>Hey virgin. Your parents have paid me to fuck you.
How would /tv/ react to this situation?

>>212412600 (OP)
If you dont wingman your son into getting prime pussy before the rest of your age you are a weirdo

>>212412600 (OP)
No, thanks. I'm good.

>>212412600 (OP)
I’ve seen her butthole.

No thank you.

>>212412600 (OP)
>I've seen your butthole

>>212412600 (OP)
Can't be true. Ma father never buys me anything

>>212412656
You didn't, the butthole pic was a random whore, not her.

Im not a virgin that sounds weird coming from a hollywood ex-celebrity but okay i guess?
Get me a condom and let me see your puss I'm not sticking it where Harvey Dandy did first if I don't see any before

I ask my parents if they can buy someone hotter

stick my nose in there and make sniffing noises

>>212412600 (OP)
I've been working out lately and this is obviously a ploy to steal my protein
I tell her to wait for me inside the bedroom, then I go out and suntan my balls for 30 minutes before going on a drive

>>212412722
This. The media said so.

>how you react
I’d be pissed my parents didn’t get me a Asian prostitute

>>212412722
Sure Jen, whatever.

>>212412600 (OP)
They really couldn't find anything better than you? Or were you the cheapest of the bunch?

>>212412600 (OP)
Can I get a refund?

>>212412600 (OP)
I would do whatever JLaw told me to do

>>212412600 (OP)
>How would /tv/ react to this situation?
Start sweating (I'm feeling feverish)

>>212412600 (OP)
>Sorry, ma'am, but I'm not 21 and it's illegal for me to be assdrunk

sucks to be you I guess

>>212412600 (OP)
I'd rather die a virgin than have sex with a prostitute.

>>212412600 (OP)
Cum

>>212412600 (OP)
I'd be wondering why my parents wanted to give me Turbo-AIDS by inviting a junkie into my home... because that's more than a little weird.

>>212412600 (OP)
I'd have sex with as many times as she would let me

>>212412600 (OP)
Rob her, kick her out and return the cash to my parents.

Freak out and mace her.

>>212413669
Why?

>>212412600 (OP)
>tells her no and ask for the car
>sell the car back for thousands
>now you don't have to fuck around with your parent's gibs AND you don't have to deal with some stupid bitch

>>212412621
fpbp
but seems like a good way to go to jail because kids are retarded and teenage girls can't keep their mouth closed

>>212414006
It's pathetic and lowly. It indicates you have low value and the only reason anyone would sleep with you is because of money.

>>212414109
That's the case for all women though. Prostitutes are just more open about it

>>212414125
The point he's trying to make is that it's an incredibly cucked thing to PAY gross women for sex when it's not the hardest thing in the world to get it for free.

>>212412600 (OP)
>So anyway I started busting

>>212414109
I mean that's also implied by being a virgin in your 30s, anon

>>212412600 (OP)
If my parents had paid for her to service me, then I'd completely degrade her

I wasnt a virgin but inexperienced and my much older roommate (I was like 19 she was pushing 30) offered to have sex with me one time when I mentioned being horny. I dont think she was in to me or anything we were kind of bros I think she just saw it as doing me a favour or something. Anyway she took her pants off and got in the doggy position and I started stroking it to get it fully hard and ended up just jacking off onto her back. She acted like it didnt bother her but she was weird for a few days after.

Thanks for reading my blog

>>212412600 (OP)
wish my parents had done this for me

>>212412600 (OP)
THANK GOD.

>>212414184
Paying for sex is one step below being a virgin.

>>212412600 (OP)
Thanks mom and dad

>>212412600 (OP)
Yeah you want me to cum?? You better start farting real hard.

>>212412600 (OP)
If I cum in your ass, can you fart and blow bubbles?

My mom used to take me as a teen to a friend of her to have sex, and the girl i would have sex with was that friend's daughter, who worked as a prostitute. Her own mom would take the calls and set up the meetings and such.

I think this whole thing fucked me up in some ways.

>>212412722
>>212412656
no there is a real butthole pick but the 10/10 one isnt her

>>212412600 (OP)
My father's alive?

Would you really fuck someone who lives like this??

>>212415031
Lucky bastard

>>212415096
Yes.

>>212414109
What if someone else paid for it? Would you sleep with a girl who was doing it on a dare? A girl who is only doing it because she is drunk? A slut who is just bored? Where does the whole self worth thing stop mattering?

>>212415096
No.

>>212415100
It was honestly kind of weird, because i would go with my mother to this woman's house, and then my mom and this woman would be there drinking and talking while i go to the girl's room to have sex. I remember being deathly afraid of being too nosy because i hated the idea of my mom listening on us.

There's something weird about parents being involved.

>>212413227
>>212412687
>>212412656

>>212415140
Very brown-coded post.

>>212412600 (OP)
Would

>>212415031
Mexican?

>>212415096
People who live with mess like this have adhd

>>212415239
England.

>>212415140
>What if someone else paid for it?
No
>Would you sleep with a girl who was doing it on a dare?
No
>A girl who is only doing it because she is drunk?
No
>A slut who is just bored?
No
>Where does the whole self worth thing stop mattering?
The common theme here is that the woman doesn't actually wants to sleep with you for you. I would want a woman, of her own volition, to want to sleep with me.

>>212412722
You wouldn't have sued if that were the case, Jennifer

>>212412600 (OP)
I'd feel humiliated. Then go to my room and want to be left alone.

>>212412600 (OP)
>Get that filthy stankin ass out of my view I'm watchin the Sopranos tonight BITCH

>>212415361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en9_LBR5_rc

>>212414548
no, same rung

>>212414548
>Paying for sex is one step below being a virgin.
Rapechads keep winning

POST IT
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>>212414548
You can't add prostitutes to your bodycount

>>212412600 (OP)
I just jacked off. Can you come back tomorrrow?

>>212416112
I agree
That's like using a cheat code in a game

>>212412600 (OP)
In all seriousness, I wouldn't have an issue with the "I'm being paid to do this" part, but knowing my parents were "involved" would be too weird for me to get into it.

>>212416259
I feel the same about rape

>>212416112
I can

>>212412600 (OP)
> Hey virgin. Your parents have paid me to fuck you.
> Better be a virgin than end up like you. Everybody knows Jennifer. I'll save it for someone special.

End day by playing PlayStation, drinking chocolate milk. Life is good.

>>212412722
Meme.

>>212416524
Male virginity has no value

>>212416585
It has negative value. The sooner you get rid of it, the better. Or it will way you down heavily as you get older, plunging you into a vicious cycle of loneliness that will get harder and harder to get out of, as all the women around you will become less and less tolerant of your apparent sexual inexperience.

>>212416764
While I mostly agree, sex is easy to learn and you have to be truly clueless for girl to figure out you don't know what you're doing

>>212415096
Female body is so kino.

>>212416945
makes me wish they were real

>>212412600 (OP)
most the handful of virgins I went to high school with could have done better than Jlaw but it was a better time

>>212414548
>Paying for sex is one step below being a virgin.
sex with wife > Sex with gf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one night stands(you and other 200 guys had her) > paying for sex(at least you ain't virgin)>>>Virgin

>>212412722
I prefer the cumshot pics desu

>>212412722
>pic was a random whore
named jlaw

>>212412600 (OP)
They really want me to stick my beautiful cock in this old hag?

I'd be fine with being rich and marrying a gold digger. At least I would have money and some form of companionship rather than very little money and loneliness.

>>212412600 (OP)
>How many jews were in that hole?

>>212412722
Most insane shit I ever read. It was literally part of a series shot in the same place, not just random pics.

>>212417079
>paying for sex(at least you ain't virgin)>>>Virgin
Hard disagree. Having paid sex is like shooting fish in a barrel.

>>212417447
If not even prostitutes will fuck you then stop trying

>>212415096
Nah.

>>212412600 (OP)
Whip out my rock hard cock, and slap it between her ass cheeks in that position.
Then slip it in and prematurely nut thick goey mancum in her vagina. Big mustard yellowy nigga nut that's been brewing in my hot smooth shaved balls for 10 months

>>212417079
wife, gf, and fuck buddy is way off and mostly relative to time and the person themselves
Unless you're a low T faggot you're gonna want to fuck other women even when you're married or in a committed relationship even if she's hot

>>212414109
Such a virgin thing to say lmao

>>212412600 (OP)
>ok but I want half of that money

>>212417513
>>212417721
>I paid for sex bro look at me I'm not a virgin anymore I got LAAAAAID
Pathetic.

>see thread
>Jennifer Lawrence has nudes and sex pic!?
>go to find them
>....huh this isn't as interesting as I thought it'd be
I think I'm losing my sex drive or something /tv/ :(

>>212417079
>sex with wife ... Sex with gf (you and other 200 guys had her)

>>212417894
>I think I'm losing my sex drive or something /tv/ :(
nah, it's Jlaw, you're alright anon.

>>212417894
You're finally free. Rejoice.

>>212417079
>sex with wife > Sex with gf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one night stands(you and other 200 guys had her) > paying for sex(at least you ain't virgin)>>>Virgin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paying for sex and getting an STD (especially the permanent ones)
Ftfy

>>212412722
Go to bed Jen

>>212417894
They're all pretty boring, typical white girl nudes, messy place, no soul. The butthole pic was the only decent one and that's why people always bring it up.

>>212412600 (OP)
did they pay for anal? or is that extra?

>>212412600 (OP)
My dick. Her butthole

>>212417850
I think mid-tier hookers are more fun than regular women. Simple as.

>>212412600 (OP)
i would make out with her a LOT and never have sex to keep dragging it out forever

Jennifer Lawrence is that perfect balance of beauty and plain, the most beautiful type of trailer trash. I would lovingly plow her asshole in the back of my truck while Jellybean plays on the radio.

>>212412600 (OP)
I'd probably do this >>212415399 and immediately regret it

>>212415278
Pakistani?

>>212412600 (OP)
I would fuck her most likely.

>>212412600 (OP)
steal some of my dad's cialis so my dick isn't limp from nerves again

>>212412600 (OP)
>"Just wait one second."
>leave and don't come back

Her farts smell like plum

I can't even comprehend what it would be like to have sex, I'm a kissless virgin at 33 years old. My parents wouldn't do that either, they stopped asking if I was gay in my early 20s when they realized I'm just a loser, not gay. I don't even really care enough to consider going to a prostitute or massage parlor or something.

>>212412600 (OP)
My mom was watching this movie some days ago. I was like... what the hell are you watching? But, well, it's a person who watches the minions, kung fu panda and some spanish telenovela all day, every day so...

>>212420569
I bet she's a lot happier than you.

>tfw my uncles tried to get me laid with one of my cousins friends
>tfw she was fat and too loud so i wasnt really into her
>tfw lost my virginity organically at 26
>tfw i could've been fucking a fat bitch at 16

Good luck trying I guess. You set a massive hurdle for yourself telling me you are a dumb whore.

>>212420481
>they stopped asking if I was gay in my early 20s when they realized I'm just a loser, not gay
I hate how real this is.

>>212414109
Bruh, if you're a virgin past 25 and not clinically deformed/ugly/fat or religious or something

You are pretty pathetic and lowly. At a certain point it's actually better to just give up and either pay for sex or smash a complete uggo or something. At least it shows you care enough to do something about your problems rather than just sit on your ass and whine about it.

>>212420788
>At least it shows you care enough to do something about your problems rather than just sit on your ass and whine about it.
Paying a prostitute does nothing to solve your problems which made you a virgin in the first place.

>>212420788
If you are fucking a bunch of women instead of married with children you are just as much of a loser as the kissless virgin.

>lose virginity at 25
>never have sex again and turning 35 next month
It doesn’t work this way. You don’t fuck once then become normal

>>212421006
>You don’t fuck once then become normal
or twice, in my case

>>212420788
>Bruh, if you're a virgin past 25 and not clinically deformed/ugly/fat or religious or something
this is the case for mst old virgins though. almsot never has to do with being deformed or ugly. its almost always due to social retardation

>>212420788
I'm not interested in casual sex and my standards are too high.

>>212412600 (OP)

>>212412600 (OP)
Fucking milf JLaw in the Butthole ?

Yes of course I would !

>>212421908
This butthole?

>>212421006

If you lose your virginity after 18 you will still give off virgin vibes for life.

t. lost his at 20.

>>212422128
Women’s vaginas look so strange bros. How do they not get shit in there when they wipe?

>>212422288
front to back you moron, i dont even know why i even bothered to reply hahaha

>>212422128
wow that a nice symetric butthole !

>>212422288
>average porn addict when the pussy isn't filled with nigger dick

>>212417894

I remember the Fappening being pretty lame.

Like I always figured these people had millions of dollars so they'd have better cameras or something. Aubrey Plaza's pictures were grainy had terrible lighting/poses.

>>212422464
For me it was Kate Upton's flat ass.
Like, obviously it was never the main attraction but it was downright sad to see.

>>212412600 (OP)
>How would /tv/ react to this situation?
This actually happened to me IRL so I know what I'd do because I already did it. When I turned 18 my parents kicked me out. They were all strict like that, as if I had to learn to live on my own yada yada. But they also prepaid rent for a condo for a year so I could get started. When I got there a woman was waiting for me. Turns out my dad sent her as a welcoming gift. I wasn't allowed to have girls over while I was still at home so I guess that was his way of doing right by me.

We didn't have sex because I'm an autistic loser so we just played Mario Kart for an hour and talked about movies and games and such. She was really sweet but I'm obviously saving my first time for someone special.

>>212422288

You have to remember that non-autists don't have constant diarrhea splattering around like you do. They'll actually keep track of what they eat and cut out foods with ingredients that upset their stomachs.

>>212417079
Posting on /tv/ right now >>>>>>>>>>

>>212423247
Go to women toilet i DARE you

>>212414548

Based.
People will get mad at this truth.

How many shots on goal did they pay for? We better get started. Start my tonguing my asshole.

>>212412600 (OP)
he cute

>>212412600 (OP)
I am immediately suspicious because I have no relationship with my father, and my Mom knows I have been with girls before.
Probably wouldn't though, fucking a random girl isn't as fun as it sounds.

>>212414548
What about being raped by a girl

>>212422128
>This still up hours later
Based jannies

>>212412600 (OP)
No thanks.

>>212412600 (OP)
You're a disgusting whore and I want nothing to do with you. Refund my parents and go die in a serial killer's basement.

>>212415361
Has it happened yet?

>>212425646
Fag or female?

>>212423602
>>212423247
Both of these are correct, besides the island language. Women's bathrooms are primarily disgusting because they refuse to actually sit on the toilet and have no idea where they are actually aiming and hoping for the best.

>>212412722
That she never said it was her, just that you're a rapist for looking, is how you know all the images were her.

>>212412600 (OP)
I hate jews

>>212412722
wrong

>>212412600 (OP)
Plow her anally, then demand a refund.

if that pic is really her butthole why there isn't any other pics that match that blouse and sofa she is in?

I paid $400 for an escort to lose my virginity and couldn't get even get an erection. She was attractive too with a good attitude, but everything about it felt so soulless. Ended up cuddling which felt good. Women's bodies are so warm and soft.

>>212426969
It must be because millionaire JLaw only owns one blouse and one sofa

>>212427746
stop playing dumb. she has hundreds of public pics (legal or stolen) but none that hints just a little at that one showing her butthole when all the others pretty much connect to each other (by face, body or objects). The butthole pics feels misplaced and indicates its indeed another person

>>212427996
They were all released at the same time and you sued over it. Why add in something fake? I'm sorry that your butthole has become a test pattern, Jennifer, but lying on the Internet won't change anything

>>212428080
yeah you must be right, those pics were all connected to each other through the All Might Release Bound Connection and could not be mixed up together with others persons photos because the releaser its totally a trustable person and has all the integrity possible. much more secure than a public key protected with an algorithm to ensure its integrity. THE ALL MIGHT RELEASE COULD NEVER BE CHANGED

>>212414109
Lost my vcard as I was about to be 22 but I agree with your reasoning.
I refuse to pay for sex, a lapdance, to go to a titty bar, or buy a porno mag, or any form of porn media or a prostitute. I will not pay for a prostitute because I can get laid and I can find a woman who actually loves me.
I will say anon if you hit your 30s though maybe reconsider

>>212428224
This ragepost doesn't answer my question, Jennifer

>cool, for how long did they pay for?

>>212422288
Okay so like am I the only dude that like you know kind of wipes front to back? Like why would you rub towards your balls and dick? I just like put my finger in the middle of the fucking like fluffed up toilet paper and I just kind of put it right to my butthole and it's got to swirl it around. But like yeah after that it's done pull backwards who the fuck are you retards that are just like kind of like. Trying to drag shit up to your balls and gooch like your allergic to me is flawed.
It reminds me of the song My vagina by nofx and when I wipe my ass I wipe from front to back cuz I don't want a bladder infection

>>212414109
You've got a lot of life left to live.

>>212412600 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5L3JwHiGp0

>>212428235
Hold on, if you "can" get laid, why is prostitution in your mental space in the first place?

Besides, if you can get laid, what do you care at all that people use prostitution services? Why do you see it with negativity, when it could be done as a way to train familiarity with women and reinforcing the idea that you can get what you want without feeling guilty about it?

>>212422464
That just means you didn't get any of the good shit loser.
I'll always hold the fappening near and dear to me because number one all glorious wins but I actually made a good portion of people on B and TV. Think that I was Seth rogen on 4chan because my humor and the things that I said sounded so much like it could be. Seth rogen and even when people provided like the next day or whatever I Seth rogen said in an interview that you know I did not approve of any of the leaks I said well, of course I'm going to say that so I keep face with the people and it was funny seeing in the weeks that followed people talking on /b/ and /tv/ like they actually talked to seth rogen.
If you were one of those people from those threads it wasn't Seth rogen. It was me it was me all along. Austin

>>212415399
This is the real truth.

>>212422317
>front to back
uhhh, anon?

>>212414109
You sound more pathetic than any other virgin. Who are you saving your value for? That girl who doesn't even notice you? Completely delusional.

>>212428380
how bad is your life that you pretend to be Seth rogen

>>212412600 (OP)
>has her shaking her ass right in front of his face
>doesn't fuck her brains out
What was his problem?

>>212428602
My life was going pretty good and my life turned out pretty fantastic. It just was the most believable celebrity I could accomplish at that point in time in making people pretend.
I know plenty of people hate seth rogen and I too have changed my opinion of him. Doesnt changed that when that happened I was 24 and very much still loved rogen and company movies.
All the movies I have enjoyed I still do and theres not much you can do to try to shame me for liking the things that I like.

>>212429215
He doesn't want to get Harvey's anal warts from JLaw

>>212420788
I'm ugly so that means I'm not pathetic.

>>212412769
>Son, we know you have a 4 inch penis so we got you a Cambodian

>>212420788
You're not totally wrong but the supposed benefits of banging a hooker as an adult virgin are vastly exaggerated. Adult virginity is usually caused by a shitton of mental reasons that don't magically go away after having awkward, unsatisfying, lame, vaguely humiliating sex with some random woman who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire in any other context

>>212420788
>being an oversocialized nigger monkey who can't transcend base instincts is a problem or something

>>212430608
>I don't have sex cause I'm too intellectual

>>212412600 (OP)
Having seen J-Laws very attractive butthole, I would ask if anal was included.

>>212412600 (OP)

Been there. Still a virgin.

>>212414109
Do you feel the same way about buying groceries?

>>212412600 (OP)
How often does this kind of arrangement happen in America?

>>212412600 (OP)
I'd be disappointed that they thought my type was vulgar 30+ year old blonde hoes, given that I've only ever dated and brought home shy skinny pale 16-22 year old goth-lite girls with very long dark hair.

>>212412600 (OP)
wish I had good parents like that

>>212423247
but you don't even have to wipe after diarrhea. your underwear absorbs the small amount of liquid left

>>212430860
If that's true then you will die a virgin
No problem. More Zoomer sluts for me

>>212412722
lol, so lily mo sheen can get leaked but not jennifer i showed my ass in movies lawrence? sure

>>212430798
>I believe at the end of the day I was too smart to lose my virginity

>>212412600 (OP)
I'd put my palms up to my mouth and make really loud farting noises.

>>212431586
>More Zoomer sluts for me
Enjoy it while the ride lasts before they destroy your reputation forever with false allegations kek

>More Zoomer sluts for me

>>212422128
i always wondered if she played some sport in college/high-school
>she's tall
>she had a perfect body and face
I mean she was not another minion with malnutrition like the jennas, kikis, malinas and all those short skinny women

>>212412600 (OP)
I was suppose to have sex in middle school-high school?

>>212414109
They hated him because he told the truth

>>212412600 (OP)
soon as my dick touched skin

Fick her

>>212414158
But it is, paying them just cuts through all the bullshit. Plus I don’t have to get lip service about how I can only go one round. I’m not a teen anymore I can’t cum 8 times a day

>>212414109
>It indicates you have low value and the only reason anyone would sleep with you is because of money.
anyone sleeps with you because of money, anon
that's how the world works
there's even a new film about it aka Materialists
it's fine to believe in honest love before reaching your 20s but after that you realize every women on the planet evaluate you're monetary value before giving you a chance to sleep with them

>>212428235
>vcard
grown ass men use this 14 year old girl term

>>212433246
>paying them just cuts through all the bullshit
That's what we're saying retard, you have no game so you have to pay hundreds for sex when we can just bullshit our way to it.

>>212420964
Society has disintegrated to the point where thats no longer true.

>>212430798
Intelligent people don’t have sex because they know it is pointless. Massing knowledge and wealth is more important than being some animal living to just procreate. Why do you care so much about someone being a virgin? Why does it threaten you so me satan? I will be going to heaven and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

>>212412722
butthole gaslighting is something else

>>212433530
>heh...passing on my genes?
>2smart for that

>>212433530
>4chinners won't go to heaven
i've got some bad news for you

>>212433586
Jesus died a virgin. I will die a virgin, I will continue spreading his knowledge, mr satan

>>212433563
it's evil to bring sentient beings into existence

>>212433695
>believes in heaven
>follows an anti-life ideology
too smart indeed

>>212433643
yeah but jesus wasn't a degenerate
>>212412600 (OP)
i have high expectations for her new film tho

>>212412600 (OP)
No way fag

>>212433561
>butthole gaslighting
heh

>>212433740
I’m not a degenerate. My soul is pure, I am circumcised and a virgin also baptized as a baby. I will continue spreading good faith wether you like it or not, mr satan

>>212412600 (OP)

https://youtube.com/shorts/WRbEPyD3sQA?si=m0pg5zY0toURaQSn

!!!FACT!!!

>>212422288
They’re so gross looking. I’m not gay but man, I’d rather suck a nice juicy schlong than get anywhere near that nasty looking thing

Not paying for it just so I can appear to fit in better with normies. Just reject society and its norms. You and I are not normal and we never will be.

>>212433976
>They’re so gross looking. I’m not gay but man, I’d rather suck a nice juicy schlong than get anywhere near that nasty looking thing

You sound gay while I suspect that you can tell a mans age, ethnicity and financial credit score just by the taste of his semen!!!FACT!!!

I love women so much it's unreal

>>212414230
lol faggot

>>212420788
Nice bait.

>>212433726
We aren’t anti life. It is evil to bring life into a world filled with sin and to have them suffer. It is best to wait for the coming of Christ in which the world will be healed after the world is destroyed by mankind’s sins.

>>212436992
>I'm not anti-life, I'm just morally opposed to any new life being created
Fascinating. Also why would you think that an eternity of bliss in heaven is outweighed by the sins of this world?

>>212433643
Jesus definitely wasn't a virgin lol.

>>212412600 (OP)
My dad got me a hooker when I was 18. I had a good time.

>>212437094
Was it at the Hotel Arlen?
>>212436992
>muh anti-natalism
What are your thoughts on 764 by chance?

Isn't prostitution legal in Europe and the East? I feel like America is the only place where there's such a huge stigma about it.

>>212417079
Grass is always greener. I love my wife but sometimes I want to rawdog a stranger like I did in my 20s.

>>212412600 (OP)
Sorry, the thought of having sex with a woman that's been with other men disgusts me to my very core. I shall retain my virginity and continue good works until karna deems me worthy enough to meet a virginal woman to devote myself to, and if none are presented to me I will accept this as a consequence of the age of sin we live in and continue to hold onto my purity.

>>212437111
Since you don't know where prostitution is legal or not, what would you be basing those feelings on?

>>212437164
dumb way to live. people have been fucking and sucking for thousands of years.

>>212437110
I am ok with others procreating, but I won’t. I won’t subject my blood to the sins of this world until it is cleansed. I took a vow of celibacy so that I may enter heaven. I’m short, it is Monasticism. You would know this if you had any spirituality.

>>212437311
>I won’t subject my blood to the sins of this world until it is cleansed
Going the Skoptsy route I see.
>I took a vow of celibacy so that I may enter heaven.
Have you actually, or unintentionally? I'm wrestling with doing this atm and have for a while.
>You would know this if you had any spirituality.
I'm a Traditional Catholic that hasn't fucked either, retard. You aren't a monk or a man of the cloth, if you were you sure as shit wouldn't be here on coomer schizo central.

>>212437264
I think he's either a Tradcath who's a bit too up his ass or a Chinkcel/SEAcel going the Buddhist route.

>>212412600 (OP)
I don't find twerking sexy. It reminds me of a baboon

Does fucking a hooker actually help if you're an adult virgin?

>>212437513
Help what?

>>212437513
>Does fucking a hooker actually help if you're an adult virgin
From what I've heard it makes everything worse.
>>212437500
Same, especially white women twerking. It's just so gross.

>>212437513
I lost my virginity to a hooker at 22. The act itself was overrated and the woman was much older and kinda ugly. Thinking back on her dead eyes and fake smile makes me want to throw up to be completely honest. It was a jading experience that only pushed me further away from legitimate intimacy.

>>212437447
Running away from every sin isn’t going to make you strong. As a blade is forged it must face the furnace. By facing the temptation, the fire, and not shirking from it out of fear, but with pity. I can forge my spirit into a mighty tool.

>>212412600 (OP)
BEGONE THOT

>>212412722
>Jennifer Lawrence's Butthole Internet Defense Force

>>212437164
Used to date a cute 25 yo who was a virgin. She was pretty but mentally unstable, asked for exclusivity after date 3, mentioned being molested (likely be her father). She was absolutely clueless in bed, didn't even want to grab a cock. Ended up eating her pussy few times before dumping her. Taking her virginity just wasn't worth the risk

>>212437513
it does help but u have to go at least 5-6 times (preferably with different ones). Just once won't do shit really.

>>212433266
I’m sorry you’re ugly and autistic and the only way you can get sex is by being a beta provider. But there are millions of men who are broke, they’re total bums, and they will never have trouble getting laid despite that because they are tall and handsome and well endowed. You only need money if you have failed at looks, which is pretty obvious in your case

>>212433854
>I am circumcised
Tradlarpers really are subhuman golems damn

>>212439729
That one is. I don't even know how he's larping as a monk given
1. Protestants have no sense of Mysticism because of Sola Fide and
2. Protestants didn't do circumcision until the early 1900s and that's only among Anglo/Scottish Protestants.

>>212422128
The subtle light brow colouration, the exquisite juicyness of the thighs, the perfectly tucked but still visible pussy lips, the pinkness of her lips as if God himself designed them. Perfection.

>>212412722
Yep

>>212412600 (OP)
This may have actually happened to me

>>212437513
It kicked off my sexdrive completely. Before my first time with a hooker at 21, I didn't really mind to be a virgin. After that I blew some cash on hookers. Totally legal where I am from, and man those were some solid 9s. Some of them are quite bored and apathetic but once in a while you get a young girl who rides you like there's no tomorrow. Best one I had was a 19yo Greek girl. Jesus. Went to her at least 10 times.
I started to lust after regular women. Like an addicted freak. Fucked some I met online or at bars. Eventually got married and just recently had my 2nd boy. If it wasn't for prostitutes, I'd still be single, virgin and play MMOs.

>>212412656
This post always makes me smile. Always. Thanks anon.

>>212440999
Nice trips brapper enthusiast bro

>>212412600 (OP)
"I'm only into handsome masculine men of southern European and middle eastern complexion, w*men are icky"

Can I watch this with the family? Or will it make people uncomfortable? Jennifer Lawrence is a wholesome actor that has a movie for everyone.

>>212422288
>How do they not get shit in there when they wipe?
They do. hence why they get much more urinal infections

>>212441123
Your soul was sullied. It’s no wonder you never told your wife / paramour.

>>212412600 (OP)
The end of the movie doesn't he make a move on the girl who is 19 who he wants to have sex with and not the 30 something woman?
t.wizard

>>212412600 (OP)
>Give me half of the payment and I'll let you tickle my circumsized cock, goyim.

>>212441123
>Having a child in this dsytopia
Normalfag

>>212412600 (OP)
I would get her fappening leaks up on my phone then ask her to display her anus so I could prove or disprove the authenticity of the butthole photo once and for all. I would then ask her to leave.

>>212412600 (OP)
Should I pay a prostitute to lose my virginity? I'm 28 so it's obvious that it's never going to happen any other way. It seems pointless though if I have to pay for it. I've been debating it for ages now.

>>212441485
35 year old wizard here. The need to get laid drops off at 30. I would suggest trying to fix your life instead of fuck a literal std Infested whore then trying to get laid legitimately much later depending on how much fixing is needed. But then again I'm just an elder wizard what do I know. My AOE attacks do massive damage.

>>212441485
Unironically search online for a SEA or African woman depending on how ugly you are.

over the course of 15 years ive fucked over 100 hookers (hot ones only) in 17 countries and i have never been more miserable

even if JLaw was a prostitute, I'd still marry her

>>212442023
>if

>>212443247
You're not suggesting that JLaw lets producers use her butthole to get roles, right?

>>212412600 (OP)
Ha e anal sex and murder her after torturing the whore

>>212412600 (OP)
I’d tell her not to shower for at least 3 days then I would sniff, lick, finger and fuck her butthole.

>>212443336
That isn't hygienic.

>>212412600 (OP)
Ok but use your feet.

>>212415031
>I think this whole thing fucked me up in some ways.

I've already seen you explain this whole story and you said you live a normal life and that it didn't mess you up. Are you being dishonest now? Perhaps its all fake?

>>212443276
Jennifer Lawrence is beautiful but I guess she is on her own now

>>212420611
Well yeah, when your brain is easily manipulated with stimuli, just like a simple animal, is easy to achieve chemical happiness. I know you've had... personal experience with this.

>>212414548
trvth nvke

>>212437164
Based.

>>212414109
>>212414548
>all those delusional virgins,that cant afford or are unable to find a prostitute or are scared that agree with this bullshit

>>212412600 (OP)
She went full nude in the movie.

>>212444427
Sadly past her prime, but I'm glad she did it

>>212412600 (OP)
Jlaw looks good sometimes but she seems too much like the older sister or cousin type

>>212444427
She did that because the nudes were already out there, so may as well.

>>212416112
>You didn't beat the game
Based

>>212416112
Well. Depends on what body count we're talking about. Sex? No. Kills? Yes.

>>212413864
And that's why your parents didn't need to buy you pussy

>>212444427
She has a completely shapeless body. Like a man with Klinefelter's syndrome.

>>212444299
This
>>212414109
>>212414548
Paying for sex means your time is actually fucking worth something. Instead of wasting weeks "rizzing" up some girl, then wasting time and money on dates for her to only NOT fuck you, you just pay a few hundred bucks, get your nut, and leave.
If you're a poorfag, you wouldn't get it I guess. I lost my virginity to my first GF and I can still get girls, but mongering is such a cheat code IDK how you could be mad about it. Probably residual anger from still being virgins and not having even fucked for free yet.

>>212437111
that's Puritanism not even European Protestantism is that strict

>>212444585
no shit she is dumb redneck fuck-my-family kind

>>212412600 (OP)
I'd fuck her.
Look at that back view. That's prime slamming material.

JLaw you dumb bitch never stop being that dumb retarded country girl, don't you ?

>>212415140
No
No
Maybe
Sure

>>212414109

i'm going to let you in on a secret, anon, all those top 20% young men are banging hookers because when they want to fuck they just do and don't over think it.

>>212437513

only thing that helps is experience and putting yourself in the right headspace (just have fun with it, and don't overthink it). spending time with prostitutes can probably help but may open up new problems for you.

if you're a virgin don't go to the same prostitute twice, mix it up

>>212428380
you type like a 75IQ 50 year old man, so you'll excuse me if i think you're full of shit

>>212435977
Too bad such appealing bodies have to be attached to such loathsome creatures

>>212420788
Wow, I'm all of those

>>212412600 (OP)
I would say that I was able to quit porn way earlier, my parents wouldn't have need to buy me a hoe