Thread 212413180 - /tv/ [Archived: 871 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:27:36 PM No.212413180
parksrec
parksrec
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>millennials were worshipping this mid making a pouty face and telling dad jokes and to them this was the funniest thing ever
very grim.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:28:41 PM No.212413216
>>212413180 (OP)
not me, i was thinking about killing andy and taking rashida jones
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:29:23 PM No.212413235
Millennials do be homos
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:29:26 PM No.212413236
she looks like Droopy Dog lmao
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:31:04 PM No.212413277
>>212413180 (OP)
I'm millennial and never watched this piece of shit with fatt pratt and thought she was an ugly chink
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:33:32 PM No.212413353
I wonder if she kept her cunt turbo hairy
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:35:00 PM No.212413389
Nobody liked her as a person. She was just cute so people would "like" anything she did.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:35:48 PM No.212413404
>>212413180 (OP)
she had a "girl next door" kind of realistic-ish vibe and was cute. that's sufficient.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:53:47 PM No.212413903
>>212413404
>realistic-ish
yea if you're in middle school. which makes sense for millennial perma-children Peter Pan syndrome folks
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:55:46 PM No.212413962
sad. really. this thread is what zoomers consider "trolling". back in the day we had an invasion board ffs.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:00:41 PM No.212414096
>>212413180 (OP)
>>212413903
only watched this show recently but she was pretty cute. So was Rashida jones' character. Now show me what gen z has to offer to this conversation. Your women are all either boring carbon copy-clones of each other or fat piggies
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:04:41 PM No.212414183
>>212413180 (OP)
I'm a zoomer; Aubrey isn't mid and I love her. Also love April and Andy won, and their relationship is cute. Anime tier rom com.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:06:06 PM No.212414226
>>212413962
They consider any reaction "engagement" because their first thoughts were in the glow of a screen.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:07:56 PM No.212414279
Aubrey Plaza 6
Aubrey Plaza 6
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>>212413180 (OP)
...grim?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:08:11 PM No.212414284
>>212413353
Compared to what?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:12:45 PM No.212414427
>>212413180 (OP)
I don't remember anyone worshiping her. She's somewhat relatable because if you knew cynical JAPs, that's what they all act like.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:13:07 PM No.212414441
>>212414279
googling "aubrey plaza sexy pics 2014" as a reply to her parks and rec cringefest will not help you with this one m8
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:14:58 PM No.212414500
Alison Brie was the primo millennial hottie
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:31:40 PM No.212414934
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>>212413180 (OP)
Yeah, what were they thinking?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:34:36 PM No.212415004
>>212414279
googling "aubrey plaza sexy pics 2014" as a reply to her parks and rec kinofest will help you with this one m8
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:48:37 PM No.212415420
>>212413180 (OP)
>zoomers were worshipping a mid beaner doing an aubrey plaza impression
even worse
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:51:07 PM No.212415497
zillenialGODS, how do we feel about this?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:01:25 PM No.212415829
>>212415497
Their not gods their pussies that are afraid of not being popular enough
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:02:47 PM No.212415885
someone post the webm
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:04:00 PM No.212415923
>>212415497
>zillenialGODS, how do we feel about this?
erect
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:04:35 PM No.212415945
>>212415497
by having sex and telling no one
only to piss of virgins online
old school ;)
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:05:43 PM No.212415983
>>212413180 (OP)
aubrey plaza was only a thing because she reminded middle management millenials of that weird intern girl who does the photocopying who they think they might be able to fuck one day
(spoiler: they never get to fuck the quirkungus)
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:06:00 PM No.212415995
Reminder you weren't born into the universe where there was an 00s Addams Family reboot with Aubrey as Wednesday.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:11:49 PM No.212416202
She was like the less sexy Olivia Munn and maybe slightly less cringe
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:14:34 PM No.212416303
>>212416202
Plaza certainly aged better than Munn though
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:17:12 PM No.212416395
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Idk she was just really hot
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:17:42 PM No.212416419
>>212416395
Christ
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:22:31 PM No.212416588
>>212413180 (OP)
I was not only worshipping but strangling my 18 year old cock to her leaks. My gf was so mad!!! She thought I had nudes from another girl!!! But i was like babe its Aubrey it's Aubrey. She was still mad but not as mad as she was thinking I was cheating on her.
April mad sexy. Gf caught me jacking off to her thong scene in the one with deniro and Efron. We still together. Im still jackin it lmao love aubrey
Gonna... Gonna jack it right now!!!
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:24:42 PM No.212416662
>>212414934
>>212416395
Always thought she was the quirky innocent nerd girl, I had no idea she was such a turboslut. Makes me wonder what kind of hell she put that husband through for him to off himself
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:29:28 PM No.212416855
>>212415829
we mog zoomers and basedllenials alike, cope and seethe
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:32:05 PM No.212416943
>>212415420
trvth nvke
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:38:39 PM No.212417150
I'm still pissed at how little she was in My Old Ass. B8 & switches always annoy me but that was especially egregious. No one wanted to watch a shitty coming of age romantic drama about a lesbian who can't avoid falling onto Chad's dick.
I wanted (and expected because of the trailer) a quirky comedy about a teenager being led by her hallucination of her older self.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:40:31 PM No.212417216
>>212416662
Cucked him and cheated ruthlessly.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:58:31 PM No.212417852
>>212413180 (OP)
never really liked her face, but did you see how awful her ass is in Mike and Dave need wedding dates? its at the end after the credits i think, shes fucking adam devine and it looks terrible
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:03:32 PM No.212418030
>>212417852
I saw her in a g string in Ingrid goes west acting like a kitty. Jacked so hard
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:05:44 PM No.212418111
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>>212413180 (OP)
>zoomers were worshipping this mid making a pouty face and doing drugs and to them this was the funniest thing ever
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:06:37 PM No.212418144
>>212413180 (OP)
>>millennials
every millennial I know likes The Office more
I hardly ever see people rewatching Parks and Rec but always see Office reruns
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:06:58 PM No.212418153
>>212418111
It was only a matter of time before one of these retards showed up
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:07:52 PM No.212418185
>>212418111
>mid
she's below average
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:09:01 PM No.212418221
>>212415497
What even is a zillenial?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:09:10 PM No.212418227
>>212413180 (OP)
I fantasize about licking that puerto rican clam every day
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:15:34 PM No.212418441
>>212418111
Aubrey Plaza is sexy unlike
>this mid
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 10:17:31 PM No.212418496
>>212413903
yeah okay anthony, have a fucking negroni you nonce.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:00:26 PM No.212419992
>>212415983
I don't know how to tell you this but when Aubrey Plaza was still popular millenials were still in school

>>212416662
le innocent quirky girl was zooey
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:01:27 PM No.212420030
zooey
zooey
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:12:55 PM No.212420407
>>212420030
Mid
Overrated
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:25:42 PM No.212420841
>>212420407
>Mid
>Overrated
But enough about Zendaya.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:26:11 PM No.212420861
>>212420030
never understood this ones appeal
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:30:21 PM No.212420981
>>212413180 (OP)
>That scene in bad grandpa where she starts to bend over in a thong in front of a camera before it cuts to a different angle.
Somewhere out there, stolen from the editing floor, there is a perfect shot of her asshole.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:39:00 PM No.212421273
>>212414934
What's this from?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:39:51 PM No.212421291
>>212413180 (OP)
she was an industry plant no one liked her who wasnt a closeted homo
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:40:52 PM No.212421329
>>212421273
citizen kane
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:43:02 PM No.212421402
>>212420981
And they get to jack off to it to this day. A real one would have ported it onto a usb and uploaded it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:17:18 AM No.212422659
>>212420861
I never cared much for her either but I get it. She was basically the poster girl for the proto-onions indie/hipster movement in the mid to late aughts. She came along and made bangs and nerdy glasses fashionable again and dressed moderately at a time when someone like Jessica Simpson in Dukes of Hazard was considered the absolute peak of beauty
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:56:42 AM No.212423991
>>212413180 (OP)
Would
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:58:13 AM No.212424040
>>212413180 (OP)
Yeah she was perfect
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:08:44 AM No.212424367
>>212413180 (OP)
Aubrey plaza is very attractive and her flat affect is endearing.
>>212413216
Rashida is a goddess tho
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:22:13 AM No.212424822
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>>212418441
>Aubrey Plaza is sexy unlike
>>this mid
I feel the opposite. Zendaya is an anorexic model and yet she tit mogs her
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:23:59 AM No.212424868
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ScyMM3ag4dY

>i think men are better than women. they provide for us and we must obey them because they are out masters.

She is more based than anyone else for this alone.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:24:33 AM No.212424885
>>212422659
You sound like Homer Simpson talking about Jefferson airplane/starship
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:25:49 AM No.212424915
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This was the end of millenials when they realized they are no longer young and Zoomers are taking over.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:30:25 AM No.212425040
>>212418221
Zoomers who realize their generation is scum and so they try sucking millennial cock for a little shred of clout.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:31:49 AM No.212425071
>>212424915
Kek. Like Madonna making out with Christina and Brittney.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:32:15 AM No.212425083
>>212413180 (OP)
These office style shitcoms were terrible and not funny
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:33:11 AM No.212425108
>>212413236
but enough about sydney sweeney
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:35:42 AM No.212425186
>>212418111
she's so fucking ugly
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:36:09 AM No.212425197
Creepy-chan has a husband and kids.
Mollymoonn has an Onlyfans.
Millennials won.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:36:11 AM No.212425199
>>212420861
Clearly you've never seen Manic (2001)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:38:41 AM No.212425270
>>212424885
>MY DICKS ALL SHITTY.
>DICKS ALL SHITTY
>MY DICKS ALL SHITTY FROM YOUR
>ASSS HOOOOOOOLLLLL
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:38:49 AM No.212425278
>>212425186
But enough about your mom, anon
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:46:13 AM No.212425520
>>212425083
As a bong, the thing I find most off-putting about American (Jewish) sitcoms such as this is that the characters are really shitty towards each other - and then we're meant to go "Aww" when one of them achieves some personal triumph or something. I remember them treating the boring middle-aged guy with a nice wife/family like shit - and we're simultaneously supposed to like these fucking horrible people. Oddly, the most Jewish sitcom of all (Seinfeld) is more palatable to me. No hugging, no learning - unless your characters are actually decent people.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:48:12 AM No.212425588
>>212413180 (OP)
I'm 35 and I've never seen one episode of this show in my life.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 1:51:10 AM No.212425664
>>212425270
>[ramble incoherently]
>you're rambling incoherently
>[incoherent ramble intensifies]
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:33:38 AM No.212426821
>>212425664
For more information on Jefferson Starship consult your local library!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:56:39 AM No.212427488
>>212425520
>treating the boring middle-aged guy with a nice wife/family like shit
my favourite character, without him that series is barely funny.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:58:24 AM No.212427542
>>212420030
bechamel
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:00:13 AM No.212427599
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>>212425083
they were better than any comedy from the last ten years.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:04:33 AM No.212427739
>>212424367
>Rashida is a goddess tho
that's why he's thinking about taking her, esl
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:06:33 AM No.212427793
>>212413180 (OP)
I wonder how many jews and execs ran a train on her before she hit 18
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:09:42 AM No.212427889
>>212427599
the fuck is this webm? was that the community girl at the end?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:16:52 AM No.212428076
>>212427488
I don't remember if I found any of it funny - I know I gave up on it at some point (and I wouldn't watch anything similar now). Stuff like that never sat right with me, even before I "knew". It's the product of an alien mindset/morality.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:55:40 AM No.212429116
WOW PLATINUM
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:25:19 AM No.212429936
>>212413903
Zoomers pretending to have souls again. Don't you have a twitch stream to watch?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:27:07 AM No.212429982
>>212413180 (OP)
It's way worse than you can imagine.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:29:59 AM No.212430071
>>212413277
I'm a millennia and I watched it. I thought it was good for the first three seasons. Also she's not a chink, she's Hispanic.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:31:47 AM No.212430140
I'll kill myself soon.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:35:46 AM No.212430270
>>212424915
To be fair I think she played the mom in the Chucky Reboot like 2 years earlier. Aubrey has known she's old for a while.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:05:40 AM No.212431126
>>212413903
>he thinks women grow up
bless your heart
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:17:55 AM No.212431506
>>212414934
So sick of AI slop...