant to be a fashion statement because you could just as easily check your pocketwatch.

>>212412900
This is true. If one really cares about being punctual and one finds pulling out the phone annoying for a number of reasons, one buys a g-shock with atomic time sync. If one wants to be a few minutes too early or too late every other month, while also having a desire to keep the local watch repair guy in business, one buys an expensive mechanical watch.

>>212408983 (OP)
>Watches are gay.

>>212408983 (OP)
The other guy axed the question though

this movie was amazing, great performances all around

>>212410337
Yeah people who spout shit like
>survival of the fittest laws of the jungle all's fair in love and war bro
People are the type who start squealing for the police the moment someone just starts beating the shit out of them.
Suddenly their justification for acting like massive cunts stops applying.
>noooooo when I said survival of the fittest I meant lying and scamming and stuff not physical violennnnnce D:

>>212411147
No but the jews knew it beforehand

>>212415369
The only numbers on it are 1, 7, 8, and 12.

>>212413516
>Glengarry Glen Ross was hardly what you could call a barnburner at the box office.
What's a bambumer?