We need a sequel about his daily life after time returned to normal, showcasing his accumulated knowledge from 10,000 years.

>>212409340 (OP)
>forgets that the loop is over, habitually rapes the first attractive woman he sees and kills himself

>>212409517
why is rape so fucking funny?

>>212409534
Anyone who says rape is not funny has never pictured Tom Hanks raping an asian on the floor piano from Big, and still perfectly playing chopsticks.

>>212409340 (OP)
He kills himself knowing that he fucked a thousand dudes during that time.

>>212409340 (OP)
The moral of the story is be perfect and you'll nab an entitled roastie.

>>212410891
I thought it was to stop being self centered and care about others in the community.

>>212409340 (OP)
>CATCHED

>>212409340 (OP)
>We need a sequel
youre right, i thought groundhog day was a perfect film but i realize now that itd be much better if we had a version of it but with fags and niggers instead

>>212411503
>DOOD LE DIVERSITY IS FUCKING LE BAD!!! I WOULD MUCH RATEHR WATCH CRUSTY ASS YT PEOPLE MOAN AND CRY ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE THEIR PRIVILEGED LITTLE LIVES ARE!!!!

>>212411503
there is already a version like this, it's about a black guy who is in a time loop and every time he gets shot by the police, just like in real life

>>212412434
Is it called Groundnog Day?

>>212409340 (OP)
He’d be largely unable to relate with the majority of people. People that are specialists currently end up having issues with people outside their field and especially regular people. He’s on a supernatural level.

>>212409340 (OP)
No we don't.

>>212409340 (OP)
>catched

>>212411332
you can see why this board would be non receptive to such a message

>>212409340 (OP)
He was a boring asshole who only became enlightened and knowledgeable out of pure boredom. Apart from whatever he studied, knowing random tidbits about every single person in Shitsville, PA is pretty useless.

>>212412751
good call, I got into the habbit of getting drunk off 10% strong beer but then I calculated the calories and it was insane. That day I got drunk of whine instead

>>212409340 (OP)
this movie is so bad. first half is ok, second is romcom trash

>>212412832
woops, wrong thread lol

>>212409340 (OP)
It has a sequel in the form of VR game

>>212412800
Yeah, so Phil having to deal with a completely different day where none of his accumulated knowledge matters would be a good sequel, especially if the day never repeated and nothing that happened ever repeated so he could never get a handle on anything

>>212412832
5.5+% beer is alkie dogshit. You might as well be chugging mixed rubbing alcohol and corn liquor

>>212412876
It'd just be him hanging around that witch woman for a day

by what number day would you try gay sex? once it gets up to 7000 to 8000 i think thatd be it for me

>>212412914
yeah then it would be revealed that Rita was a practicing Wiccan, how did you know I thought of that

>>212409534
How did it take you fags this long to say it?

>>212409517
In this particular circumstance, Rape is objectively funny. And I'll pour honey in a bears anus before i attest otherwise.

>>212412940
that would actually be interesting, waking up on 9/11 in new york again and again until you manage to stop it or at least save everyone in the building

>>212412939
I called her a witch woman because she looks like a witch. And the fact she's a sanctimonious, self-righteous bitch takes away from how seducing her was the only way to escape the cycle

>>212412434
The only interesting thing about that movie is that the cop is in the same time loop and aware of it.

>>212409592
If anything Tom would have accidentally raped one in Forest Gump when has was in Vietnam or something and the kid ended up curing HIV that his wife died from. Now that's how you wrap up a movie

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>>212412997
Why would you ever do that?

>>212412997
Waking up on 9/11 until you figure it out who's behind it

>>212413028
Yeah, so he ends up in February 3rd with his "dream girl" but it ends up he somehow missed that she was actually a witch and was the one who trapped him in Groundhog's Day in the first place.

>>212412800
That's not exactly true, He developed people skills and self discipline which can take you a long way in life but youre too much of a cynical incel shut in to notice this. Did you not see he also walked into his future 7/10 prime milf 90's jew pussy? He's also a master pianist and Ice sculpturist, So he has many oppurtunitues to acquire wealth and prestige. His 1990's future is looking brighter than yours will ever be chud.

There's no way he didn't rape women, right?

>>212409534
If women get mad when you say something, it's funny.

>>212412997
>>212413023
>>212413059
>>212413100
>>212413130
This is NOT a coincidence

>>212413099
>He developed people skills
He already had that, he just didn't give a shit about other people. But then he just meticulously and autistically stalked and pestered people to get personal information out or them.
>Did you not see he also walked into his future 7/10 prime milf 90's jew pussy?
Did you have an aneurism? He didn't "walk in", he socially engineered every single woman he slept with through trial and error.
>He's also a master pianist and Ice sculpturist
He had 20 years or whatever and nothing to do. Of course you master hobbies during that time to compensate for the crippling boredom of living in Shithole, PA during a stupid holiday.
>This fictional character is better than you and that's supposed to be impressive
Retard

When Chekhov saw the sky, he saw the wind carrying smoke, bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that building collapses are just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Manhattan and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous war in the Middle-East. From New York City, it's Phil Connors. So long.

>>212412969
Well, that's it. Sorry you couldn't be here in person to share the electric moment. This is one event where television really fails to capture the excitement of thousands of people dying as two large aircrafts crashed into the Twin Towers before their complete collapse, and I for one am deeply grateful to have been a part of it. Reporting for Channel 9, this is Phil Connors.

>>212413240
Nice response jackass. The core of people skills is giving a shit about people it's clearly something he needed to work and now his life will be better off for it. I meant to say he literally got a hot jewish milf waifu, so what if he socially engineered the hook up via 4th dimensional autism. He set the bar so high this chick is going to be hooked onto him. My point is, Having mastered these hobbies he's make good money off them. Yeah his life is better than yours and if you were humble enough to learn from him you wouldn't have to masturbate on /tv/ threads the rest of your life faggot. Can you even play instrument that isn't the skin flute?

>>212413099
Collecting hobbies is cool, as the brothers bloom display but I don't think they are profitable.

>>212413421
>Nice response jackass.
Thanks! Wrote it all by my lonesome
>The core of people skills is giving a shit about people
And the only problem Bill Murray had was that he didn't give two shits. The moment he realized he was trapped he just catalogued the daily routines and info on every person in Shitsville to either enrich himself or because he was too bored to do anything else. He hates these people but he's stuck with them and develops Stockholm Syndrome.
>I meant to say he literally got a hot jewish milf waifu
He got Andie McDowell and her character's a bitch in this movie anyway. The main pull is that she was literally the only person he couldn't socially engineer and that made her 10x more appealing to him. Whereas he can just pull any other woman in town because he's a creep who knows everything about them and their daily routine. The fact you don't remember that is funny because you claim that there's anything valuable to learn from this movie.
>Having mastered these hobbies he's make good money off them.
He's an anchorman for a decently-sized news channel. He doesn't need money
>Please learn from this random fictional character by being a nosy creep with too much free time
You're kind of a retard. Envy is not in my vocabulary

>>212413421
It's 1994 and the guys 40 years old. There is no having a "better life" than any fuck in here. Being somewhat harsh. He already would have retired 10 years ago. Covid happened 5.

He went to a mental asylum.

>>212414095
The average erectionally dysfunction 40 year old in 1994 lived better in one day then you will in the next upcoming years fag.

>>212413421
Her background is Scottish

>the time loop isnt over
>he just loops through his life now

>>212412434
>>212413052
what movie is this? i remember a tv show with a somewhat similar premise but i forget the name

>>212409340 (OP)
They will probably make one with that Nepo cunt Margaret Qualley

>>212410573
he became perfect but still didnt get her. he stopped caring about her and just started to be nice and he got her

the message is just bee yourself and dont forget to stop raping when youre out of time loops

>>212409340 (OP)
> starts next day with his 'new life'
> soon realizes that he created a myth around the woman he only saw during a single day of her life.
> winds up she's really the pain in the ass that he saw for most of the movie.
> get back to work, things don't work out.
> she sues him for harassment. He counter-sues, claiming she was his boss
> the story gets picked up by local media, both are out of a job.
> she writes a book about how hard it is to be a woman in TV; he starts a video blog with about 150 regular viewers

finally...
> he goes back to kill the groundhog that started all his problems.

>>212413059
So when will Hollywood make a black comedy about 9/11?

She leaves him for Tyrone and he goes trans.

>>212417276
when they'll let me in and give me 6 000 000 $

what would you do in 10000 years with all the modern knowledge available for you

>>212410891
>entitled because she won’t automatically open legs to cynical narcissistic asshole
WOMEN OWE ME SEX

>>212417457
They certainly owe me something for all the money they get from my taxes.

>>212413240
>people skills is being able to manipulate and piss people off
Lmao

>>212414249
Well thats the point. His life would not have gotten better. Outside of fucking for 5 years or so

>>212417276
Titanic (1997) came out 80 years after the Titanic sank, so we have about 56 years left.
>B-B-BUT THEY MADE OTHER TITANIC FILMS BEFORE THE 1997 ONE AN- *PUNCH* OOOOOOOOWIEEEEEE MY NOSE!!!! WHY DID YOU HIT ME, NOW IM BLEEDING FROM MY NOSE AND YOU BROKE MY GLASSES TOO!!!

>>212413163
why would he? He can pay the most expensive hooker in town to do whatever he wants. He in fact did that and got so bored with it he started playing dressup with her.

>>212414796
>>he just loops through his life now
Objectively better. A 1 day loop would be horrible as a skinny fat since you would always be fat

>>212417501
>women are all whores who need to get back in the kitchen instead of working
>but they also don’t pay taxes because, they just don’t, ok?
WOMEN OWE ME TWO OPPOSITE THINGS SIMULTANEOUSLY

>>212417729
Titanic was an accident, not an attack. Also, Titanic is not a black comedy. The deaths are not played for laughs.

>>212417777
I didn’t realize Punxsutawney (population 5,500) had such a thriving prostitution trade.

>>212417884
>Titanic was an accident, not an attack
That's what the Federal Reserve wants you to think
>Titanic is not a black comedy. The deaths are not played for laughs.
Watch it again, it most certainly is a comedy in the same way Spider-Man (2002) or American Psycho is

>>212409340 (OP)
>caughtened

>>212409340 (OP)
>10,000 years.
His brain would be mush

>>212418279
He keeps his memories but his brain, along with the rest of his body, is restored to normal every morning. The physical changes to your brain that would result in you becoming brain damaged from psychological abuse would not occur, so he would probably be normal

>>212417866
>but they also don’t pay taxes because, they just don’t, ok?
I never said that, you disingenuous chucklefuck.

>>212418594
>makes post claiming women owe because “all the money THEY get from MY taxes
>I didn’t say women don’t pay taxes and you’re disingenuous for assuming that
WOMEN OWE ME AN EDUCATION IN EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION THAT MAKES ANY SENSE TO TBE READER

>>212418877
You retard, look at who is a net recipient versus a net contributor.

Your response is predictable so here: http://ssrn.com/abstract=2375926

>>212419112
>here have an infographic utterly devoid of citations
Post discarded.

>>212412434
>>212413052
>>212415989
It's from the episode 'Replay" of the 2019 Twilight Zone.

>>212409340 (OP)
>catched