how did he know

>>212412974 (OP)
SURPRISE

>>212412974 (OP)
LOOK HERE MUTHAFUCKA

Owen Wilson knows

>>212412974 (OP)
he needs to be back for resurrection and not just as a ghost

>>212412974 (OP)
He had the script duh

>>212412974 (OP)
he had a bright passenger

>>212413036
if he's antagonizing dexter every step of the way in his head would be pretty neat

>>212413013
Start doing this

>>212414197
yeah but that's predictable, he needs to full blown be back and alive through some of the most contrived writing ever
now that's KINO

>>212412974 (OP)
He literally had the male version of "the ick", sometimes you can just tell a nigga aint right

the only reason i binge watched dexter was because of a tiktok reel that made doakes look awesome and dexter look like a scumbag weirdo who's soon to be the next nexpo video topic

>>212412974 (OP)

>>212412974 (OP)
He knew he was fucked up because he was fucked up too

>>212412974 (OP)
i couldnt believe doakes was the topic of /tv/ thread

>>212412974 (OP)
I give up.
What happened in the news this week?
What did David Chappelle know?

>>212413001
FRENCH FRIES

>>212412974 (OP)
was he zesty?

>>212414368
He was a Tyrone aka a bully and they have a pretty good sense about detecting societal malcontents that typically fit the school shooter, psychopath act. Dexter fake beta male act wasn't fulling Doakes and he suspect that he was trying to hide something.

>>212415404
This

It was one of those Highlander recognizes another Highlander type of deal

>>212415293
how do they know? 99% of people I do that act to never know but then I get the very rare person who can see through it.

>>212412974 (OP)
>you just know

>>212412974 (OP)
he knew because he was also a killer like Dexter, he was in the army where he killed people and he was in more shootings than any cop in the building , Doakes was just a sociopath

>>212415632
the other 99% know they just don't care, the one who does is bothered by your facade

>>212412974 (OP)
Everyone knew

>>212412974 (OP)
>>212415584

I actually had a situation like at my office job in which this Black dude would always start crap with me and tell my boss how he knew I was racist and hiding stuff even though I had zero incidents at work and everyone likes me. I eventually got him fired but he was 100% right about me being a racist degenerate. I'm honestly still baffled at how he knew all this even though I excelled at disguising myself well among the cattle normies.

>>212415632
because they are like you retard, can see through bullshit and lies, i also fake it a lot, but i can see/feel when a man/woman can see through my fake personality

>tfw you jerk off to a coworkers facebook and she starts acting cold to you the next day
Somehow they just know

>>212415815
>>212415776
This

Spergs on this thread thinking they're Dexter or Lorne Malvo when in reality people just don't care and are more concerned about going about their day than exposing some antisocial autist

>>212415966
Are you me?

>>212412974 (OP)
ALL RISE MUTHAFUCKA

doakes was just like me, he wanted to have sex with deb

>>212416026
DEAD EYES MOTHAFUCKA

>>212415293
Why would you pretend to be retarded? Do people do this? I'm retarded but I'm good at pretending not to be, I do the opposite.

>>212416110
BAPTIZE MOTHAFUCKA

>>212415803
It was the way you were looking at him

>>212416141
They make you do less work if you're just the right amount of incompetent. If you have that dude at work who can't do a lot of the basic shit but still has a job, that guys pretending to be retarded

>>212416343
Funny you mention that because that was his exact response to my boss when he got asked why he thought I hated him

>>212415966
I jerked off during my overnight shift at a group home and my supervisor has been very distant to me since. Wouldn’t they fire me if they knew? I’m scared.

>>212412974 (OP)

>>212416623
They’re building a case against you

>>212412974 (OP)
>>212414098
It's called the shining mother fucker!

>>212415980
Why do you assume a fake act has to be some crazy antisocial person? You can put on a fake act of politeness and aloofness and being nice and whatnot.

>>212412974 (OP)
Fragments of the First Evil ("dark passengers") reside in all killers and allow them to detect one another.

I'm too genuine and sincere to ever put on an act.

>>212417397
Being nice and polite is standard for well-adjusted people. Saying that you're pretending alludes that you're not well-adjusted. You're not some high IQ psychopath like on the television, you're just a fucking retard.

>>212416409
kek

>>212412974 (OP)
He's got traumiform autism that gives him better pattern recognition for predators.

>>212416623
he knows

>>212416409
this honestly would have been a better ending

robo doakes

>coworker his 90 year old grandpa died couple days ago
>tell him I'm sorry to hear that
>in actuality I don't care at all
I'm so freaking dexter-pilled bros, if only they knew how much of a twisted sicko I am

>>212419056
they don't have the balls to bring us this level of kino

>>212416141
People frequently do this in business as to not be perceived as a threat, or get the other side to lower the guards so that you can fuck them over more easily.

Wagies do it so that they can cruise at 20% work capacity and chill while the other suckers do all the work.

>>212416141
For disability checks.

>>212419061
Fucking freak. I'm onto you, you son of a bitch.

>>212412974 (OP)
They LITERALLY show how in like season 7.
When Dexter was showing Doakes a crime scene how the person was murdered he accidentally slipped and smiled. In that moment Doakes knew something was off Dexter. Dexter blames himself for letting his act slip but Doakes could always see through his act anyways.

>>212419061
true story:
>female coworker tells me she still has her dead friends number saved
>I jokingly say “why? Are you expecting a call?”
>she says “what is wrong with you? Who says that?”
Was that Dexter pilled of me? I was watching a lot of House MD back then.

>>212419061
>coworker's wifes dies after battle with cancer over 2 years
>feel nothing
Should I be worried?

>>212412974 (OP)
In my head canon, he Started Doing This.

>>212415734
>pic
is that young Flo?

>>212419061
>coworker asks me how my weekend was
>slept 30+ hours and wanted to kill myself the entire time i was awake
>say 'it was alright, how was yours?'
They'll never know about my dark passenger.

dumb literallyme posters

>>212420078
kek

Am I too autistic for this show? The premise and acting are so bad that I cant get over it. Nobody on earth would tell their kid to just go murder people

>>212420325
The reason why he did that is actually revealed in a later season but yeah, it's universally recognised that Harry was a fucking retard for enabling Dexter that way.

>>212420325
>Am I too autistic for this show?
Apparently

>>212419297
lmao

>>212420374
Was he the one who chainsawed his mom or something?

>>212421665
No it was some drug lord he was trying to catch and he made dexter's mom keep acting as a spy for him even though she knew the drug lord was onto her and wanted to get out but he forced her to meet the drugfag and he killed the shit out of her

>>212420325
harry wanted to murder bad guys with impunity and used dexter to do it

>>212415632
know thy enemy, art of war

>>212423401
I never knew doakes was chinese

>>212424553
blasian

>bowl of mints on the table
>note says "please take one"
>take two
I'm a monster inside

>>212425561
Twisted fucking psychopath.

>>212425561
Fucking kill yourself

why was he so based?

>DEXTA U A WEIRD ASS WYBOY

>only shoots black men
why was he so racist?

>>212426327
He was not a nigger.

>>212414330
start with that then the twist is that he was actually alive and gaslighting dexter by pretending to be a ghost

>>212419135
>fucking freak, I'm onto you
doakes-pilled

look, it's because Doakes has crocodile brain, like lion brain. it's pure instince.

>>212416141
>be me
>walk into disability office
>DUHHHHH DUHHHH NYUYGHH UGHHH UHHH DUHHHH ME NO WORK GOOD ME LIKE…. NYUGHHH DUHH POOOP HAHA POOPIES
>leave with 3000 a month

>>212416409
lol holy shit what is this

>>212426885
dexter s8e12

>>212415584
>they have a pretty good sense about detecting societal malcontents
Or maybe just maybe, they are fucking assholes who bully people to deal with the fact they're raised by a single mother in the hood.

>>212419098
He could be a hallucination or a dream or something

Easy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StWxSGlYv7c

>>212416141
Less work.

>>212427092
ok thanks.
i don't remember that scene at all

>>212415803
kek

>blockbuster late 1990s
>be kind, rewind
>decide to be lawful evil, live by my own code
>decide to not rewind
times when you were dark passenger?

>>212415803
>I eventually got him fired
How

>>212428411
He was black

>>212415803
they are hyper sensitive and constantly accuse people of racism, it's not hard

>>212417182
Shh! You want to get sued?!

I can't believe doakes was the bay harbor butcher.

>>212428717
Me either

>>212428717
not only that but to turn around and try to frame an innocent and loving brother and family man like dex was truly abhorrent

>>212427571
yeah it was right after deb and hannah got married

>>212416141
people suck, anon. theyre lazy good for nothings stuck in life at jobs they dont want to do because theyre too stupid to pursue their goals. they dont really pretend to be retarded, they actually are by doing jobs they dont want to do. its even more retarded admitting they are capable, but still do lesser work for the shekelsteins. literally admiting to goy daycare centers. imagine being this pathetic. fucking tools, i swear.

I own you

>>212429062
I'm still shocked that Dexter said this to a black man

>Sorry I can't help with your case, but (entirely unprompted) Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Debra Morgan the Vegetable?
>I thought not. It's not a story the police in rural New York would know about.
>This random woman you've never heard of had a brother, and her brother had a son named Harrison, and it's somehow important that I recall and tell you Harrison's name in this moment.
>And she was a good friend.

>>212429208
Did he really have to yell this across the restaurant so loudly that it interrupted everyone's meals

>>212429357
yes, otherwise angela would have never grown suspicious of dexter and looked into his past and discover tox screenings listing a completely different drug than the one he used to drug his victims

>>212412974 (OP)
Doakes was traumatized later in life, and it was implied he didn't always play by the rules. He was similar to Dexter.

>>212412974 (OP)
Fucking white pussies.

>Kill off the best character in the show to an OC donut steel that nobody liked or remembers
What is even the fucking point of watching past S2? Michael C. Hall is great and all, but the titular character doesn't exactly get more interesting, and the tension with Debra is retarded as fuck. Dramatically and sexually.

>>212419104
>>212416141
this. and to balance a reasonable workload. if you work too hard or too efficiently, your employer will notice and make note of your baseline. then they’ll give you more work without promotion

>>212429784
Deb owes me sex

>>212429784
>not liking deb
cringe
>>212429876
based

any chance they'll bring back Astor

>>212429876
>>212429913

>>212429971
Wouldn't she be pushing 30 now?

>>212429784
it's good up until the end of the trinity season. i think that was season 4? after that though i agree it was terrible

>>212429971
Why are women like this

>>212430508
it's in their nature

>>212429208
Man is he going to feel dumb for thinking Dokes was the BHB for the past 18 years

>>212412974 (OP)

He didn't know. He was just a highly insecure fake alpha male that was autistically taking notes on people around him and noticed that Dexter was faking being timid.

Dexter was a lion pretending to be a lamb and Doakes was a lamb pretending to be a lion.

>>212416141
>I'm good at pretending not to be,
Anon... they know, trust me they know.

>>212430755
>Doakes was a lamb pretending to be a lion
>literally former black ops who had murdered multiple people
doakes saw through it because they were the same

>>212412974 (OP)

Doakes is super relatable.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one in the friend group or at my office who realizes a new superficially charming guy is actually evil.

>>212430755
Doakes genuinly enjoyed killing tho. I think there was a scene about how often he was gunning people

He was jewish

he just thought it be like it do

>>212431221
In the TV show its inplied he's just trigger happy but in the books its clear he enjoys killing and that he did war crimes for fun.

>>212431197
Everybody filters certain types of people. If you have women friends, family, or coworkers, it becomes obvious. They don't seem to notice or have issues with certain sleezy guys, and they will dislike certain other random people. Some of the reasons are pretty weak if you ask.
Dexter just set off Doakes bullshit filter and saw him as suspicious.

>>212415803
Your 5G was transmitting the nword into his brain when you were nearby

>take a shit
>wipe
>flush
>nearby sign says "please do not flush toilet paper"
It's over... they know...

>>212436178
Pretty much. It's pretty easy to tell if a person is fake or manipulative but for some reason most people just choose to ignore it to avoid confrontation. Doakes was the only one who actually called his bullshit.

All jokes asaide, Dexter was a weird-vibe nigga.

>>212437985
Name one weird thing

what if the show was named sexter and instead of killing people he gay raped them

>>212416141
I knew a guy who would pretend not to understand social conventions in order to always have an excuse when people got annoyed at him. It worked surprisingly well for a while, but he ended up making such a pain in the ass of himself that nobody felt guilt in dropping him.
Big star trek fan too, fwiw

>>212419297
kek
but also, of course she has it, why bother deleting it? i have at least two dead people (that i know of) in my phone. it's not like it takes up resources or i browse my contacts list so i'd risk randomly seeing their names and getting overwhelmed by grief

>>212415803
every black person i've ever met knows im racist immediately upon speaking to them

>>212420374
>it's universally recognised that Harry was a fucking retard for enabling Dexter that way
Nah you're just a pussy. Dexter killed a lot of really bad people who deserved it. You're probably a liberal faggot.

>>212415803
Ancestral blood memory unironically, American blacks can tell if you are racist instantly but African blacks can't

>>212438938
Yeah that charade can only last so long because they appeal to people's pity but that pity runs out quick when they realize they're just fuckheads that deserve no pity.

>>212429784
His shtick was running dry, if they kept him for another 2 seasons or something you would have hated him.

>>212439185
The trick is to get it 60/40, be an incompetent retard to an extent. If your too retarded and too belligerent then your getting dropped, but if you put in enough work and are nice enough where it’s both inconvenient to get rid of a retard and it makes the others sad to see you go then your fine, some nigga’s overplay it and it gets to a point where even the most bleeding heart fag of the workplace won’t care if you get the boot.

>>212424553
Asian Doakes be like "Supplies, Motherfucker!"

How does the Book Differ from the TV show? Any anon can explains? Is the book more crazy & off the rails?

>>212429876
jerma with a wig

>>212412974 (OP)
>Dat crazy white boy is possessed by Moloch, LaGuerta!

>>212439794
You're not wrong. The supply room in the army was all Asians. We had 3 Kim in our supply.

>>212440938
The first season is the only one based on the books and it's pretty close to 1:1. It's been a long time since I read it but the only big difference I remember is Laguerta dies at the end. Also Deb is supposed to be like big titty bimbo smoking hot. The second book is the one where Doakes gets his tongue and hands/feet cut off and the third book is the one where you find out Dexter is actually literally possessed by an ancient god/demon. I didn't read any after that.

>>212437788
>Suddenly realize I am in Mexico and now it makes sense why I had to use the whole roll to wipe

>>212412974 (OP)

Niggermagic

>>212441107
So there is Demon/Occult stuff on the Book? No wonder people said the Book is better

>>212441168
He is literally possessed by Moloch in the books.

>>212441222
is that the Reason why he need to kill people indiscrimanely?

>>212440938
the single and most central difference is the existence of specific paranormal elements, like dexter and other killers being possessed by moloch which, depending on the severity of the possession, causes their urge to murder.
people possessed by the demon can also recognize each other. dexter can instinctively feel, or outright see when other people are serial killers or have otherwise anti-social violent tendecies caused by said posession.
and iirc doakes is one of those possessed too, just not as well advanced, thus him being able to see through dexter's facade but not truly understanding exactly what's wrong with him.

>>212433524
In the show, it is all but directly stated he was a war criminal in Haiti… that only did it to bad guys. He murders that Haitian and makes it look like a self defense but dexter could tell if was bullshit

>>212441240
yes, dexter being our protagonist has to be sympathetic, thus he tries his utmost to kill those who deserved it

>>212419061
>coworker's wife is hospitalized with internal bleeding
>secretly hope that she dies and he gets a depression and fucks off because his extroversion annoys me
Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah

>>212441419
has the Moloch been defeated in the book yet?

>>212415803
Now I'm paranoid, I know some black people but I feel like I hide it pretty well around them. I'm only racist against black people though, I know a Indian guy who I've grown to actually consider a friend and he is okey dokey.

>>212438529
>here's the kid i was telling you about

>>212418438
pretending to be retarded

>>212412974 (OP)
Motherfucker-O-Meter

>>212412974 (OP)
magical negro

>>212438529
how's the prequel show holding up?
i feel like casting some no-name youngsters who could unironcally pass as young teens was a great choice, ever since i saw them doing it in a flashback sequence in one of the fast & furious movies.
slop as it is, it was genuinely positively surprising they went with that instead of lazily digitally de-aging la familia guy and his possee

>>212441985
it's good, they get the mannerisms and the feel right so even though the story didn't necessarily need to be told it scratches that itch

>>212415803
He must have somehow intercepted the the racism waves we use to communicate non verbally with each other

>>212419061
>coworker his 90 year old grandpa died couple days ago
>it's his 6th grandparent to die

>>212412974 (OP)
He didn't but it was pretty obvious that he had encountered a "personality" like Dexter in the past. But even Doakes didn't expect that Dex was the Bay Harbor Butcher. Doakes probably thought that Dex was some twisted pervert, not a full on serial killer. You can see that even Doakes was afraid of Dexter after he discovered Dex's "hobby" and was held prisoner.

>>212415980
>Dexter or Lorne Malvo
Funny back in my days it was Tyler Durden, Joker etc. I guess betas never change

>>212415584
You’re such a stupid bootlicker

>>212415803
Holding your breath when he walked by you probably didn't help.

I love Doakes FUCK YOU LILA

>>212412974 (OP)
Why was Dexter sad when he died

>>212444237
Because he was the only one who understood who he was.

>>212439221
I guess you could, you know, end the show with some dignity instead of pressing on into eternity.

>>212444503
No, we can't stop now

what was her problem

>>212444833
she was a slut

>>212426134
> you were just another spic detective

>>212444833
All of the mental illnesses

>>212426134
The way he constantly roasted lasquirta was masterful

>>212436178

>They don't seem to notice or have issues with certain sleezy guys, and they will dislike certain other random people.

People always meme on Kyles but women are crazy about them for whatever reason. There's always 5+ skinny wiggers with crappy tattoos waiting for their girlfriends outside my office at any given time.

>>212444833

BPD. At first you think you wont the girlfriend lottery. She's quirky, beautiful, has actual hobbies, and she asked you out first or gave signals that were actually obvious. Then she starts destroying your life.

>>212445197
she's not hot enough to keep. at the first red flag dexter should have ditched her pasty ass

>>212445136
>get on your knees and start kissing anything that remotely resembles an ass

>>212419061
>coworker suffers some sort of family loss
>tell them I’m sorry for your loss
>im actually fucking pissed because I know I’ll have to cover for them while they’re gone

>>212444539
this, even if mch quits we'll just continue with the original sin guy. 1000 years of dexter

>>212415803
When I see a White guy who is suspiciously silent every time some ZOG propoganda shit gets mentioned, I know.
The guy who appearantly has zero political comments but is well read knows a lot about history or geography or philosophy? We see you.

>>212444237
he didn't want to be antisemitic

>>212444991

Miami seems like a weird place to live if you don't like Hispanic people. Why not move to Montana or something?

>>212429208
kek

>>212412974 (OP)

He was a Green Beret who did wet work in South America.

>>212415966

Maybe you shouldn't have liked every fucking foto.

>>212419061

>grandpa dies
>little brother says: "I hope the funeral is not during the weekend because that's my time off"

There was a lot of homoerotic tension between him and Dexter.

>>212419061
I'm like this with bad things that happens to other people. I act like I care just to be polite but really I dont care at all.

>>212415803
Nah, black people call all whites racist, but then there is the response, if you start panicking and heavily apologizing
like most white normies do
If you just kind of laugh it away like you probably did he knows.

Where they fucking prior season 6?

only way dexter could have worked as a show is if people like Mathews and Lundy knew about it and allowed it to continue

>>212448275
They should have done this. There's so much fucking theorising about "did Lundy know????" that it's insufferable. They should have just let the literal expert serial killer catcher catch Dexter during a kill and agree to let it slide on the condition he only killed the worst of the worst criminals. Imagine Lundy even became an informant to Dexter and tipped him off about serial killers he couldn't convict.

>>212420325
you are meant to take it as a dark comedy

I love pretending to be goofy and retarded at work. I work for the government though so I have no chance of ever getting fired.

>>212415803
See, this is the real life story of Dexter. Doaks didn't know shit. He was just harassing Dexter and thought the "secret school shooter white boy" stereotype was fitting.

Doakes was repressing his sexual feelings towards Dexter

>>212412974 (OP)
They couldn't make a White guy his downfall.

>>212412974 (OP)
The show literally spells it out, “killers recognize each other”
Doakes had a hunch because he, too, was a killer when he was a soldier.

>>212416141
better?

>>212426885
Six Feet Under finale.
Do not watch if you are feeling emotional or gay like me

>>212439794
Fried rice motherfucker!

>>212449417
Perfect

>>212429010
yes im fucking "lazy" at my shitty office job. i dont give a FUCK about it, it means nothing to me.
it gives me no sense of satisfaction or fulfillment so why the FUCK would i put any effort into it.
you boomers that worship work are the problem

>>212416412
Your eyes have a way of saying hard R nigger to people if you are nor careful or simply don't give a fuck.

>>212429010
I don't think you understand how capitalism and competitiveness works. Not everyone can be leaders yelling orders with no one actually working.

>>212419297
>ha ha, just kidding. I saved my dead friends numbers too. That way I can masturbate and leave lewd recording to their voicemail.

>>212448275
Lundy 100% knew and kept covering for him because he wanted to keep Deb’s young ginger pussy

>>212427179
Maybe just maybe baby, just maybe, baby?

>>212412974 (OP)
he zesty, got a flair for wrongness

>>212429357
The original script was gonna be Angel shouting from a urinal into the hallway as he passed a kidney stone but that was scrapped.

>>212444833
one of the most realistically written mentally ill bpd whores on tv

>>212449352
>when he was a soldier
and as a cop too

>>212415584
>fulling
>>212419061
>coworker his
>>212447227
>foto

>>212448235
ideally

>>212449819
solid code desu

>>212449819
desu the green henley’s kinda slaps

Harry's Code but it's a list of how to appear straight, and Dexter is the most flamboyant homo in the world and the only guy at the office that sees through it is an even zestier version of Doakes

the show would’ve been better if it was 8 seasons of doakes and dex playing car and mouse

>>212449931

>>212446832
Miami used to be White before the 1964 travesty, I mean Hart-Celler Act.

>>212412974 (OP)
Because Dexter was a fucking creep with every psycho red flag being barely concealed.

As Dexter himself said, the mystery was why no one else in a police department noticed it. (there was no mystery they're just all garbage cops)

>>212449988
Would only have worked if Doakes didn't suspect him at first but grew more and more suspicious of him with each season. He was fully onto Dexter from the first episode, he had to go so Dexter could keep killing people.

THE CHAD ARTHUR
THE VIRGIN LAB RAT

>>212450227
>Would only have worked if Doakes didn't suspect him at first but grew more and more suspicious of him with each season.
this won't have worked better deus, also Quinn suspects Dexter is involved with Trinity and than all of a sudden just drops it. Fucking SS abandoned plot lines

>>212450238
Arthur's sister freaked out when he peeped on her in the shower and died. Dexter got his sister so horny for him she would murder an innocent woman. Dexter wins

>>212450276
>Quinn suspects Dexter is involved with Trinity and than all of a sudden just drops it
Tbf this is after the PI he hired got killed by Dexter and a drop of Liddy's blood ended up on Quinn's shoe. He probably thought Dexter planted it there after killing Liddy and said "I'm not getting involved with this shit"

Bump

reminder.

>>212452017
she was in her twenties you sick fuck

>>212452017
I always enjoy when a younger character ends up with an older character because it makes agegap schizo's shit their pants

>>212452157
dexter is the only show i've seen an age gap this large

>>212452017
does this mean I can get a deb gf in 30 years?

>>212452343
Are you a high profile serial killer catcher?

>>212416141
In many lines of work pretending to be aloof, clumsy, slow, etc to just the right level to not get fired is the optimal strategy to maximize your benefits/work ratio.
If you put in serious work there's a 75% chance you will be paid the same and won't get any more authority, but higher ups will become accustomed to your performance and will demand you keep it up.

>>212416141
have you never watched columbo?

>>212453195
not yet

>>212445750
Related: at the height of covid hysteria you could feel the people that pokerfaced through the ramblings of the inevitable vax regime shills. Sometimes you could see one of them trying to fit in with the virus bullshit but there was an hesitation, a micro grimace, or a small time lag compared to the true believers that did it on instinct. Obviously it fitted 1:1 with the people I would have guessed were based for different reasons.

>>212415803
It's a basic shooting with a shotgun tactic. Here and there, a pellet will hit a target. Is not different than:
>you are an egg/virgin/gay/etc, are you?
The reaction, the gesture and the answer leads to the followup:
>if they perceive a hit: closeted, in denial, totally X, you are not foolling anyone, etc.
>if they perceive a miss: hehe, just joking

>>212453877
>are you an egg?
what?

>>212445750

>>212412974 (OP)
blacks have street smarts and are more socially intelligent while whites are autistic but more calculating

>>212449556
lmao

>>212415803
I guess I hide my power level well because I worked with a ton of niggers and they liked me

>>212456750
I am racist but some of my favorite people at work were not black.

>>212415404
A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar.

>>212419056
i fucking wish

>>212412974 (OP)
Instinct.

>>212420078
too real

>>212416141
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

magical negro

>>212450538
>"I'm not getting involved with this shit"
agreed, Quinn was a competent detective and generally an ok guy but he was never as diehard as Doakes

>>212452257
closest I've seen is Richard-Monica on Friends. Ozark had a like 40 year gap but it was always pictured as unhealthy from the start.

>>212458210
>ok guy
>steals from crime scenes
>on the take from the mob

well /tv/, would you?

>>212458990
that's what made him a good cop anon...

>>212459028
DAILY RAPE CORRECTION

>>212459373
Based

>>212413013
What exactly was the reason you posted this?

>>212458990
you don't know what the fawk your talkin about

>>212459635
Get your fawkin sawsage fingas awf me

>>212415572

>>212459633
So you don't know?

>>212412974 (OP)
he looked up spoilers on wikipedia

>>212412974 (OP)
Start Doing This

>>212459028
She was my favorite.

>relentlessly bullies autistic lab tech for no reason other than the fact that he is "creepy"
>is a low key serial killer himself but gets a pass because he has a badge
He was always the true villain of the series.

>>212461212
I tried but my lips got tired

>>212461344
At least you started. Most people never get that far.

>>212430215
>>it's good up until the end of the trinity season.
Season 4 was ok, but season 3 was fucking terrible.

>>212461388

>>212445750
This is me

>>212445750
Sometimes I will test white guys that I know by randomly bringing up (incorrect) WW2 factoids about the nazi military. If they correct me, I know.

>>212429784
>What is even the fucking point of watching past S2?
None, but we couldn't know for a while as it aired. Season 4 being ok (not as good as the first too but fine) made some people hopeful it would get good again up until the end.

>>212461447
>IN WAYS YOU'VE NEVER EVEN IMAGINED

>>212429876
built for rape

>>212415404
This.
There was a thing in Dexter where killers could recognize other killers. Doakes was former military and did fucked up things, possibly for the greater good.

>>212461388
>but season 3 was fucking terrible.
The first episode of season 3 is better written than anything in season 4.

is Resurrection gonna be kino?

>>212444833
her problem is that she was best girl and did nothing wrong except be smarter than dex and not blonde

>>212412974 (OP)
He knew something was u wih him because how close he analyzed crime scenes but wasn’t sure he was a serial killer at first. He’s supposedly in a flash back in the new season resurrection too

>>212462053
The only bet in line is whether they'll manage to have an even worse ending.

>>212462053
no and I'm going to love every second of it

>>212454111
Trannies use that one to "spot" a closeted tranny.

It's because Doakes used to burn locals

Real recognizes real

>>212462172
apparently they have no plans to end resurrection after one season, so as long as its successful there will be another one. So don't expect an ending

>>212461273
uh oh...

>>212462869
someday it'll end, and when it does it better have the most braindead, peice of shit, retarded ending ever

He gots that shining.

>>212461599
oh I've been imagining it

His nose job is awful

>>212441657
>has the ability to be in the same vicinity as indians
Youre brown. Couldnt be me. Imagine hating the one singular minority that has any sort of claim to stay in the US more than the bughive 1.3 billion shit eater industry-destroyers. Niggers litter but they dont outright annihilate environments and shit in public.

>>212412974 (OP)

Once you know what to look for, it's easy to detect a liar/psychopath/sociopath.

>>212412974 (OP)
the truth is he was probably a killer in the making and so he started noticing

>>212419056
Based remember

>>212415980
To quote tropic thunder, never go full retard. Just pretend to be dumb enough

>>212467613
>one singular minority that has any sort of claim to stay in the US
You mean american indigenous people?

>>212415632
some people are born with a natural intuition

It's too bad the actor didn't thrive after this cos he had a strong scene presence.

>>212445197
>but women are crazy about them for whatever
Women actually prefer phony men. Im certain of it

>>212468801
Indians? Sure. Got btfo so hard i forgot about them

>LAB GEEK MY ASS